They're gullible. Like when you convince one of them that blowing you to get back at the BF/husband they're mad at is their idea. Sometimes they cry right after but by then they're already in their car anyway.
They teach men how to be mentors. Women need to be coached on how to do most things and function as a proper person, it's not in their nature. This is why single moms are psychos: moms parent the kids but the man has to essentially parent the woman or she goes off the rails. This process helps a man fully mature and realize he more or less controls his domain but can't behave childishly and flaunt it around. He is a stabilizing force. Like Billy boy said, There's no feminists during a house fire. It would be even better if you were still allowed to smack em around a bit but that's just the times we live in.
not all of them, but they generally keep homes better looking and better organized. They fucking suck at actually cleaning and maintaining, but they'll fill a house with cute shit that smells good.
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3 peopleforgetthat 2017-12-25
Homemade sandwiches
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-25
Most of the people working at sandwich shops are men, I don't even trust them to get that right.
3 Midian9876 2017-12-25
ThEy CaN bE FuNnY
3 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-12-25
Sticking them in front of the wall you are about to punch because spackling work fucking sucks
3 satanssockpuppet 2017-12-25
They're gullible. Like when you convince one of them that blowing you to get back at the BF/husband they're mad at is their idea. Sometimes they cry right after but by then they're already in their car anyway.
2 Billythebassman 2017-12-25
I ah. I got nothing!
2 deepdarkz 2017-12-25
Physical and emotional companionship without being gay.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-25
This is a trick question isn't it?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-25
T'row her keys in the terlit, diarrhea shit on it, and tell the cunt ta fish 'em out. Priceless entertainment and FREE
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-25
They teach men how to be mentors. Women need to be coached on how to do most things and function as a proper person, it's not in their nature. This is why single moms are psychos: moms parent the kids but the man has to essentially parent the woman or she goes off the rails. This process helps a man fully mature and realize he more or less controls his domain but can't behave childishly and flaunt it around. He is a stabilizing force. Like Billy boy said, There's no feminists during a house fire. It would be even better if you were still allowed to smack em around a bit but that's just the times we live in.
1 QuantumDice 2017-12-25
even when they're handcuffed in the dungeon, they react to your threats through the gag.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-25
Cooking isn't even a redeeming factor. Cooking a meal is very easy if you practice and buy cheap spices.
1 greasyleprechaun 2017-12-25
not all of them, but they generally keep homes better looking and better organized. They fucking suck at actually cleaning and maintaining, but they'll fill a house with cute shit that smells good.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-25
They watch to make sure the kids don't find the guns while I get drunk on the couch watching "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
1 thebudgetgamer 2017-12-25
You can feel like a real man by shoving them around
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-25
They spend money wisely and always have something insightful to say.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-25
They can usually take a punch.
1 Superbad415 2017-12-25
Uhh they’re personalities for one. Racist prick
-1 Assandtiddies 2017-12-25
Aw, What did she do to you?