Sub favorite Geoffrey Arnold dead at 4'7"

35  2017-12-21 by Compound_MediaPR

16 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-21

Was he buried with his 2 foot foreskin or is it in that Icelandic cock museum now?

1  Horst-Wessel-Lied 2017-12-21

From what stepping on a rat trap?

1  theronin23_ 2017-12-21

He was killed in a tragic Hot Wheels accident.

1  wyMn_R_FNy 2017-12-21

people are so easily offended on other subs. "Is this a serious post? People post actual deaths on here." Are you really that upset about some dude with a quirky username that you never met? Stupid cunt

1  NinetyFaaahve 2017-12-21

It used to be fun trolling r/short for a while. Now their mods have made it nearly impossible . Lil spoil sports.

1  lemskroob 2017-12-21

you could say they have short tempers

1  NinetyFaaahve 2017-12-21

Eh, it's no big deal.

1  cbanks420lol 2017-12-21

Do you have a link to his infamous "what I would do if I were tall for a day" speech? It's hard trying to find it in the thousands of comments he's made on r/short.

1  Compound_MediaPR 2017-12-21

It's one of the only posts I've saved. It's such a fascinating insight into a truly broken mind.

1  cbanks420lol 2017-12-21

God bless you for this. It still blows my mind because he's being completely sincere.

1  NinetyFaaahve 2017-12-21

lol I like how it's downvoted and someone also gave him gold. What an odd little community they have.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-21

11:45pm: We start having sex.

11:47pm: We finish having sex.

I'll never not laugh at this point of his story. When fantasizing about his ideal life, he still can't last longer than 2 minutes

1  d4n4n 2017-12-21

Can not? Does not have to!

1  Gottagetgot 2017-12-21

Ho-LEE-SHIT! This little mutant is all kinds of fucked up. The lil goober goes out to a steakhouse for dinner at 430, clubbing at 9 and home by 11.

1  smelter250 2017-12-21

At least they don't need to put him 5 feet under

1  Mikekekeke 2017-12-21

Poor little fella

1  dmix 2017-12-21

poor little feller*