Something we glossed over too quickly:

34  2017-12-19 by Gilgores_Trout

Princess Alena's nickname for Jim Norton was 'Splits'.

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Imagine Patrice's sweaty nutsack in the middle of July

It makes perfect sense. As soon as Jimmy sees a tranny on chaturbate he immediately splits all of his money with his newfound "princess." It's just confusing for her because she kisses Norton and he still just looks like a toad. Those storybooks lied to her.

Trying to figure out why is really making me mad. I just cant help but wonder if Jimmy was lame enough to take her bowling.

I bet it’s because he looks and acts like the character with multiple personality disorder in the movie Split.

She pegged him and split his anus wide open

now we know why he's eatin' betta 'n goin' to tha gym

That is the main reason he only eats eggs and mustard. Any solid foods rip the stitches.

So he likes to eat syrup covered bananas out of another man's ass.

Big mystery .

It's cuz does the splits getting on her dick.

Jimmy Splits

Isn't the movie Split the one with the guy that looks like Jimmy? Probably when she saw him the for the first time she mentioned that and it became her cute pet name for him.

they also have a gay dominant personality in common and sometimes ask naive 5 year old questions

Good eye

then what heshe say??