The new jumanji movie was better than gay ass star wars

13  2017-12-23 by redtheftauto

It's cringey and breakfast clubby as fuck with Jack black yelling "yaaaaaaaas queeeen" in a girl voice but it was enjoyable for the most part even with it being terribly predictable and doing nothing special.

Star wars ate my ass

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19 comments

7  PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-23

How was Robbin Williams? Haven't seen him in anything for a while.

1  redtheftauto 2017-12-23

He had some weird purple make-up on his face, but other than that he was alright

2  IVBFender4 2017-12-23

Can I see your ass?

5  redtheftauto 2017-12-23

I just want to be judged by the quality of my posts, not the quality of my ass

1  xyniphis 2017-12-23

I didnt hear a no......

0  Fitzkid3 2017-12-23

Pimples and all

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2017-12-23

No it wasn't you fucking queer.

5  redtheftauto 2017-12-23

"Take that chrome dome!"

Jumanji at least knows what it is.

Last Jedi had all this odd out place humor that felt like it was inserted to fill a joke quota

1  TriangleDimes 2017-12-23

These just sound like 2 terrible movies.

1  Canadia86 2017-12-23

That's the Marvel/Disney influence

1  fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-23

I refuse to believe that anything with Jack Black in it other than Tropic Thunder is better than another movie.

1  redtheftauto 2017-12-23

That's fair.

Probabaly liked jumanji more since my expecations were incredibly low.

It was a good turn your brain off type of movie.

-3  grocery_man 2017-12-23

Tropic Thunder was shite.

1  SirWallaceII 2017-12-23

Considering luke lets an alien cum in his mouth

2  yummytreats123 2017-12-23

I fuckin roared with laughter when that happened. The dirty looks I got in the theater were priceless

1  lobotomy75 2017-12-23

The red head in it wearing a skimpy outfit the whole time made it better by far

1  juschippinyababe 2017-12-23

Disney's emasculated male version of Star Wars has still gotta be better than the shitshow that is that jumanji movie. One's a bad sequel and the jumanji movie is a complete raping of a classic movie.

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-12-23

u/redtheftauto, your life's a movie.

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1  xyniphis 2017-12-23

I didnt hear a no......

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