I'm making fun of Star Wars for having a dumb, childish name for guns, you penis-face.
And believe it or not, the Colt SAA was used outside your little anime video game sagas.
Enough of stupid Darth Vader. "Greatest villain of all time," better than Hannibal Lector? Frank Booth? Norman Bates? Sauron? Sargent Barnes?
There's zero nuance to him. Jimmy hated Darth Maul and called him "mean man scary face" but that's exactly what Vader is. A guy in black and red with a spooky helmet who's just a dick to people.
I actually thought the best evil Vader scene was in the spinoff movie where he cut down everyone, although it was forced...like why would Vader go that one little ship himself and of course at the last second he loses the plans or whatever. Anyway, he's long dead in these new movies so obviously he won't be around lol. Jim only knows the movies from when he was a kid.
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6 NGJimmy 2017-12-22
I saw the new star wars. Grown adults in a theater cheering for a children's movie. Sickening. This is why the Chinese are taking over.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-22
Indians
1 NGJimmy 2017-12-22
You're not wrong. Queens, NYC looks like Calcutta.
-3 rykorotez 2017-12-22
How is it a children's movie?
5 iSOBigD 2017-12-22
Maybe he meant there was no blood despite people shooting each other half the movie
1 Belchides 2017-12-22
To be fair, blasters cauterize the wounds.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-12-22
Do they?
0 Belchides 2017-12-22
Yes they do.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-22
"blasters," that's what a 5-year-old would assume a gun is called if he didn't know the name
0 Belchides 2017-12-22
Sorry I'm not a nerd who knows the proper name for the weapons in a space fantasy franchise, faggot.
Take your dumb MGS3 revolver username and blow your brains out.
Merry Christmas
2 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-22
I'm making fun of Star Wars for having a dumb, childish name for guns, you penis-face.
And believe it or not, the Colt SAA was used outside your little anime video game sagas.
0 Belchides 2017-12-22
Idc if it was outside of my game, you should put it inside your mouth
Happy New Years
3 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-22
Enough of stupid Darth Vader. "Greatest villain of all time," better than Hannibal Lector? Frank Booth? Norman Bates? Sauron? Sargent Barnes?
There's zero nuance to him. Jimmy hated Darth Maul and called him "mean man scary face" but that's exactly what Vader is. A guy in black and red with a spooky helmet who's just a dick to people.
1 iSOBigD 2017-12-22
I actually thought the best evil Vader scene was in the spinoff movie where he cut down everyone, although it was forced...like why would Vader go that one little ship himself and of course at the last second he loses the plans or whatever. Anyway, he's long dead in these new movies so obviously he won't be around lol. Jim only knows the movies from when he was a kid.
1 thatskelp 2017-12-22
Comedians.
0 Belchides 2017-12-22
Sorry I'm not a nerd who knows the proper name for the weapons in a space fantasy franchise, faggot.
Take your dumb MGS3 revolver username and blow your brains out.
Merry Christmas