Seasons Greetings from all of us here at CP Media

102  2017-12-25 by UnfunnyFaggott

74 comments

Someone get Anthony out of there!!!!!! Weve all seen this movie!!! Your girlfriends white family isnt all its cracked up to be!! “Get Out”, Anthony, you poor black man

poor beavis

You can tell he and the mulatto child don't want to be in the photo

I hardly think Anthony counts as a child.

God knows the awful things that cat has witnessed.

"I'd put him out of his misery BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING GUNS!!!"

Idk who's worse anthony or her parents that were fine with her taking 60 year old shock jock dick

The Dad worked for Clinton so I'm sure it's par for the course.

He worked for Fox News/News Corp at the time of this photo too, so yeah, no stranger to creepy predators.

& Bush

fuck you, that doesn't fit the Hillary eats babies narrative.

Ugh. A Hildabeast cry baby bitch boi lurking on the sub. I can see the scars from here from when your mom's tried and, most unfortunately failed, to stab you with a coathanger a few times before you slithered out her asshole feet first. Please brighten everyone's holidays with some blood splatter and shit matter out of the back of your pin cushion skull.

Calm down you Goldman Sachs apologist

Put your pussy hat back on and scream at the sky, you fucking infantile piss ant cuntrag.

No, you.

Oh, look at the comeback kid over here! "No, you." You're gonna be easy prey on this sub, you gutless clintonite coward.

I'm with her. Happy holidays.

hows that working out for you

I just cannot imagine how awkward that Christmas have been for everyone involved. I mean the father looks about Ant's age and he has to make small talk with a guy who's fucking his teenage daughter. It's incredible what money enables.

Did they get a lobotomy? They actually look happy.

Forced smiles, like someone's pointing a gun to them.

Sorry I know this is an overused word but that father is a fucking cuck for going along with this. Nice black moral accessory as well.

Cash, nigga.

I think the father is some kind of fox contributer, rich anyway

What cash? Johnny Cash or sumthin?

They all have the same hairline.

Never thought I'd see a picture where a mulatto and a cat have the most of my compassion.

CP is right.

The dad looks like Opie with glasses when he done that tbs thing.

What’s the real backstory to this picture? When was this?

It's ant with his 17 or 18 y/o gf and her family. It's from a few years ago

As funny as he is, he truly needs psychiatric help and/or a good ass beating from one of these dads.

Fuckin spineless parents. Shit's gross and sad in so many ways.

He always talks about buying wheelchairs and shit for cripples, but he couldn't shell out a couple hundred extra to get that scoliosis looking ass bitch a back brace and some physio?

That girl has awful posture

that's so fucked up

He's a predator in every sense of the word. The reason that he doesn't fuck women who are over 25 is because they're old enough to know better. Ant's target demographic is a girl between 16 and 26 who has Daddy issues that are serious enough that she'd fuck a ghoul to send a "fuck you" to her parents. That's why nearly every "relationship" that Ant has had has also involved the girl's family. They're doing this to piss off Daddy.

For instance, Ant wound up in jail when the mother of one of his victims called the cops, not the victim herself.

Ant is just shameless. Not only am I fucking a girl young enough to be my granddaughter but here's a picture to show I have mom and dad's approval.

is this picture real?

Yes

you mean she really is wearing that ugly ass watch?

Disney only makes $10 cheap watches.

You don't buy children expensive watches. They lose them, scratch them, etc.

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Oh literal nigger

His can't be a real picture

Real as a muuuuug

How old is she supposed to be? That chick looks 14. Jesus.

Let's not forget that Mr Cumia said on the show that he'd go as low as 13.

He's said 9.

HE DID NOT. WTF do you remember what clip/show that might be?

He said 9 as a joke.

Whoops

Ang must’ve left that button-up in the dryer too long. The key to pulling off this timeless combo is for the sleeve of the Rockstar swag t-shirt to be concealed.

Can someone explain to me what is going on here?

Christmas at Child Porn Media

Fuckery

Ant was dating the girl and that's her parents next to her. All smiling for the camera like this is a completely normal scenario.

How old is she and when was this?

I never knew Ant had a daughter.

Totes awks!

Does anyone know if it was Anthony who shared this picture originally? If so then I guarantee he was just thinking "yeah, look at this young piece of ass I'm getting guys. Jealous much?" rather than considering how completely fucked up this is.

What's the point if they're young be ugly? There's hotter 30 year olds than that girl

The parents look (((progressive)))

Of course they are at the center of a disgusting, degernate family with a CP hoarder grasping one of their young ever so tightly, ready to penetrate her soft skin with his odd textured memebr

his odd textured member

It can't be that different to his face, can it?

They both odd, nigga.

Two wrongs ain't make no right.

::::snaps fingers twice::::

It's the Adams Family.

He really is a sick fuck, isn't he?

They're all creepy creeps.The parents are then worstm

Wasn't this part of some on air gag where Anthony went as this chick's date to a school dance or something? I'm sure Ant's intentions were always more goulish though.

This wasn't an on air gag he was dating this chick

How old is she? She looks about 17 at most.

She was somewhere around 16 or 17 if I remember correctly

Adam Savage is really, really tolerant of his daughter's suitors..

This is cringier than any possible Opie family photo showing him and Lynsi’s family.. There is a larger age gap between Ant and his GF’s parents vs Opie and his in-laws..

Real as a muuuuug

Whoops