What do you think would have happened if Stanhope got the Artie chair?
2 2017-12-20 by iWhoreSchortSchorts
He also tried out for the win Jackie’s money competition but lost. He wouldn’t have gotten fired for trying to kill himself so I wonder how Howard would have got rid of him so he could do Ed Sheeran interviews now.
8 comments
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
He'd never last coming in hung over at 5am every morning.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-20
I don’t know man, Doug is a better stand up than Artie and that promotion was unparalleled so Doug would have been making money hand over fist on the road. What do you think would have happened to Artie?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Of course he's better. But he rarely even comes to New York for gigs because he hates it. He'd go crazy living there. He also doesn't care about money. If he wanted to be a big star he could be by toning it down, playing the fame game and being higher profile. He's happy where he's at as a cult favorite who can do what he wants.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-20
You kind of ruined the bit by being 100% right. sniff
1 doodoopeepees 2017-12-20
Isn't there a Howie sub for you guys?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-20
How do Artie and Doug not count as being relevant to this board?
1 NixingJoe 2017-12-20
It wouldn’t have worked for either. He was too good for that chair. Stanhope was too dominant of a personality and too irreverent and talented to be restricted by that role. Howard would not have gone for that. Artie made more sense for what Howard envisions for that role. He never wanted anyone equal or superior who could potentially push him to sidekick on his own show.
1 Blackmonkfish 2017-12-20
Artie wouldn't be on the cusp of death as he wouldn't have ever made the cash to support a longtime coke & heroin habit