talk to your kids about diversity or lack thereof

Can we gas these faggots already.

"Rey, Finn, Poe, and the rest..."

Yeah those quirky sidekicks like Luke Skywalker.

One of my faggot friends who liked it referred to Rose as "the girl". Another memorable character, courtesy of Star Wars^TM

Jar Jar Chinks.

Cis white males ugh

God damn it this made my blood pressure rise.

Say sorry daddy dragged you to another one of these shitty movies.

The movie has some good lessons for kids

That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting for what we hate. Saving what we love.

I wonder if that’s how the beat the nazis

(((That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting for what we hate. Saving what we love.)))

We saved the Jews. Who we love. LOVE 'EM!

Terrible, terrible movie. Oh well, at least we have the originals

In a franchise of 8 movies there's only 2 that everyone can agree are classic.

The dialogue no longer sounds like star wars, it sounds too current, like its been written by left-leaning liberals who wanted to shoehorn in their politics and love of diversity for the sake of it. It's like star wars has been Hamilton'd, some of the parts that were meant to provide levity fell completely flat for me and were delivered with tone and language from the current year. It's absolutely terrible. This is what Lindy West wants star wars to be lol

There was a "your mama" joke in the newest one. The faggotry is unceasing.

Yep. And that “let’s go Chrome Dome!” line before the black guy fights the Princess Alana stormtrooper actually gave me goosebumps it was so terrible and cheesy.

Yet you fags all paid to see it.
"Well the last 5 sucked but maybe this one will be good!"

Well, if you must know, I got free tickets from a Secret Santa from my office.

But you can believe whatever you want angry guy.

What did you give?

A gas gift card. Because I am lazy and a procrastinator.

Or I guess I should say petrol gift card since this is a British sub now.

yea why not some tea n crumpets n shiznit

Good point.

It’s a movie for kids you dolt

It's aimed at multiple demographics you dolt

Agreed, the only good ones are The Empire Strikes Back and The Phantom Menace.

Go back to the shitposting sites with that mess

“Don’t go anywhere near that fat 40 year old man dressed like Luke Skywalker.”

Vurry Good. Vurry Good. That’s the line.

Let's guess who wrote the article. It couldn't possibly be a Jew could it?

I don't think so. The Jews aren't really known for sneakily pushing adgendas

the chick next to him looks like a dodo bird

These niggas look like birds

Didn't SJWs like it? I avoided it because I have a big anti-SJW phase right now.

Seen the original in movies first week out when i was ten and never cared to see it again. probably because HBO just started they had tits on almost every movie all day long

Give me gold.

Who drags their kids a 2 and a half hour long movie? You say "I am an irresponsible dud, kids, who doesn't care about your enjoyment in the least."

How much more faggoty do they want this franchise to get? Female heroines, emasculated men, jew emo villain. What's left to complain about?

I consider this child abuse

Your father isn't a pedophile.

Get off my lap slowly so I can pull my pants up before anyone sees.

Even patton oswalt called salon sjw faggots

Fix you helmet.