Oh no no no, the Rattlesnake doesn’t have access to rockets.

/r/ThePRRattlesnake comment?

Also can you get me Gabbys phone number next time you're on ykwd? Thx.

You gotta put a u in front of that mug u/ThePRRattlesnake

Shut up.

Rattle snake? Tssk what is he fawkin baby or shiznit.

That's so fucking needy an attention seeking, yuck. Must suck having neck bearded truckers hounding you all the time.

Yeah its needy to make a joke you fucking mongoloid.

I'm sure he can do without that shitty fucking joke. That was definitely worth tagging him in, well attempting to because you fucking zero managed to fuck that up too.

That was definitely not worth bothering him

Make sure you work his shaft too, you fucking weirdo.

Just because I'm not a attention seeking, inconsiderate person doesn't mean I'm ballwashing. What could possibly be a reasonable explanation as to why you'd want him to see that shit? You want him to notice you, you little girl? You think that was such a fucking gem he'll get a good chuckle out of it? Do you fucking idiot realize that you're not the only needy bitch out there, and peppering him with worthless unfunny shit like that is just stupid, and like I said, very inconsiderate.

Holy fucking wall of text. Stop seething and take a breath, sad cunt.

4 lines of text, you either are a trucker or have the attention span of Artie.

Why don't you write another dissertation about me, faggot.

I'm still waiting for your explanation as to why.

No1curr. Fuck off loser.

Bow down bitch.

Yikes. This guy writes half a novel about me, all in the name of his spic man crush, and somehow thinks he's come out on top. "Bow down" pffftttt hahaha what an actual faggot.

Am I right guys?

When can I expect "The /u/SpitItoutSocrates Story" to be released? Before or after your Luis Gomez gay fan fiction?

Going with the novel joke still? That's just about as funny as the original piece of shit you started this with. Consistent. You must've been a caller too?

Oh sorry, no its just really embarrassing and gay on your part.

So, after all this avoiding and name calling, have you yet come up why the fuck would you want him to see that Opie-esque joke?

You're really protective of him huh? I'm not avoiding anything and can only assume you asked in that long winded faggot post you expected me to read but here's your answer: I didn't and don't give a shit, because it was written to luis "who fucking cares" Gomez. I understand you want him to see you "sticking up for comedy" or whatever but dude chill. He's not gonna fuck your face.

This has fuck all to do with him, it has all to do with every other person brought up on this sub. I'm fucking embarrassed for you, I would never feel the need to push myself on other person like that, that's fucking needy as hell and makes you look like Jimmy running after autographs. You're making a fool of yourself. I'd like to explain more but your literary prowess won't allow you to read more than line or two so I'll just leave it. You're embarrassing.

Y'all niggas goofy as hell

Good god you're a boring, Rican-cock, craving fag. /u/ThePRRattlesnake tell your future restraining order recipient to go to sleep.

That's always good, run out of points and call someone a fag. You really are fucking Opie.

"Ran out of points" lol do you think we're, like, debating? I've been calling you a faggot for an hour. And I think I made a pretty good point actually. You're fucking boooorrring.

No we aren't, when ever I ask something you just keep calling me a dick riding faggot, not because you choose to but because you have nothing else. Oh and while we're on the subject of dick riding, need I remind you who it was who brought him in this shit in the first place? Was that too many words for you? Take your time buddy, I can wait.

This guy wants Gomez dick in his mouth so badly. Bro calm down, talk to him first.

Edit because "need I remind you". Lol no fucking way. You are the biggest faggot that's ever existed.

Dude it was 2 days ago, hard letting go and give up?

Don't talk to me, loser.

She won't be. She was brought in as a joke to YKWD. And I don't know if Jim wants any of the Skanks on J&S again because you know he's still passive aggressively angry about their show where they made fun of the Lauren situation. They be on the DL Hughley motherfucked list.

I think Jim genuinely likes Luis but can take or leave Big Jay and Dave.

Ehhhh so could I

Luis is lovable mutt, I hate to admit.

Who doesn't

Does it really matter as to what Jim wants? Seriously.

And he'll be a pussy about it anyway, since Chip is on Bobby's network. Fuck Jim.

His faggot Bisping block should be enough to ruin him

what?

The whole reason we like Luis is because he would confront Mary Jean LIVE on air again and not take passive aggressive shots on Twitter.

If he's going to boot Mary Jean, doesn't have to put his foot up?

I would be happy with Luis just not appearing anywhere as wlel.

How bout boot her from anything anyone does?

I hope he puts his foot down on a land mine. Unfunny fag.

Going with the novel joke still? That's just about as funny as the original piece of shit you started this with. Consistent. You must've been a caller too?

So, after all this avoiding and name calling, have you yet come up why the fuck would you want him to see that Opie-esque joke?