Christuuhhfurr...you sat on muh dawg!!!

2  2017-12-21 by ponyluvr69

17 comments

He fell asleep, it was an accident for fuck's sake.

"Cosette? Cosette? ... Christopher she's not breathing!"

Yappy cunt looking for a reason to get pissy.

They've been together 2 years. You know that guy is soooo tired of that fucking mutt.

people should link this to that biznitch

Depends how much of a fat cunt he is I guess.

She should leave, do the gentleman a favour.

She crawled under for warmth

Sounds like a classic case of sissy. It doesn’t take much to squish a small dog. They can’t do anything about it and if they croak, hey! who’s gonna know it was you? Sitting on a bitchy cunt’s ugly head while she thrashes, sobs and inevitably suffocates? Now that takes a man. In conclusion, she should leave this sis. Find a nice well hung black bull to fill her full of aids and strangle and rape her. She deserves a real man for the holidays. 🎄🎅🏿

You killed her fucking dog?

I'm gonna go ahead and assume the replies are almost entirely acting like this is some dealbreaker and she's totally right to want to leave him. Probably one or two comments mentioning how serial killers all start hurting animals and some nutjobs having fantasies about murdering him in some sick fashion.

What, was it barking?

Remember, last winter, with the Russian guy?

She sounds like a stable, by woman standards of course.

Sounds like a stable? She must have horses up her cooter or something.

/u/hella_byte show us some titty

Bitch should just be thankful he didn't give the mutt the ole Chester Punt to the internal organs.

I'd say leave him but that's because I know what it's like to lose a pet!