The novelty wears off quick, you're never in the mood to clean it up when you are done.

ive never used one but i can imagine this is an honest review

I just wear a condom to skip the cleanup.

its a good idea.

but do tell - how sad does it feel to wear condom while fucking fake pussy?

I'm just here to make jokes fella. Not fuck rubber pussies like the rest of these assholes.

suuuurrreeeee

Yep, they feel great, but after a couple weeks cleaning it becomes a chore. Not worth it.

Fucking THIS. It's so much work. The first couple weeks I had it, I couldn't keep my dick out of it. (Like the time my neighbors had a baby) Then I realized the clean up takes 3x longer than the fuck, and I was like "who needs this." I just got one in like July.

Dont buy the renewal powder, it's a rip off and almost ruined the fuckin thing.

Just like cleaning a fucking blender.

Just head to a local gloryhole. No clean up.

It depends on which side you're on.

Stop watching Internet porn, get some sunshine, and talk to women.

You are transforming your dick into putty by beating off so much.

he's gotta point, you shouldn't downvote him

Appreciate it, but this sub is like a whorehouse ... I’m here to have fun, not make friends.

What if we can do both :)

Who needs that when you can just havr a lifeless hole.

Way to be redundant

I work in a sex shop. They are pretty legit, but like it’s been said in this thread: you have to clean them after each use and no one is in the mood for that shit.

At 99.99, they can be pricey, BUT, that’s the cost of 1 or 2 dinner dates. What you don’t want to do is think you’re beating the system by buying a cheap ($50 or under) knockoff. You might as well fuck some Nickelodeon Gak if you’re trying to save money.

I work in a sex shop.

Shocking.

That I’m a OA-Verse fan that has a job? I know, right?

At 99.99, they can be pricey, BUT, that’s the cost of 1 or 2 dinner dates.

but with one or two dates you also get tits and ass (hopefully of course)

Yeah? Why don’t you work on your sales BAT or sumptin.... DVV DVV DVVVVV ya heard what said?

Be sure to save your money and get a used one.

I own a knock off version and I was really into it for a couple weeks but quickly fell back into old habits.

I call my 'girlfriend' ... 'everyone's least-favourite self-warming fleshlight'

It helped to realize what a faggot you are

I can't disagree... kill me already please.

PLEASE!

Whenever I need masturbation or alcoholism advice, this sub comes through huge. We’re literally on the cutting edge on both fronts.

Also lentil soup recipes.

“You can use it right before you go see Rich Vos in Schnectady at the Funny Boner...”

Yeah, got the Stoya one a few years ago. I rarely use it, but it's nice if you let it sit in hot water for about 10 minutes.

What a sad fuckin sight that would be. Seeing some fat retard with a Panera Bread shirt on dropping a fleshlite into a tub of hot water.

Tupperware of hot water*.

folks, he might be a loser but he sure ain't sore

My dick is though from all the beatings it takes.

What happens if you don't clean it? I live in a boarding house so I share a bathroom with the whole floor, kind of a pain in the ass to walk down to the bathroom every time to clean it out.

Pat Battle, number 1 O&A fan, would most certainly either live with his ailing mother. Or with his overweight, overbearing, and unsatisfied wife. The ol warhorse as they say.

Gotta work on the character sir.

I bought one just to stop using my hand to get sensitivity back in my penis. It works alright, I cum better but then I have to clean it which is a hassle.

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I gave up on it after a while due to the amount of prep and the aforementioned cleaning.

However I’ve recently started putting a dunce cap on it and calling it Lauren and I’m starting to fall in love all over again.

Bobby lee's brother can help you save a few bucks....and like the one guy said just wear a rubber ..no clean up that way.

https://youtu.be/-sjA1x8jB2U