Last night i had a dream that this sub bullied joe derosa into committing suicide.

18  2017-12-18 by Daddy_Donuts

Woke up and thought it was true. Was sad it wasn’t :(

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It'd be funnier if one of his black friends murder raped him

He'd be lucky if he were murdered after the rape. How else could he face his black friends anymore?

A whites can't be raped by non-whites. Rape is about power and domination, and only whites have institutional power.

DeRosa is an albino, shoulderless african.

Keep kicking them in the nuts

I’ve had a dream i was second chair on JRE and killed it with my insights and contributions.

And you said something not trying to be funny, and Joe burst out laughing (with you, not at you) because of how naturally eccentric and interesting you are, then you laugh too when he does because you realize what you said was funny after Joe laughed

basically

Do people often laugh "with" you when you say something?

I hope he has a Brandon Lee incident on set at Better Call Saul.

Or a John Ritter.

Come collapse on our floor!

What would he say to all of his non-suicidal friends?

I had a dream I accidentally killed Larry David, and it played out like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with me in Larry's position. Everyone getting mad at me for killing him, and I'm shrugging and going "whaaaat?! It was an accideeeent!"

His shoulders already committed suicide, maybe it's a slow burn like MS.

Was your underwear sticky when you woke up?

"If you will it, then it is no dream."

Rich Vos, Bananas Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 12/22-12/23