Hot News, gang. Tomorrow's "pop-up" show (2 or more zilches filming themselves on a phone camera) - Live from Burger King!

32  2017-12-17 by McGowan9

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Wow is he doingg the fast food circuit?

Probably. He said himself, he's "bleeding money." No job, apartment in Manhattan, house in the Hamptons, inevitable divorce.

He's already paying Carl $750 an appearance to hang out with him. And he's covering the food and drink bill (of course.)

The days of Masa and Per Se are over. It's exclusively Mickey D's, BK and Taco Bell from now on.

More of a "Council Estate" than a house in The Hamptons.

Do you know if anyone has tried to ruin his show irl? I think it would only be fair to throw yellow paint on the guy like captain whacky told someone to do to scorch

I'd prefer the Mark Chapman approach.

If I saw this whackjob and his parasite friends at a Burger King I would personally steal their phone during filming and sell it on craigslist

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No you wouldn't

I'm surprised he hasn't been swatted to be honest. It'd suck if he was thrown out of a nice restaurant because someone called it and said two guys are livestreaming themselves dining and dashing.

i really think the paint thing is a winner, cos i mean it was all fun and games when he told people to ruin scorches charity event with yellow paint, so im sure the ol' prankster would see the funny side right

I think some brave "hater fighters" from this sub should show up and throw tampons at him.

Anyone work at McDonalds? You could put onions on his burger even though he said he didn't want 'em!

Let's put a yellow star on Opie's chest and put him in a camp

Pay off a spry black teenage hooligan to snatch his smartphone and make a run for it.

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it didnt say "burger king" its could be White Castle and die of food poisoning

As a Limey, I have no experience of White Castle. That movie with the chink and paki made it look quite tasty. Is it more of an involuntary laxative than Mc D's etc?

not sure what a limey is but it sounds gay so ill take your word for it. i just know in nyc they had 3 close down due to food poisoning i believe, so i like the chances there

is that why asians like them so much? they find the hygiene relatable

White Castle is basically shit. The big, plump sliders you see in that chink/paki movie are small, slimy, and aidsy. It's expensive for such cheaply made food and the people serving you aren't nearly as white as the ones in Harold and Kumar.

Fun fact, in the uk it was called "Harold and Kumar get the munchies" rather than "go to white castle" because that brand of greasy american fat obesity fatty fat disgusting yank slob cuisine hasnt "crossed the pond"

It hasn't even cross all of the US, because it's total shit.

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From what i seen in North New Jersey place its a nigger magnet.always got the shits from it

It’s a real love it or hate it brand. When I was a giant fatass I was obsessed with it. I would get a dozen sliders and a large fry at the drive thru, park someplace secluded, and savor every oniony bite while listening to XM 202. It was quite the ritual. People who hate it would rather starve to death than entertain the notion of going.

Meanwhile all his old radio buddies are doing various actual real paid shows

That's because they're all fawkin haters, braw!

what buddies

Its not even restaurants anymore. He's just going down the list of fast food joints now. I cannot wait to see him sample the fine brisket at Arby's with a sous chef and a man who knows a thing or two about selling meat.

He did a pop up show with Vic?

He does "pop-ups" instead of scheduled podcasts/streams because that way if not many people watch, he can blame it on not having announced a specific time.

That makes me angry because he probably thinks he's smart doing that and pulling a fast one on us haters.

The autistic kid eating a Whopper in the booth across from Opie is loving the direction of the show.

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It's great that Opie is such a zilch that nobody has even put in the effort to fuck with him during his show. No fans or haters have shown up despite Opie showing where he is streaming from.

He refuses just go to away quietly and have a life. All that money and he has made nothing for himself. He will be remembered for live streaming from fast food restaurants with some fat Cuban guy who looks like he has downs. Opie is one weird motherfucker.

Smash his face with a pie,Andrew. How does that feel fucker,you earned it .

More of a "Council Estate" than a house in The Hamptons.