and yet opie still butchered playing the straight man while surrounded by fags.

And ant was hungover every day

You have a certain point here: Opie was indeed able to force his energy through and face absolutely zero real opposition from Ant and Jim. However, have you ever met an "alpha" (which is a faggot term btw faggot but I know what you mean) who is as bitter, petty and resentful as Opie?

If you can define "alpha" as "guy you respect and want to emulate" then Opie is not a good way to go. He may be rich and have a hot wife, but there is nothing about Opie I'd like to incorporate into my life. Ant and Jim are, by comparison; hilarious and beloved.

Take your pick nigga

Opie is so dumb that he thought he was as funny or funnier than Anthony and James. You know that the "line of the day" was his idea even though he never even came close to saying anything that genuinely made anyone laugh. Unless hanging up on someone could be counted as a line then he almost would have gotten an honorable mention at some point.

Ant was Tit’s personal bomb squad house nigger since day one, dancing and laughing and saving Greg from bombing everyday. They’d play those clips of their old show and Ant would cringe and say he was “happy to be there guy” but he was still happy to be there guy up until the end. He just hid it better. Any asinine dipshit thought that would leak out of Opie’s retarded mouth, Ant was there. 9/10 times backing him up with a wacky impression or a follow up comment and a hole-lee-shit to boot. O&A is 20 years of Ant saving Greg’s ass from bombing with dumb comments and awful jokes while secretly hating him.

But considering it was all out of fear of a sensitive fragile titted man’s menstrual lactating outrage and it was more akin to the fear a marry man has of his cunt wife than the fear a man might have of another man, I wouldn’t call Opie an alpha. They’re all kind of pathetic meek dudes.

Nigger.

Look at how bad J&S or compound media are. Even the Chip podcast is boring. Say what you want about Opie but he ran a very successful radio show for 20 years.