I just had the shittiest Asian massage ever, gang

3  2017-12-17 by [deleted]

12 comments

1  vichenleyssister 2017-12-17

do you really think ill read that???? tighten it up next time or give it a better title

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17

How about this? "u/vichenleyssister is a DORK!"

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-17

got em

1  Creattol 2017-12-17

Did you google the place to see if other people are getting jacked off there?

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17

You think I'm a SUCKAAAA?
Had good reviews on the web on some tug joint site. Clearly their MO.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-17

Just a guess here, but. . Have you ever got good service from a restaurant that is about to close? Exactly.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17

Are you saying that I should have ordered an appetizer?

1  sherockradio 2017-12-17

Are you ugly and fat? Please don't answer if the answer is yes.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17

I'm a spry young college student, young man.

1  smelter250 2017-12-17

Christ dude go write a biography

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-17

Yeah?? HOW BOUT YOU DO!!!

1  Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2017-12-17

Could have been worse read one guys review of a place half way through noticed mirror on wall to her back and tried to get look under her short skirt when she reached over him he seen pair balls hanging