Sam Roberts Hate Thread 12/18/17

54  2017-12-18 by ThatNiggaDre

Pussy boy kicked it off today relating to his fellow McMillennials listening: these shows with old friends remind him of holiday gatherings where your older relatives say inappropriate things! HAH! I watch CNN too, Sam!!! Our parents are so wacist! Can't wait until I can leave the family gathering so I'll stop sulking, and go be happy with my inner-city POC neighbors who steal from my apartment when I'm gone. Those old yucky relatives are so OLD, unlike Sam (aka: the fountain of youth with hip interests and a full head of hair.)

Further dragging the show down, ol' action figure player went on to give a good "what for" to Bobby, by explaining to Bob that as an adult, Sam can eat whatever he wants... the point I suppose being that Sam is being an adult when he chooses to eat "food" that only a mentally challenged piece of shit child would pick.

"YOU don't underschtand that asch an adult I can make any eating deschischion that I want. At whatever time. I tell the boysch to schurprische me with either a large Coke or a large Dr. Pepper from McDonaldsch. They're the greatescht."

Faggot drinks a large fountain soda from McDonalds... in the morning... throughout the entire show... and has 'the help' go out and fetch it for him. He can't even go to a drive through on his way over to work to pick up his own lousy cup of ice filled with 25% soda. He went on to admit that he decided to stop drinking soda, but only next week.

"I'll catch a glimpsche of myschelf in the mirror and schay 'Eeeeehh, that'sch not hugely acceptable'. The only salad dressching I like is Ranch."

Understatement of the millennium

34 comments

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-18

Yo ThatNiggaDre. I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish. But Gregg Hughes is one of the worst human beings of all time. One of the worst human beings of all time.

1  GWARscientist 2017-12-18

Anthony Cumia cares too much about black people.

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-18

Americans have a habit of worrying themselves unnecessarily. It's why teenagers had to Iraq and die.

Bless their cotton socks.

1  Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-12-18

The UK is rainy, cold, and increasingly occupied with people that hate the "kafir". Bless your leather socks (Khuffs)

1  Jimandthem 2017-12-18

Opie is doing pop up shows at McDonalds, now it is time to get Sam dropped

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-18

This guy LOVES Sam.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-18

You stink

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-18

Very true

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-18

You write a lot of nonsense

1  ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-18

Thanks for being a week late, queer.

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-18

Sorry I was still reading the book you wrote and trying to make sense of it.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-18

Thanks for letting us know it takes you that long to read, faggy

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-18

Cute.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-18

Good one

1  LookyLookyMissCookie 2017-12-18

Scorch > Opie > Sam

1  the_barroom_hero 2017-12-18

Fran Drescher > Sam. Better voice too.

1  bigfatmunter 2017-12-18

No fucking way is Opie better than Sam.

1  includeemgd 2017-12-18

He is unfortunately

1  bigfatmunter 2017-12-18

Nah, not having it

1  mcb84 2017-12-18

Its been proven that talented people could have a legendary show in spite of him. Im not seeing the same with Sam. Opie was the Trent Dilfer of O&A, he didnt make the show unlistenable, Sam is no Trent Dilfer.

1  mannylou 2017-12-18

I don't know... opie/jim unlistenable sam/jim even more unlistenable

1  pashow84 2017-12-18

Opie was far better than Sam. At least Opie was good for the “cringe radio” aspect. Openly shitting on bad guests & sometimes demanding an apology from them after they had received a beating was very entertaining. I’ve yet to find one redeeming quality in Sam.

1  masao50025 2017-12-18

Read my flair

1  tonydogs 2017-12-18

When he made the totally irrelevant comment about blink 182 posting the UFO video I tapped out. Opie 2.0.

1  iSOBigD 2017-12-18

What? The Blink 182 was voted UFO discovery man of the year or some shit, he had viral videos/interviews about what a UFO nut he's become despite knowing nothing about UFOs, never having seen any, and having proof of nothing. Anyway, the UFO thing was in the news and so was this guy.

1  wgtragic 2017-12-18

I LIKE SAM!

1  Jimandthem 2017-12-18

Die

1  hard_to_explain 2017-12-18

Do you think Sam's wife has ever convinced him to cheat on her because she already has fucked a dozen other guys and wants to feel less guilty?

1  deep_legal_shit 2017-12-18

I want to end this dude more than Opie. Can we make his perosnal life hell?

Does anyone, just out of curioisty cause it's public knowledge and all, have details about his wife? After him harassing random radio hosts for years I think he's earned some blowback by any reasonable measure.

1  McGowan9 2017-12-18

Everything about him annoys me.

He's not a vegetarian or Hindu but he can't eat steak without retching. He's not a legit recovering alcoholic but he won't even sip a beer.

His voice is awful. His opinions are cretinous. He's offensive to look at. He's a grown man and likes wrestling. He sucks shit.

He really is Opie's protege. He sucks the funny out of every show/situation. You can hear the difference in Jim's voice when he isn't there. Even shitty Ari Shaffir was a better third wheel than him.

1  theceilinistheroof 2017-12-18

Gregg is more listenable than Sam and they both are embarrassing to listen to. Its bad.

1  FaFaFlooey 2017-12-18

I can't respect any man who has never had a drink, did any drug or won't eat a fucking steak. What a monumental tool

1  yummytreats123 2017-12-18

I hate sam

1  zoogie778 2017-12-18

He also owns a soda stream machine so he's also got that working against him.

1  1475315963 2017-12-18

I don't trust anyone who's never even tried a beer and a steak.