Mom, when they pulled me out of the wreck, I heard the other driver yell "Allahu Akbar! Death to Infidels!" I asked the police why he was doing that and they said "shut up, he's just drunk." I said "Are you sure this isn't Islamic terror?" The policeman said "I'll have you know that he is just a drunk Asian having trouble assimilating to the complex culture of Britain. Also, you're under arrest for hate speech"
Every Christmas thousands of poets across the country are forced to poems for the Department of Transport.
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Please text and sponsor a failed writer this Christmas so that they never have to write character poems where the persona dies within their own poem. Together we can make a difference.
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26 comments
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-12-17
Dreenk droive!? Aigh Noighhh!
1 bombvest 2017-12-17
drinky winky drivey wivey
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-12-17
The drink isn't operating the vehicle. It's called drunk driving ya dingus!
1 Dennyislife 2017-12-17
Drink driving. You don't have to be drunk to get caught these days.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-17
EXACTLY!!! I got stitched-up fo' realz!
1 OsloJimmy 2017-12-17
Isn’t she on the wrong side of the road?
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-12-17
Women drivers might as well be drunk drivers.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-12-17
The joke will be on her when Mom runs off with Heebie Kikeberger.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-12-17
fuck the kids, fuck my faggot son, i've got jew dick
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-17
Mom, when they pulled me out of the wreck, I heard the other driver yell "Allahu Akbar! Death to Infidels!" I asked the police why he was doing that and they said "shut up, he's just drunk." I said "Are you sure this isn't Islamic terror?" The policeman said "I'll have you know that he is just a drunk Asian having trouble assimilating to the complex culture of Britain. Also, you're under arrest for hate speech"
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-17
Every Christmas thousands of poets across the country are forced to poems for the Department of Transport.
Most of them simply accept their fate but legal help needn't be expensive. For £3 a month we can rehome abused and neglected writers, giving them the care, alcohol and love they so desperatly need.
Please text and sponsor a failed writer this Christmas so that they never have to write character poems where the persona dies within their own poem. Together we can make a difference.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-17
hmmm. Ha!
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-17
I was almost expecting a Vos roll.
“Just one question Mom, before I die, did you know Rich Vos is performing at Helium January 4th?”
1 TacolasCage 2017-12-17
Say "mom" again!
1 joomommyhappy 2017-12-17
I can't believe how many people are taking this video seriously. That "poem" is about 2 cunt hairs from Chippah-esque.
1 Jungies 2017-12-17
Why is an account called "Road Safety UK" using the term "Mom", you lying cheating liars!
1 Dennyislife 2017-12-17
Some small backwards inbred parts of the country spell it wrong for some reason.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-17
no links to the bit?
1 winkleham 2017-12-17
So the moral is that you might as well drink and drive?
1 ValleyChip 2017-12-17
Worst case scenario, you kill a girl who's bad at poetry
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2017-12-17
Drink drive? You limey fags should really learn to use your own language correctly.
1 Dennyislife 2017-12-17
Drunk driving is for lightweights. 3 beers or whatever the limit is isn't drunk. You are doing it wrong as per usual
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-12-17
Is this shit sponsored by Vizio???
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-17
Who's the prick who works for 'RoadSafetyUK' but lurks here??
I hope I drink-drive into you... but just scratch the bumper(fender), & we get married & have wonderful children & lives. #DrunkenBonding
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