I am doing a erock and doing shots at breakfast

7  2017-12-25 by Dennyislife

I will not cry like him though.

17 comments

2  deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-25

yeah you will

1  boring_oneliner 2017-12-25

What are you eating and what are you drinking

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-25

Cheese on toast with Worcester sauce and this polish vodka that tastes like cola if left out in the sun.

1  johnnyroberts 2017-12-25

You Travis Bickle ass nigga.

1  boring_oneliner 2017-12-25

Uuh it's pronounced Wusstersheer okay.

And that's gross.

1  TheTigerDriver 2017-12-25

That sounds fucking disgusting.

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-25

Go home. No one needs you.

1  TheTigerDriver 2017-12-25

I'm shithoused and your disgusting meal is making me vomit legitimately. Thanks for ruining my Christmas morning you British fuck.

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-25

I wanted to save some space for later so left off the pickles and tomato purée base.

1  boring_oneliner 2017-12-25

How are British people so fat if they only eat such disgusting shit?

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-25

Never met a Brit. I am English.

1  RocoTheLoveMonkey 2017-12-25

Do you have any hard drugs this crimbo my good friend? I hope you arn't going to be hungover the rest of the day. I have no family but my distant relatives called C & H came to visit to keep me company

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-25

No. High on life.

1  RocoTheLoveMonkey 2017-12-25

Fuck that snort some nutmeg or something

1  Bluesmoky 2017-12-25

Pip pip and cheerio, fucker. No Xmas trifle? That shit rules

1  Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-25

Hell yea. I got some beef stew going in the slow cooker for tomorrow and gonna get stupid drunk on scotch. Merry Christmas shithead.

1  Guybroman 2017-12-25

Fuckin limey

1  RonBengtan 2017-12-25

Now that's a man's man.

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1  boring_oneliner 2017-12-25

How are British people so fat if they only eat such disgusting shit?