r/opieandanthony: Jess, your husband, WOOF!

6 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-12-25

Good merry yumah around here.

2 onemancrimespree 2017-12-25

Sam looks like the clown blowup that he used in the shower with the tape recorder to fool the hotel staff and Rocky Horror into running away. get out of here you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly

1 Zach86 2017-12-25

There it is! That's da line! You said it before I could get it out! Egghhhhhcchhhhh (gunshot)

2 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-25

Sammy what are you worried about? You know mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call a coddled negroid.

4 J-Bradley1 2017-12-25

"Sam, you're what the French call, 'A Stupid Dickhead'."

2 Daddy_Donuts 2017-12-25

Fun fact about this scene, the director thought it would be to mean to have an actual girl as the picture that they brought in a staff members son and dress him up as a girl for the part.

5 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-25

That fact was not fun

2 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-12-25

suuuure it was...

0 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-12-25

Also not grammatically coherent.

1 Guybroman 2017-12-25

Better fun fact, Macauley Culkin was fucking Mila Kunis before Ashton Kutcher

3 Fagghouli 2017-12-25

An even better fun fact that will appeal to closeted homosexuals, Mila Kunis starred in the holiday-classic Santa with Muscles, with none other than the american hero, Hulk Hogan.

0 loperetti 2017-12-25

And the Dominos CEO fronted his band, pre home alone.

1 loperetti 2017-12-25

https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/

2 balancedchaos 2017-12-25

That's not a human face. Stop it.

2 tapatiomio 2017-12-25

"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!"

2 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-12-25

“Erock, go easy on the Coke Floats!”

1 J-Bradley1 2017-12-25

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtmxtvrTB1qdp36bo1_500.jpg

2 sheba_sheba 2017-12-25

Look what you did you little jerk

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-12-25

For fucks saketh! Would you just have a gaze upon that alien ridge that the mars land rover would have a grand ol' time trekking over on his forehead! That's sum str8 AIDS up Klingon shit frfr.

2 loperetti 2017-12-25

You've been asked to leave.

0 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-12-25

Go fuck your faggot, cocksucker self, you dishrag whore.

2 loperetti 2017-12-25

Rude.

1 Bibimbap4211 2017-12-25

Jess has pictures of large black men on her phone to get her through the periods of wedding remorse

3 soldag 2017-12-25

Sam has those same photos of his favourite wrestlers

1 late_50s_why 2017-12-25

that's a good looking being

1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-12-25

Quality stuff. Merry Christmas, everyone.

0 Chippah69 2017-12-25

Happy holidays

1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-25

get that kike shit out of here it's christmas

1 Chippah69 2017-12-25

Good boy, I was being sarcastic ⛪🎄🎅🤶✝️ MERRY CHRISTMAS SOCKUCKAS!!!

1 J-Bradley1 2017-12-25

After seeing this, I just realized how phony & unconvincing my 'generous fake laugh' is

1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-12-25

I'm reminded of another line "Somebody's gonna have to barf it all up."

1 suchanjv 2017-12-25

A plain cheese pizza, just for Sammy.

1 Cullen396 2017-12-25

His wife must be half blind or dumb as fuck

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-25

Classic

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1 InHell1979 2017-12-25

Us: "....Tell ya what we're gonna give you Sam....We're gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, mulatto, sub-par broadcaster keister off of SiriusXM....before we pump your guts full of lead...

Sam: goat-like laughter DO YOU KNOW that...when Jim said he wasn't into my wrestling broadcast, I IMMEDIATELY though-

Us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4#t=01m05s

1 NEETdreams 2017-12-25

HA!

1 idontwantaredditacct 2017-12-25

does anybody else feel douche chills listening to the old shows whenever sam talks about his boo

idk its like, never funny, always this "hey guys i have a girlfriend" vibe, no one cares about your stupid woman

1 Chippah69 2017-12-25

As soon as he had lil Edgar his looks went downhill fast.

1 Gunnerpants 2017-12-25

I hope you all get an 8 ball for Christmas.

1 Fagghouli 2017-12-25