What does 2018 have in store for us?

27  2017-12-22 by yummytreats123

Perhaps another botched 2U gig? Perhaps Jim will go back to Asgard and continue getting fucked up the pooper by Thor? Will Opie still be a jobless nothing? Will Artie live to see St. Patrick's Day? Will Anthony even give a shit? Will Kieth The Cop still be a faggoty hanger-on? Will Sam complete his transition into Opie 2.0?

Either way, we are all worthless faggots and will undoubtedly be tuning in.

Happy Holidays, you cunts. Hopefully, by next Christmas, we'll all have committed suicide.

33 comments

17  TheDarkFezRises 2017-12-22

The Chris Kuhn trial is going to be our modern day OJ Simpson saga.

Hopefully we can have a sub representative make it into the mainstream media as an expert pundit (maybe Saiyanz and Stinks?)

8  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-22

Stinks gets sworn in with a suit a tie, puts on his glasses and shows the jury imgur print outs "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, these are live links..."

4  boring_oneliner 2017-12-22

More stuttering and nodding off mid sentence

7  fawwkyeah 2017-12-22

I'm disturbingly excited for his trial

6  aRTie02150 2017-12-22

I really hope it gets coverage. We need to see him have an emotional breakdown.

5  SWIMsfriend 2017-12-22

When's the trial, I got a week free

3  Billyassman 2017-12-22

Let's hope Samcro Joe has to testify .I am not a pedophile.

2  passtheshroomtech 2017-12-22

Chris Kuhn will be our modern day Aaron Hernandez

10  2hawt2sexxxi 2017-12-22

A certain someone will definitely remain not a pedophile. Like for real. He's not a pedophile. Since you asked.

5  Yaseetheo 2017-12-22

I find that far fetched.

8  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-12-22

Will anyone be able to spell "Keith" correctly?

5  yummytreats123 2017-12-22

You got me. Time to drink a bleach milkshake.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-22

Why would I ever commit the proper spelling of that faggot name to memory?

7  3stepsbackward 2017-12-22

2018 will be the year Anthony finally settles down and marries a 13 year old.

3  Anarox 2017-12-22

insha'Allah

2  blackphilibuster 2017-12-22

Too old

6  Opprobriousness 2017-12-22

Hopefully by next Christmas?

4  Morons_comment 2017-12-22

Things set to expire: Bobby's heart, ants liver, Artie's nose/entire being

3  throwawawyy2 2017-12-22

Jims t cells

2  Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-22

The apology clock when Opie inevitably grovels for his job back

2  presidentkangaroo 2017-12-22

Sam is nowhere near as bad as Opie because he’s not a whiny, passive aggressive cunt who blames everyone else in the world for his shortcomings as a human. He’ll just continue being a harmless, uninteresting hole who is into wrestling. Same he’s been for a decade. Op will never get hired for a gig in radio again. He’ll be a Wal-Mart greeter before he goes pro again. Or go “viral” with any of his retarded 10 second videos.

2  RacistPigeon 2017-12-22

Opie Roberts is utter dogshit. Just because his radio hero is a bigger piece doesn't change this fact

2  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-22

Self-sabotage as per usual

1  Anarox 2017-12-22

Oh that one never goes away, I'm slowly clawing myself into my rightful place as status zilch

2  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-22

I'll be taking my act on the road ( TsS ) as Kuhn and the kuhnettes. It's a wonderful performance where we launch ourselves through windshields

2  OutoflurkintoLight 2017-12-22

After his stint in rehab Artie will decide to turn his life around and lose weight. Upon doing so the decades of drugs stored in his fat cells will release causing him to become mummified live on the AA show.

2  Dannyprecise 2017-12-22

i before e, except after c, you fucking nincompoop.

2  SirWallaceII 2017-12-22

I'm wishing for Sam marriage problems, Anthony money problems and an opie divorce.

2  Zanzibarfish 2017-12-22

Jimmy will come out as gay

1  PeckerTits 2017-12-22

My girlfriend is pregnant and I'm fairly sure it's mine. So there's that. Not gonna lie, I'm a little scared fam. On a positive note, I already own a Vizio

2  PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-22

You may want to upgrade to a Sony soundbar in a few years.

1  Nulltor 2017-12-22

There's a fat girl in the office who might give me a pity handy.

1  LookyLookyMissCookie 2017-12-22

Antwan will be on the pedo list.

5  Yaseetheo 2017-12-22

I find that far fetched.

3  throwawawyy2 2017-12-22

Jims t cells