Also make sure you can strap car parts to pieces of metal to put around your neck and wrists, and stick a petrified triceratops dick in your ear. Also stick to a diet that makes you look like you were in shape at one point but now you're just the Michelin Man with Tap Out clothes on. He probably needs to buy a kevlar wind screen on his mic because of his apnea breathing.
This guy is a 50 year old cable repairman who takes pride in picking up hoodrats younger then his daughter. He really figured out life and having good healthy relationships.
Someone putting dog-shit on his car door handles is one of my favourite things, he said he'd break that person's arm... the thought of overgrown Verne Troyer with shithands, waddling after someone he could never catch is hilarious.
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1 smelter250 2017-12-19
Someone posted this yesterday but I wanted to bring more light too it. I left sour comments for him on twitter but didn't feel it was enough
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-19
Sour comments? I hope you didn't ruin his day.
1 Joemomma101 2017-12-19
I might have to go leave some sweet comments. Just to balance it out.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-19
Christmas spirit and whatnot, I get it. Then we hit him hard in the new year and make 2018 miserable.
1 Sternacthegreat 2017-12-19
The key to being a player like Dante, etc.... - Date tons of ugly to semi-passable hood chicks then pretend you've got it all figured out. The End.
1 Chippah69 2017-12-19
Self delusional fat ugly shit
1 SmallOrangeSquare 2017-12-19
Don't forget the proud boy tattoo on your neck as a conversation piece. Uhuru
1 mxdj 2017-12-19
Also make sure you can strap car parts to pieces of metal to put around your neck and wrists, and stick a petrified triceratops dick in your ear. Also stick to a diet that makes you look like you were in shape at one point but now you're just the Michelin Man with Tap Out clothes on. He probably needs to buy a kevlar wind screen on his mic because of his apnea breathing.
1 doodoopeepees 2017-12-19
Good hookers could be has for those prices. Instead you get a mush mouthed retard. Bobo could offer better advice.
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-12-19
This guy is a 50 year old cable repairman who takes pride in picking up hoodrats younger then his daughter. He really figured out life and having good healthy relationships.
1 Jungies 2017-12-19
You forgot "fat".
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-19
I sincerely read that as overarching ass.
1 DigitalTorque 2017-12-19
$100 for 15 fucking minutes on the phone?!?
well, now we know how he can afford to wear prehistoric velociraptor teeth as jewelry.
1 JimAndSamShow 2017-12-19
Check his calendar. No one actually books him.
1 thursdaynevercomes 2017-12-19
odd
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-19
Someone putting dog-shit on his car door handles is one of my favourite things, he said he'd break that person's arm... the thought of overgrown Verne Troyer with shithands, waddling after someone he could never catch is hilarious.
1 newtbutts 2017-12-19
you willingly paid money to see dante nero perform?
1 GraveJ 2017-12-19
Can he advise me on how to lose weight?
1 ticklemyballsack 2017-12-19
"overcharging" this would suggest there would be a fair price for talking to this fat nothing on the phone.
1 TARE_ME 2017-12-19
If you're trying to be professional how hard is it to register your domain and then pay $6 so you don't have a gmail address?
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-12-19
Anyone who has ever given any money to Dante deserves death
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-19
Reminder: Dante Nero has a dayjob at Verizon.
1 NormMcdongloads 2017-12-19
Just call Verizon and be transferred to his division
1 TARE_ME 2017-12-19
He's the black Tom Leykis.
1 CUNTYMOM 2017-12-19
when patrice talked about pimping girls it was charming and funny but when dante does it it sounds cringey.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-19
More like over hanging ASS.
1 lowend73 2017-12-19
Please, someone call as Edgar and tape it. I'll throw in a couple o bucks
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-19
I've been having trouble fucking young ghetto semi-prostitutes and not getting HIV. Do you think this man could help me?
1 thursdaynevercomes 2017-12-19
odd