People who resort to violence more reasonably than Mary Jean 1/500

55  2017-12-20 by Compound_MediaPR

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What're you doin' with that lawn mower blade, Mary Jean?

"I'll stick 7 fingers in your ass for some of them French fried potaters"

HEY! I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! THAT GOES FOR COCKSUCKERS AND RETARDS! NOW GET UP OFF YOUR ASSES AND GO! GO ON!

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...

I only look halfway fuckable after my face has had 5lbs of makeup piled on it, mmmmmhmmmm

"Get the FUCK OUT! Bobby you eatin son of a bitch!"

Hahaha

Bunny from platoon!

Poor little feller

TH'LAAAAAAW'S ON MY SIDE, I PLAY CARDS WIT J.D. SHELLNUT, CHIEF O' POLICE, SO KISS MY ASS YOU BIG TITTED WHORE!

I guess this is proof that billy bob wears a piece.

"Some people call it being a hooker, I call it being a porn star."

Todd Barry?