One of these interns/producers need to go to human resources and file a complaint against Sam for bullying and harassment. In this environment Sam's fate would be the same as his mentor.
It's astonishing that Sam lacks the self-awareness to realize that the only sound in the studio after he says something that he thinks is funny is his awful, Flipper-like cackle.
It's as if they realize that if they highlight any of Sam's countless flaws, not only will they have to deal with his meltdown, but they'll also have to deal with Sam's mommy.
Yes. Look at how he couldn't wait to shit on Denny by trying to get Jim stirred up and angry when he skipped the Podacast taping, because Denny made a minor joke implying he was retarded for liking wrestling that much as an adult. They could destroy Sam every episode but don't. The least funny person in the world could tee off jokes on Sam. He's got a hundred things to mock: his face, his voice, his deformed dick, the wrestling geeking, his tattoos, the sneaker fetish, wearing flannel every day like he's in Pearl Jam in 1992, being an idiot, liking trash pop culture, skipping bonding with his newborn baby to go watch Undertaker wrestle, his newfound trendy male feminism.
It absolutely is a Greggshells. Even though he's not technically their boss like Opie was, they just transferred all the authority resentment onto Sam.
But, but OPIE!!! He was the problem. Now that he is gone these guys are amazing!! Especially when Ant and Jim make the same fucking comments about him. Opie is one of the worst humans alive and is gone. Ant and Jim should be doing an amazing show, right?
Always annoyed me when comics refer to themselves as "killers", "he murdered/slayed" etc. You made a bunch of drunk people laugh at some dick jokes, shithead. You're not in Delta Force.
All the comic slang is stupid. Bombed is dumb. Civilian is stupid. Talking about your process on how you came up with your dick joke is boring and pretentious.
And just a sidenote have you ever heard a comic not say that another comic "kills" on stage? I heard that said about joe derosa and joe matarese. These sissys are afraid of trashing someone that might become popular in the future
Sam really is Opie. His only interactions with Denny are wise ass "you're so stupid" comments, just like Opie used to do with him. Not funny ball-busting, just fake incredulous laughs and wise ass comments, like he wants the room to go "You're right, Sam, what Denny just said is so off-the wall stupid!". Mean-spirited =/= funnny, you still have to be mean-spirited in a humorous way.
He legit hates Denny. The way he was stoking Jim to hate him when Den skipped on the Chip show was beyond pathetic. There's a clip out there of Sam talking about Denny "breaking character" and how happy Sam was to see Denny get angry. Sam went out of his way to repeat some office fight on air (about den asking to eat others' food) and get Denny to talk about it. He wants to humiliate and debase Denny because Denny is effortless, truly loved by the fans and the OnA guys, and actually fits in. Sam and Gregg also know that Denny is a conduit for the unsaid disdain that Jim and Ant felt for Opie... and now Sam. Denny is always edging close enough to say what they all feel, always on the brim of that joke with just a little too much truth and bite to it... They rightly view him as a threat and their anger against him is a response to this.
I was going to say "Sam stopped maturing at the age he was molested", but your description works, too. Shit, I hope we aren't being graded by our wordcount...
"ugh, Denny is dumb he thought Mariah Carey was around in '84. Hey guys look how dumb he is! Does everyone like me yet? Denny didn't know when Mariah Carey was around. You guys know how dumb he is and I'm smart?"
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1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-20
MC Falcone is the hiz-ouse
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-20
If someone gave a stream, I'd listen live... But since they don't I'll catch it later if it gets good reviews.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-20
Just sign up for a free trial. Takes two minutes, lasts thirty days.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-20
I did that a few times... guess I'm usually not that motivated by that show... but 100% respect to anyone who streams.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Skip the first hour or so. It picks up with TJ Miller and Sleeves Fa La La La La bits.
1 bhp6 2017-12-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_t3qeQ3A-w
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-20
15 minutes in, and I already want to hit sam for repeatedly interrupting Vos with something that isn't funny and didn't need to be said.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Plus lots of Dolphin Laughs today.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-20
I put my headphones down for a minute, and I could fucking hear that laugh two feet away.
1 pcro69 2017-12-20
We can always count on those where claim to hate the show so much to give us a second by second description
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Sam annoyed Rich didn't know Fake Yeezys are called Feezys.
1 ChippySez 2017-12-20
I have no clue what the fuck any of that is. Sam is a monstrous faggot.
1 Skip4play 2017-12-20
Because vos should know about the latest sheep shearing shoes.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
LOL WACKY BOSS SAM ROBERTS IS DEMANDING GIFTS FROM HIS POOR EMPLOYEES! OH SAMUEL YOU'RE SUCH A WILD CARD!
1 867-5309- 2017-12-20
One of these interns/producers need to go to human resources and file a complaint against Sam for bullying and harassment. In this environment Sam's fate would be the same as his mentor.
2 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-20
I want this dude's life fucked up so fucking bad. Someone needs to fucking end this guy ASAP. He is worse than Gregg.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
I'd rather have a Sgt. Hartman/Pyle ending with Sam and Shitloaf.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-20
Arrrgh oi'd rather he had a Phil Hartman endin' arrrgh
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1 pcro69 2017-12-20
Oh fuck off with the bullying shit you faggot.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Anthony please hurry up and save us from this morning zoo hack gift giving bit. They feel shame in doing this shit when he's in.
LOL THEY GOT NOTSAM MERCHANDISE AND A CHIP AUTOGRAPH AFTER BUILDING IT UP THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE NICE!
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
I was wrong. They're proudly recapping it and dolphin laughing.
1 867-5309- 2017-12-20
It's astonishing that Sam lacks the self-awareness to realize that the only sound in the studio after he says something that he thinks is funny is his awful, Flipper-like cackle.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
They just talked about Flipper for 5 minutes and missed the slam dunk joke.
1 867-5309- 2017-12-20
Do you think it's a Greggshells thing?
It's as if they realize that if they highlight any of Sam's countless flaws, not only will they have to deal with his meltdown, but they'll also have to deal with Sam's mommy.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Yes. Look at how he couldn't wait to shit on Denny by trying to get Jim stirred up and angry when he skipped the Podacast taping, because Denny made a minor joke implying he was retarded for liking wrestling that much as an adult. They could destroy Sam every episode but don't. The least funny person in the world could tee off jokes on Sam. He's got a hundred things to mock: his face, his voice, his deformed dick, the wrestling geeking, his tattoos, the sneaker fetish, wearing flannel every day like he's in Pearl Jam in 1992, being an idiot, liking trash pop culture, skipping bonding with his newborn baby to go watch Undertaker wrestle, his newfound trendy male feminism.
1 soldag 2017-12-20
wait wait what tattoos does sam have?
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-20
I know he has one of Rob zombie
1 kerosene_pickle 2017-12-20
And Jack Black!
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-20
It absolutely is a Greggshells. Even though he's not technically their boss like Opie was, they just transferred all the authority resentment onto Sam.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-20
Once again, Opie Roberts. You should not be surprised
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Rich deadpans "This is really wacky radio, man." God bless Rich.
1 orangeeyedunicorn 2017-12-20
Rich gave Sam a few shots for his hackiness
1 wllmweller 2017-12-20
But, but OPIE!!! He was the problem. Now that he is gone these guys are amazing!! Especially when Ant and Jim make the same fucking comments about him. Opie is one of the worst humans alive and is gone. Ant and Jim should be doing an amazing show, right?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-12-20
ANTHONY REFERENCED 60S TV AND I CLAAAPPPED!
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-20
" Arrrgh one more question arrrgh "
1 drudrudrudru 2017-12-20
Ok what's with the pirate schtick
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-20
He’s a dumb asshole.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-12-20
That's the bit.
1 ticklemyballsack 2017-12-20
hes an attention seeking dick
1 snargfursk 2017-12-20
Not quite sure why you're doing this but I love it.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-20
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-20
Exactly. All these guys are old losers with nothing interesting to say. All they do is watch TV
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-20
He's not gone. His clone Sam is there to carry on his role of contributing nothing funny and annoying everyone in general.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Jesus Christ they're watching Gentle Ben and commenting on it.
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-20
Clint Howard is in that. And it's lead in is "The Andy Griffith Show".
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
This show sucks.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-20
I'm scrolling down reading your slow decent into hating it through this thread and got to this comment and laughed.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
It picked up with the TJ Miller jokes once Normand came in. Although Male Feminist Ally Sam had to inject some seriousness into it.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-20
Normand is also the only one who openly makes fun of Schumer. He's a decent fellow.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Does he? He got mad at LoS for shitting on her earlier this year.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-20
Bummer. He must be one of those, "it's OK if I do it because we're friends" people.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-20
I'm becoming enraged imagining what it's like listening to it via reading his posts.
I want Sam's life ruined.
1 dave72988 2017-12-20
That's a murderer's row of guests
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Too bad they're doing their worst bits. J&S with intern wackiness and Anthony talking about 60s television.
1 dave72988 2017-12-20
Damn. Let me guess. Columbo?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Gentle Ben, BJ & The Bear, Flipper, and some others.
1 dave72988 2017-12-20
Deep cuts. I'm actually impressed , no jaws, godfather, or smoky and the bandit?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Nope.
1 McGowan9 2017-12-20
Always annoyed me when comics refer to themselves as "killers", "he murdered/slayed" etc. You made a bunch of drunk people laugh at some dick jokes, shithead. You're not in Delta Force.
1 dave72988 2017-12-20
Yeah I was just quoting Ronny B.
All the comic slang is stupid. Bombed is dumb. Civilian is stupid. Talking about your process on how you came up with your dick joke is boring and pretentious.
And just a sidenote have you ever heard a comic not say that another comic "kills" on stage? I heard that said about joe derosa and joe matarese. These sissys are afraid of trashing someone that might become popular in the future
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-20
Whenever Vos & Bobby are in, they would take a moment to say that seriously about each other.
Like Vos would say: *"I can't follow Bobby. I can't.
Whenever he's on, he kills!"* Then Bobby would sincerely thank him.
My anus would pucker shut after that exchange.
1 dave72988 2017-12-20
Meanwhile, if this were true they would both be selling out arenas
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-20
Jim won't be working on their vacation. Guess he'll be going to see The Princess.
1 FatMosque 2017-12-20
well he certainly won't be visiting his family
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-20
Like many on this sub has pointed out before: Jim is just waiting for his parents to die before he goes full out homo.
1 drudrudrudru 2017-12-20
Yea if that's true then what's the deal?
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-20
Sam really is Opie. His only interactions with Denny are wise ass "you're so stupid" comments, just like Opie used to do with him. Not funny ball-busting, just fake incredulous laughs and wise ass comments, like he wants the room to go "You're right, Sam, what Denny just said is so off-the wall stupid!". Mean-spirited =/= funnny, you still have to be mean-spirited in a humorous way.
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1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-20
He legit hates Denny. The way he was stoking Jim to hate him when Den skipped on the Chip show was beyond pathetic. There's a clip out there of Sam talking about Denny "breaking character" and how happy Sam was to see Denny get angry. Sam went out of his way to repeat some office fight on air (about den asking to eat others' food) and get Denny to talk about it. He wants to humiliate and debase Denny because Denny is effortless, truly loved by the fans and the OnA guys, and actually fits in. Sam and Gregg also know that Denny is a conduit for the unsaid disdain that Jim and Ant felt for Opie... and now Sam. Denny is always edging close enough to say what they all feel, always on the brim of that joke with just a little too much truth and bite to it... They rightly view him as a threat and their anger against him is a response to this.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-20
I was going to say "Sam stopped maturing at the age he was molested", but your description works, too. Shit, I hope we aren't being graded by our wordcount...
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-20
the decomposition of his cells only accelerated since then
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-20
I love J&S
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-20
So what. People loved Hitler.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-20
They now drag Ant in around the holidays like the did with Lady Di, Bobo and the other freaks for Super Shows.
He's the Elephant Man.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-12-20
That's a perfect description of Ant's position in life now.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-20
I know. Give me gold.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-20
Arrrgh ye doin' me bit? Arrrgh
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-20
I wish they would've done "SuperShow IV" with
Big A, Bocchetti, Bobo, Sandy Kane, Marion & Ant co-hosting.
It will be glorious ....
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-20
Shut up, cunts! It’s Wetbrain time!
1 FaFaFlooey 2017-12-20
Sam is a real fucking cunt. How nobody has cracked his skull yet amazes me.
1 FaFaFlooey 2017-12-20
"ugh, Denny is dumb he thought Mariah Carey was around in '84. Hey guys look how dumb he is! Does everyone like me yet? Denny didn't know when Mariah Carey was around. You guys know how dumb he is and I'm smart?"
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-20
This I'll listen to. Nice little Christmas gift for the fans.
1 68rouge 2017-12-20
Good show today
1 91236008615238976 2017-12-20
Vos has been filling in for Artie on the AA show all week.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-20
" Arrrgh one more question arrrgh "
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-20
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!