A NEW RELEASE FROM FOUNDER AND FRONTMAN OF THE GREATEST ROCK BAND OF ALL TIME!
HOW I GOT OFF
Coolest rocker dude of all time, Gene Simmons tells all in his new book. HOW I GOT OFF Explosive sexual encounters under dubious circumstances, this book really has it all! Gene teaches the kids how to avoid jail time and PROFIT from allegations that would destroy any normal person's career. Are old flames calling you a deviant sexual predator? Those thieving harpies won't be coming for your merch money no more after you read HOW I GOT OFF. The KISS-approved away to keep those lying bitches away!
That's a pathetic gross let alone what the net would be on that. At that dollar amount they're just employing themselves when they clearly don't need to.
You claimed they don't draw shit anymore, that's just not true, sure they aren't selling out stadiums but they're still selling out arenas and selling hundreds of thousands of tickets, so you're wrong
They sold 233,000 tickets in 40 shows last tour which equals 5800 per show. That is not hundreds of thousands. They didn't sell sell out convention centers let alone arenas.
Hundreds of thousands would be more than a couple hundred thousand 2. If you mean second or third tier arenas in second and or third tier cities you may have a partial point.
Stop it already. Anybody who argues that current KISS is touring juggernaut is as stupid as you.
Hundreds of thousands would be more than a couple hundred thousand
Hundreds of thousands means at least 200k, they did more than that, so they sold hundreds of thousands of tickets, it's a fact
If you mean second or third tier arenas in second and or third tier cities you may have a partial point.
I mean arenas... it's that simple, they sold out arenas, why are you denying facts?
Stop it already. Anybody who argues that current KISS is touring juggernaut is as stupid as you.
Nobody argued that kiss is a "touring juggernaut" you fucking idiot
Just because you didn't use those exact words to defend their 5800 per show doesn't change the fact that they don't draw in major cities and arenas. As far as hundreds of thousands, even KISS would tap dance around your definition.
(((They))) love to claim the moral high ground over other races and religions, don't they? But at the end of the day, they'll abuse every ounce of power you give them, just like everyone else.
40 comments
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-17
Dude had game for decades but now hes old and wrinkles and girls arent falling for it
1 Coosaw 2017-12-17
His game was being in a successful band. If he was Gene Simmons, attorney at law, he would have married a 4 at best.
1 GeMigMat 2017-12-17
Louis XIV wig made from shower drain hair
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-17
Fawkkk, not I gotta think of another joke.
tsss yea looks like a wool pad or sumtin
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-17
fawkk yeah gene simmons more like fleece spinnins or sumthin
1 jofreal 2017-12-17
Next time he comes on he'll be plugging the KISS official rape kit.
1 Cootahwasdryandshit 2017-12-17
A NEW RELEASE FROM FOUNDER AND FRONTMAN OF THE GREATEST ROCK BAND OF ALL TIME!
HOW I GOT OFF
Coolest rocker dude of all time, Gene Simmons tells all in his new book. HOW I GOT OFF Explosive sexual encounters under dubious circumstances, this book really has it all! Gene teaches the kids how to avoid jail time and PROFIT from allegations that would destroy any normal person's career. Are old flames calling you a deviant sexual predator? Those thieving harpies won't be coming for your merch money no more after you read HOW I GOT OFF. The KISS-approved away to keep those lying bitches away!
1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-17
Well, he IS a jew..
1 sheba_sheba 2017-12-17
Rocky Dennis’s Romanian cousin
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
Gene just wants attention. KISS doesn't draw worth a shit anymore. Rode the reunion for 20 years now nobody cares.
1 Joemomma101 2017-12-17
I think Gene is more about power than just wanting attention. I'm sure he could get plenty of attention in other ways.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
Their tour last year grossed over 15 million
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
That's a pathetic gross let alone what the net would be on that. At that dollar amount they're just employing themselves when they clearly don't need to.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
You claimed they don't draw shit anymore, that's just not true, sure they aren't selling out stadiums but they're still selling out arenas and selling hundreds of thousands of tickets, so you're wrong
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
They sold 233,000 tickets in 40 shows last tour which equals 5800 per show. That is not hundreds of thousands. They didn't sell sell out convention centers let alone arenas.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
Are you really that stupid?
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
They did sell out arenas, it's a literal fact, why are you denying it?
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
Stop it already. Anybody who argues that current KISS is touring juggernaut is as stupid as you.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
I mean arenas... it's that simple, they sold out arenas, why are you denying facts?
Nobody argued that kiss is a "touring juggernaut" you fucking idiot
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
Just because you didn't use those exact words to defend their 5800 per show doesn't change the fact that they don't draw in major cities and arenas. As far as hundreds of thousands, even KISS would tap dance around your definition.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
When did I claim that they do? Never...
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-17
Exactly. They don't sell out arenas.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-17
Yes they do. It's a fact.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-17
You're not wrong, but who the fuck cares, it's KISS
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-17
Kiss were cool (to some people) at a time in history, now they're just attractive to old-men clinging to their youth, get over it.
1 NJPoster 2017-12-17
They didn't play arenas on their last tour. They played sheds.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-17
She didn't want to split the banana.
1 dolan_the_rapper 2017-12-17
Now that's just sexy
1 rahtin 2017-12-17
Nicoleaky should speak up about this creep too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17
That wig was chestnut brown before she used her butt grease to escape.
1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-17
(((They))) love to claim the moral high ground over other races and religions, don't they? But at the end of the day, they'll abuse every ounce of power you give them, just like everyone else.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-17
I really hope his middle name is William.
1 assreaper 2017-12-17
Saw the name and thought it was gonna be a Vos plug.
1 DickSlit 2017-12-17
Willson.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-17
Kiss was and will be a Carney act for FAGGOTS.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-17
I'll extend that to all that lame shock-rock shit, including Ozzy and Marilyn Mason.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17
Ozzy actually hired good musicians. KISS was never good and always had to use makeup as a gimmick substitute for talent.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2017-12-17
He's still a grown man pretending to be the "prince of darkness".
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2017-12-17
I take it Jim will now only listen to Kiss "under the right circumstances".
1 catshitinmyurethra 2017-12-17
Jewey jewenstein jewed up a jew broad
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-17
his "hair" looks like its just a knot of shit pulled out of the drain
1 GraveJ 2017-12-17
Gene Simmons Will Come to Your House and Deliver His Giant Box Set
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-17
fawkk yeah gene simmons more like fleece spinnins or sumthin