Of all the gorgeous women available online to jerk off to, why in god's name would I ever want to jerk off to such a fucking creature? Let alone pay for it. Look at that fucking thing she's doing with her tongue. Does she think it's sexy? You look drunk you fucking whore.
You're not smart, you're not funny, you provide no insight or entertainment for anyone. You act like you have sage wisdom when in reality you just spout shallow bullshit. Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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2 SynSity 2017-12-21
Of all the gorgeous women available online to jerk off to, why in god's name would I ever want to jerk off to such a fucking creature? Let alone pay for it. Look at that fucking thing she's doing with her tongue. Does she think it's sexy? You look drunk you fucking whore.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-21
She looks so natural dressed as a maid.
1 johnnyroberts 2017-12-21
thems fightin words.
1 BoatHack2 2017-12-21
Shut up faggot
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-12-21
Id prefer if you used be quiet instead of shut up thanks.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-21
'ousekeeeeping!
1 omfgdommy 2017-12-21
I MUST CLEAN....I MUST, SIR, I MUST CLEAN DA ROOM...SIR
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-21
You wan mint on pillow
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-21
You can vote for her awful tits on some adult award shit. I'd rather listen to Sam babble for hours.
1 knitro 2017-12-21
At first glance, I thought that was one of his many trans friends til I read the text, then I realized it was a turtle who pay for uber by rim jobs.
1 BigOpie 2017-12-21
Say what you want about her as a person, but her ass is magical. Id bury my dick deep inside her anus if ya know what i mean
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-12-21
That’s because your mother was a dish rag whore who raised you alone with no father figure.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-21
You think it still looks like that?
1 ok-kid 2017-12-21
Ugliest pornstar.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2017-12-21
She's a mess, but that trunk.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-21
Every Dominican has that cottage cheese ass that visible editing still can't make disappear.
holy shit what a mess of sentence prolly psychosis
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-21
Hypersexual girls don't do it for me, I like to feel I've done something for their interest (even if I run-away scared like a silly lil muug).
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-21
Aw you're frightened
2 Uboat1940 2017-12-21
They usually don't even like sex...it's some weird anger/hatred thing.
1 rahtin 2017-12-21
Thankfully.
How the hell am I supposed to cum if I know she's enjoying it?
1 zoogie778 2017-12-21
What's wrong baby boy?
1 Socratic_Roads 2017-12-21
Small dick gay boy here
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-21
Don't pretend that girls ever show interest in you and then add a cutely written part about how you're nervous
You can downvote this post, but women will still avoid you because of the personality traits that motivated you to do it
Up to you
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-21
Chill dude, I don't agree but I up-voted you anyway. It's all cool buddy, all cool.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-21
Your passive response is so disarming. That's some brilliant, cutting, Hannibal Lecter psychological insight you have
"My mother told me all bullies are insecure deep down :o)"
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-21
;)
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-21
You're not smart, you're not funny, you provide no insight or entertainment for anyone. You act like you have sage wisdom when in reality you just spout shallow bullshit. Shut the fuck up, faggot.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-21
You're too fearful to ever speak to another adult male like that in real life, and I would be no exception
Enjoy pretending on the internet, though
1 NowthatswhatIcallPFG 2017-12-21
He says without a hint of irony.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-21
Yes, there was no irony to what I said. Any other nervously typed retorts, Sweaty Palms?
1 Socratic_Roads 2017-12-21
It was a joke i.e. thats what a hyper sexual girl would say if you didn't want to fuck. Guess I have to include /s
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-21
Whos fapping to these porn slobs?
1 hookahreed 2017-12-21
Lainie needs a bigger mouth.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-12-21
Still going with the Gacy's basement, Jim?
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-21
Lanie looks like a negative photo of shoop da woop.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-12-21
Love her ass. The lower one.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-21
Poison dart frogs contain the same toxin as Mary jeans pussy juice.
2 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-21
Did they gang up on Lainie's face?
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-12-21
I wish the schwitz got opened for business again and Lainie got to be the first customer
1 SpaceVC 2017-12-21
She's actually disgusting.
1 AntwansBobo 2017-12-21
Watch her movies , she is a dead fuck , no effort nothing
1 RJMontgomery 2017-12-21
Louis?
1 LoouisCuCK 2017-12-21
MFW Alguém aponta, com razão, quão grotesco é o excesso de peso, e alguém se pergunta se eles até acham amor, enquanto que até mesmo o mais sangrento e sexualmente aventureiro entre nós é repelido por sua aparência grotesca
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-21
Gacy had a crawl space, stupid.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-12-21
She may look like a ninja turtle but its better than a well hung viking with a dress and a wig.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-12-21
She may look like a ninja turtle but its better than a well hung viking with a dress and a wig.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-21
Your passive response is so disarming. That's some brilliant, cutting, Hannibal Lecter psychological insight you have
"My mother told me all bullies are insecure deep down :o)"
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-21
;)