Star Wars The Last Jedi...Jim Norton just wants more Darth Vader! Why can’t we give him that?!

10  2017-12-22 by iSOBigD

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I saw the new star wars. Grown adults in a theater cheering for a children's movie. Sickening. This is why the Chinese are taking over.

Indians

You're not wrong. Queens, NYC looks like Calcutta.

How is it a children's movie?

Maybe he meant there was no blood despite people shooting each other half the movie

To be fair, blasters cauterize the wounds.

Do they?

Yes they do.

"blasters," that's what a 5-year-old would assume a gun is called if he didn't know the name

Sorry I'm not a nerd who knows the proper name for the weapons in a space fantasy franchise, faggot.

Take your dumb MGS3 revolver username and blow your brains out.

Merry Christmas

I'm making fun of Star Wars for having a dumb, childish name for guns, you penis-face.
And believe it or not, the Colt SAA was used outside your little anime video game sagas.

the Colt SAA was used outside your little anime video game sagas.

Idc if it was outside of my game, you should put it inside your mouth

Happy New Years

Enough of stupid Darth Vader. "Greatest villain of all time," better than Hannibal Lector? Frank Booth? Norman Bates? Sauron? Sargent Barnes?
There's zero nuance to him. Jimmy hated Darth Maul and called him "mean man scary face" but that's exactly what Vader is. A guy in black and red with a spooky helmet who's just a dick to people.

I actually thought the best evil Vader scene was in the spinoff movie where he cut down everyone, although it was forced...like why would Vader go that one little ship himself and of course at the last second he loses the plans or whatever. Anyway, he's long dead in these new movies so obviously he won't be around lol. Jim only knows the movies from when he was a kid.

Comedians.

Sorry I'm not a nerd who knows the proper name for the weapons in a space fantasy franchise, faggot.

Take your dumb MGS3 revolver username and blow your brains out.

Merry Christmas