It's almost like he's on their payroll.

True, but you think he'd openly bash and challenge his bosses on a daily basis.

On the air, the way his mentor did for all those years.

Worked out pretty good for that guy. He does a pop-up show once in a while. Fer da fans.

You think he does the PPV pre-shows for free?

It's probably something to do with him being a faggot.

I can't figure out whether to be happy for Sam or hate him for helping to expose my failure as a man. The guy is working 2 of his dream jobs, married a good girl far out of his league, and procreated with her, siring a son, the greatest gift a man could hope for. Despite him being an obnoxious dweeb, I'd otherwise be happy for him, except his success, like the Opester's, leaves me feeling inadequate, unloved, hateful, bitter, resentful, and generally feeling like wrath personified.

Dear God, man! It all makes sense now. My emptiness is sated by consuming a hearty bowl of soup, and the pleasure of evacuating the consequent shit, leaves me yearning for more.

Does he actually say Diva? Thats no longer allowed.

why not? I haven't watched wrestling in over a decade.

There's just a vocab list any wwe employee has to strictly follow and while diva used to be the assigned word for female wrestlers they got rid of it because they changed the content of the women's division.

It's certainly a better description than "wrestlers". They do a lot more talknig than actual wrestling.

Not even wrestling fans do that.

He may be an arrested development retard with mommy in sues but he is living his dream. No matter how stupid that dream is