A few reminders for the holiday season

1  2017-12-24 by NinetyFaaahve

  1. Opie has breasts and does not have a job. His wife and Bam's kids have left him. He spends his days on the beach and in random restaurants with a line cook.
  2. Sam Roberts has a face for radio and a voice worse than AIDS. He is in his mid 30s and genuinely enjoys a form of entertainment aimed at autistic 12 year olds.
  3. Jim Norton was seriously considering marrying a 21 year old cam whore tranny from Norway. He starting taking prep so he didn't get HIV from the loads he was taking in his ass from said creature. Seriously. Just think about that for a minute.
  4. Joe Cumia is not, I repeat not a pedophile. He can also enter contracts.

Merry Christmas

6 comments

Reminder: You aren’t funny or original

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Addition to #4: , even though he’s a racist and said despicable things.

Thank you, your honor.

Opie can't go one the beach, stupid, it's very cold

Let's not forget that KillaKuhn will not be celebrating the holidays the same way ever again.

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