Theory: Big A and Stalker Patti would make less retarded children than Opie.

19  2017-12-24 by plane2nowhere

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Y-y-you like it when I st... st... st.. st- st.. st.. st- sti- sti... stick it to you?
Aaauuuoohh I loik when yehw point yer peeeanus in moi vagoina.

Is it still retarded if it's stillborn?

I'd pay to watch

Bobo and Sandy Kane have a shot too

That blank-shooter knocking up that dumpster womb would be more of a miracle than the Immaculate Conception.

Theory: Opie cant make kids so he raises jackass stars children

Less in terms of sheer numbers of retards produced or less retardation per capita?

Patty's dusty old ovaries are well past the sell-by date.

Big A and Stalker Patty's date is a great bit from the early XM days.

Their offspring would also be better looking than Sam Roberts.