Strap in folks, there's another Star Wars trilogy coming and it can only be directed by women of color.

7  2017-12-17 by Eternalforms

28 comments

Fine, give them the shitty spin-off movies that nobody asked for.

i can already imagine "Starr Warz" becoming a sitcom on BET

Worldstar Wars - Luke & Darth square off in a McDonalds

quick luke we got to move that 81 grams of H to Artie the Hut

This joke is topical given Arthurs current predicament. A+

The Battle of the Weaves

episode II : Attack of the car payment

Episode III: Who Am Luke's Daddy?

my personal favorite is Return of the FoodStamp

Episode V: The POlice strike back

staring Kenan Thompson as Micheal Brown

How many more of these shitty movies are they going to make?

Two a year for another 7 years or so.

100 years*

How about women of color take it one step at a time and learn how to not berate McDonald's cashiers first?

How about they learn how to insert their own mobile sim card and not berate the 19 year old working at the boost mobile store cos "i am tha customah and iz right"

fawk yea dvv dvvvv

“J.J. Abrams is set to write and direct "Star Wars: Episode I” Great written piece!

There are so many incredibly talented female directors, directors of color out there and so many I would love to see play in this universe ... Yes please, I would love it to happen.

He couldn't even name one. Kathryn Bigelow springs to mind but I can't see her giving a shit about a childrens sci-fi.

And Jordan Peele should be too busy not fucking up The Twilight Zone tv series.

Annyaquiyta Moonwalker rips off her earrings and screams “Oh, no you didn’t!!!!” at O.G. Kinobi.

How about the job goes to whoever deserves it regardless of gender or race

You bigot/racist/sexist!

What if it is an Indian woman? Seriously. Will we give it a chance?

To be fair, white men have made all of them so far and 4/9 have been shit. It will be 4 out of 10 after that Han Solo movie.

The fempire strikes back amirite ladies?

Die

Man, I really liked Brick and Looper then this guy just had to go full Hollywood faggot and fuck up star wars some more.

Im really not looking forward to the rest of my life.

More gorillas in the jizz.