Can you imagine if his wife is still with him how she is sitting at the edge of the bed crying while he films this horrid excuse for comedy. How many takes do you think this took? I can only hope his wife kills him in a reverse Patton move.
Think of all the times she snaps out of her Chardonnay/Xanax induced haze to see her husband behaving like this...holding his phone up, spending 2hrs to record a 4min clip....where he's writing shit in sand... throwing his phone at end....or ranting in a weird retard voice.
Speaking of retard voice, her thoughts of murdering Gregg & staging it like a suicide are interrupted by the crunch of small branches....
She turns to see the fruit of Opie's loins, their thick-tongued child....it is eating the house plant again
He's ripping off Edgar's voice a lot, which makes this even better. It's not like Norton created works of art, but this shithead still has to steal from them.
gotta love the "try putting a big, black dick in my mouth now, haters!" chin stroking. he couldn't just stop doing these retarded videos; he had to retire Harry on his terms.
Holy shit haha. He's literally trying to block the photoshops. He might even be doing it subconsciously, like a physically abused kid who involuntarily raises his arm over his head when he hears his room doorknob start to open, not knowing it's just his kid brother coming in.
Between that and posting in a place that can't be voted on, his terrorized, shell-shocked behavior is fucking hilarious.
He's been a twitchy, flinchy, stammering mess for at least the last two years, and it's been nothing but a string of embarrassing, occasionally humiliating, losses since then.
I would argue his hater-PTSD was a factor in his on-air Seppuku.
I can't find the clip, but remember when Ron playfully busted his balls (during the early days of "Tits' Afternoon Abortion"?), asking him "so you could just open up the phones?", and asking him if he was planning on doing a reddit AMA.
Tits' response was something to the effect of "WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!? FUCK THOSE GUYS!!! I'LL DO MY OWN THING!!!", in that patented dimwitted, panicky-hostile way of his.
Just the fact that Ron knew to ask those questions, and obviously knew the answers beforehand, means that Tits was already deeply traumatized by the haters, and everybody knew it.
Seems Lynsi took the kids to Philly for the holidays, so the Greggster can spend a few hours gathering up his shit-stained $500 sweatpants and his collection of Howard tapes.
I'm pretty sure this is an old video. If it's from when I think it is, it's the one right after the infamous pumpkin spice one, where he helped himself, orally, to a big black peckah.
He continuously scratched his beard to make sure another big black dick didn't show up to tempt him.
I love how he still has to weirdly try to act like he's stroking his beard while talking, to make it harder to edit a cock into his mouth because that wounded him so much
Good job whoever did that. It must be as satisfying as when a bully sees his victims tense up and flinch
He's lost his mind. Holy shit I can't imagine doing that, much less doing that and believing people want to see it enough that I post it to any form of social media, and even less posting it to a form of social media with my name attached.
This guy really seems to be descending into lunacy. What are the criteria for having someone committed for observation? Someone may want to mail that list to Opie's wife.
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40 Yaseetheo 2017-12-23
Can you imagine if his wife is still with him how she is sitting at the edge of the bed crying while he films this horrid excuse for comedy. How many takes do you think this took? I can only hope his wife kills him in a reverse Patton move.
34 Vibber 2017-12-23
I like to call it the Hartman.
11 RickArnold2003 2017-12-23
"I'm going to take a quick nap! sniff" -- Last words of Gregg "Opie" Hughes.
1 ChipLannisterTss 2017-12-23
I would be very happy if ''sniff'' was the inscription on his tombstone.
11 brobrobrobro1234 2017-12-23
When someone goes so far off the deep end, it goes from entertaining to sad to watch them flail.
Opie is long past this tipping point.
7 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-23
Opies life was sad even when he was on top of his game
8 PaintedPicture 2017-12-23
You can tell his wife and kids were in the house because anytime he cursed he lowered his voice slightly
5 DryTeeth 2017-12-23
Think of all the times she snaps out of her Chardonnay/Xanax induced haze to see her husband behaving like this...holding his phone up, spending 2hrs to record a 4min clip....where he's writing shit in sand... throwing his phone at end....or ranting in a weird retard voice.
Speaking of retard voice, her thoughts of murdering Gregg & staging it like a suicide are interrupted by the crunch of small branches....
She turns to see the fruit of Opie's loins, their thick-tongued child....it is eating the house plant again
39 allenricketts 2017-12-23
He can't even stay in character right. He forgot how his own stupid voice sounds.
21 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-23
So gross. Just a weak attempt to capture some of the success Jimmy had with his stupid characters.
I hate all of these people.
12 breadmoccasin 2017-12-23
He's ripping off Edgar's voice a lot, which makes this even better. It's not like Norton created works of art, but this shithead still has to steal from them.
5 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-23
Edgar is this generation's Requiem
27 edfromla 2017-12-23
He’s whispering and in his bathroom because it’s too embarrassing to have his family watch him do these stunts
26 MrTimSmith 2017-12-23
That’s the best part, whispering while filming something like he’s embarrassed, yet he’s posting it online for dozens of people to see.
2 AiCPearlJam 2017-12-23
*dozen
I'm not even bothering giving him the view count.
13 JerkStoreJ 2017-12-23
There’s no way that he still lives with his family
4 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-23
This is a repost from a couple years ago. He's so proud of it he had to post it again.
1 yvo4 2017-12-23
lol please link to post from a few years ago
and please tell me you remembered the post and didn't have to check his post history
5 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-23
But they know... Oh they all know...
27 liljoeyk 2017-12-23
Someone please God put a dick in this guys mouth
6 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-12-23
I was hoping for a bullet but I guess a dick will do
4 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-23
And balls at his handle. He has a natural fondling motion.
3 FuegoFerdinand 2017-12-23
Did you have both of your thumbs pointing at yourself when you said this?
17 bourbon-poo-poo 2017-12-23
His teeth are so crooked they should be politicians :)
Fuck. Honestly Opie is the most unfunny fuck on earth. He's the biggest douche on earth, and I wish he would just disappear.
3 crookedmile 2017-12-23
His teeth rival Will Ferrell's atrocious bottom row.
3 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-23
Earth earth
16 joomommyhappy 2017-12-23
gotta love the "try putting a big, black dick in my mouth now, haters!" chin stroking. he couldn't just stop doing these retarded videos; he had to retire Harry on his terms.
the man is an imbecile's imbecile.
6 packitchofsositch 2017-12-23
Holy shit haha. He's literally trying to block the photoshops. He might even be doing it subconsciously, like a physically abused kid who involuntarily raises his arm over his head when he hears his room doorknob start to open, not knowing it's just his kid brother coming in.
Between that and posting in a place that can't be voted on, his terrorized, shell-shocked behavior is fucking hilarious.
4 joomommyhappy 2017-12-23
Where we at with the PTSDs?
He's been a twitchy, flinchy, stammering mess for at least the last two years, and it's been nothing but a string of embarrassing, occasionally humiliating, losses since then.
I would argue his hater-PTSD was a factor in his on-air Seppuku.
I can't find the clip, but remember when Ron playfully busted his balls (during the early days of "Tits' Afternoon Abortion"?), asking him "so you could just open up the phones?", and asking him if he was planning on doing a reddit AMA.
Tits' response was something to the effect of "WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!? FUCK THOSE GUYS!!! I'LL DO MY OWN THING!!!", in that patented dimwitted, panicky-hostile way of his.
Just the fact that Ron knew to ask those questions, and obviously knew the answers beforehand, means that Tits was already deeply traumatized by the haters, and everybody knew it.
1 ManHash 2017-12-23
Ron mocking Opie to his face
15 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-12-23
So he posted it to Instagram, so it couldn’t be downvoted into oblivion.
I can’t comment anyway, cause he blocked me a while ago...
14 PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-23
Harry needs braces, and a noose.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-12-23
A chair too, what are the braces for?
6 ASUSPC 2017-12-23
Magic legs, like on the space ship.
11 sanfrancisco69er 2017-12-23
Who am I kiddin its Opie's life
Bam margera fucked Opie's wife
9 GallowPubes 2017-12-23
Look at those bottom teeth.
Was this filmed inside of a public toilet like other videos that have showcased his wrecked grill? Those commodes in the background seem public to me.
5 moleguy9k 2017-12-23
He has a lot of experience filming in public toilets.
9 dom6502 2017-12-23
This is definitely an old video
9 Destination_Jeffrey 2017-12-23
this idiot knows someone edited a cock in his mouth and he still did a perfect ball-cradling motion under his chin
3 Anarox 2017-12-23
Holy shit, what's the non faggy way of saying I loled at this
8 Peckahnator 2017-12-23
I wish he could be fired from somewhere.
7 Hyper_Polian 2017-12-23
Seems Lynsi took the kids to Philly for the holidays, so the Greggster can spend a few hours gathering up his shit-stained $500 sweatpants and his collection of Howard tapes.
7 stinksskc 2017-12-23
why does he itch his beard like that
9 joomommyhappy 2017-12-23
I'm pretty sure this is an old video. If it's from when I think it is, it's the one right after the infamous pumpkin spice one, where he helped himself, orally, to a big black peckah.
He continuously scratched his beard to make sure another big black dick didn't show up to tempt him.
8 RickArnold2003 2017-12-23
Maybe he got crabs from Carl.
6 apalehorse 2017-12-23
"Did you like the newest viral media clip I sent you over the holiday Jim?"
"No, I didn't."
4 no_one_inparticular 2017-12-23
I’ve seen funnier Islamic State videos.
4 SirWallaceII 2017-12-23
Kewl lolz
3 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-12-23
Had to turn it off before the big penis shows up
3 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-23
He's deleting comments, right? I would expect way more negativity than that.
3 chickenfan1 2017-12-23
can we put another dick in his mouth please?
3 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-23
I mean...I hate myself, sure, but I'm not watching that.
3 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-23
I love how he still has to weirdly try to act like he's stroking his beard while talking, to make it harder to edit a cock into his mouth because that wounded him so much
Good job whoever did that. It must be as satisfying as when a bully sees his victims tense up and flinch
2 Jokkijokk 2017-12-23
He most certainly did not
2 ndcigars 2017-12-23
Harry Hater needs to make a suicide video.
2 StuntPeckah 2017-12-23
He trimmed the beard. He must be allowed to visit for the holiday.
2 JerseyLowLife 2017-12-23
He sounds like Jim bruer
2 humanmeat 2017-12-23
All I have to say about this video
2 Kalikhead2 2017-12-23
Hopefully one of these Harry Hater videos ends like the R Budd Dwyer news cast... and soon.
1 CookieHaid 2017-12-23
Harry Hater's cousin, "Loves the Internet Guy", already chose that option.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-23
Ant at the end. The prophecy has come true.
2 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-23
How are there ANY positive comments on there.
2 Humble_is_great 2017-12-23
He do this in a rest stop bathroom or what?
Also, how could you have made so much money over the years and not gotten your teeth fixed?
1 ffffantomas 2017-12-23
And not a second too soon
1 Patricki 2017-12-23
He's lost his mind. Holy shit I can't imagine doing that, much less doing that and believing people want to see it enough that I post it to any form of social media, and even less posting it to a form of social media with my name attached.
1 rahtin 2017-12-23
He has always been completely out of touch with humor.
1 asmit378 2017-12-23
Trying to snatch up some more of that sweet Jim Norton ad revenue. Wonder how much of the chip cartoon donations will go to Opie after all....
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-23
Lynsi is crying and running around taking care of 2 screaming kids while cooking food for a Christmas party and simultaniously vacuuming
11 JerkStoreJ 2017-12-23
She’s never done a minute of housework in her life
1 bacon_isnt_that_good 2017-12-23
holy shit
1 Sockucucka 2017-12-23
Motherfucker, this was so bad.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-12-23
The opester with some hard-hitting political commentary.
1 LetsPlayMonsterRain 2017-12-23
This guy really seems to be descending into lunacy. What are the criteria for having someone committed for observation? Someone may want to mail that list to Opie's wife.
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1 realister 2017-12-23
is that Spudz Buckley?
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-12-23
Not even as a bit, I couldn't watch past when he said "In America..."
I'm absolutely shocked that he has a bigger social media presence than I do.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-23
This is by far the funniest work Opie's done in many years. A true glimpse into his lunacy and troubled soul.
1 OpieApologist 2017-12-23
Thank you Opie. I know you've been in a dark spot right now, but for you to remember the fans and come out with something this brilliant means a lot.
1 nottakingthepiss 2017-12-23
What a cunt.
1 Djs3634 2017-12-23
“Trimumphent” lol
1 justchippinyaaaa 2017-12-23
I think he's somewhat whispering while in the bathroom...ugh what a dunderhead.
1 jackassinjapan 2017-12-23
hey remember dat one where Harry was suckin dat peckah? Dat fawkin had me crackin up.
-11 two_perrcent 2017-12-23
I thought this was actually pretty funny, and the “happy holidays vs merry Christmas” stuff is definitely topical
13 ReDMeridiaN 2017-12-23
Dear lord
1 two_perrcent 2017-12-23
It’s almost as if I was being sarcastic
10 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-23
You deserve to have your anus abused by men.
4 rahtin 2017-12-23
Why's he such a lucky boy?
1 ManHash 2017-12-23
Ron mocking Opie to his face
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-23
Ant at the end. The prophecy has come true.