If this were one of my friends' away messages in '02 I would have loffffffffed.

I B3COM3 SO NUMB

TaStE.oF.iNk.

I still listen to The Used unironicley.

*unironically. I have some disgraceful emo cheese still holding a place in my blackened wee heart.

I hear Ironicely is nice this time of year..

Do the Yankees want to win me back? [insert outrageous things]

[Plus an announcer's job for Anthony]

Ooooooooooooof what a fucking try hard. I’m outrageous. You think it. I SAY IT! You toe the line. I cross it. Because I don’t give a fuck. Try me. I’ll go there.

Blalallaa AIDS! Blulululu DEATH!

Some say his addiction to trannies is about as real as his addiction to alcohol. The only appropriate response to his comedy is "ooooh how edgy"

All they would have to do is change all the seats to baseball bats

this isnt funny

This isnt funny

That's because you are a "civilian", and don't understand the craft.

Eh, it wasn't bad 15 years ago.

Or maybe I was dumber 15 years ago.

You mean back when he cared about being funny and put effort into it? Rather than today, a complacent dolt who thinks he's better and more valuable than he actually is?

I chuckled at the Holocaust museum line and that was it.

Fat/Tough Guy Norton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-zotvvYGpA

"These guys can all go suck eggs as far as I'm concerned".

His first book made me laugh. This one? Not so much.

In the context of a book, this might be funny.

To be fair, I don't think a book has ever made me laugh out loud.

I enjoyed Jimmy's books. Don't ruin this for me too you cunts.

Bwahahaha!!! Donkey cum

CERTIFIED SHOCK JOCK,

I hope your fail at your annual suicide attempt so we can can continue criticizing you one more year. 💝

I liked this Jimmy the best but these lines are a little hacky

What is this