r/opieandanthony: Parties at the compound are so fucking cool

I went to big jays special taping (I’m a fag) and stopped at the bar across the street before going in. Big A was there. He was the focal point of the room, a circus act no one could help but glance at every few seconds.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-16

He's a freak, but he's legit one of the nicest, sweetest guys out there. He has Andre the Giant-esque drinking abilities. Big A's a good fella.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-16

I'll never get over how much of an evil cartoon character Big A is. He looks like a fucking Dick Tracy villain.

1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-12-16

...Anthony?

1 The-Liberace-Flu 2017-12-16

Ant looks like he's sporting a toupee with a bad color match

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-16

Patrice looks embarrassed to be there.

1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-12-16

Degenerate gambling loser "Mothershuck" has his dick up Anthony's ass, as usual.

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-16

Is he a fan of the show who awkwardly became Anthony's friend like the rest?

1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-12-16

"Poker playing Anthony Cumia fan since day one."

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-16

Funny you say that

1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-12-16

The jeans on all of the queers in that photo are egregious. I’m far from a fashionable man but the fit, style, etc is all terrible.

Then again maybe I’m the queer for critiquing the denim on a bunch of geriatric assholes

1 andycumiashow 2017-12-16

I guarantee Big A's jeans have an elastic waistband.

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-16

You mean baggy carpenter jeans aren't in?

1 Skip4play 2017-12-16

Shit.

1 tags33 2017-12-16

Ants is actually the least bad lol.

1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-16

I don't care if Kanye or whoever brought skinny jeans (back?) in, black skinny jeans will always scream skinny dorky metal-head.

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-16

You know the guy on the right is envied as the young handsome pussy getting stud of the compound.

1 stevex42 2017-12-16

Big A frightens me.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-16

The footwear in this photo is ... enraging

1 drunk8gods 2017-12-16

Those black sneakers that Big A and Ant are wearing are the same ones they hand out to the old vets at the VA hospital.

1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-16

That one guy is wearing dirty work Boots

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-16

that would typically be fine but his appear to be some weird combat style boot

1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-16

He is indoors there is no acceptable boots to be wearing

1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-16

What do you do when there's a foot of snow? Bring non-boots in your fanny pack and change into them when you get to where you're going?

1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-16

I take them off at the door. Who the fuck wears shoes inside

1 racemic_mixture 2017-12-16

They look like the one pair of sneakers he has kept around to mow the lawn in for the last decade. To mow the lawn and go to fancy compound parties in I mean.

1 IggysGlove 2017-12-16

Anthony is so angry because he knows he's a born loser.

1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-16

Big A looks like the kind hearted grotesque one from the group of villains in a Rob Zombie movie that frees the teenagers being held captive in the basement.

1 RoosterBrains 2017-12-16

To be honest he really could get an acting gig in one of those movies. He should audition. He's need an agent, we can take half.

1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-16

He's so unique looking. He missed his calling as Earthquake's teammate

1 FedallahX 2017-12-16

Baby Ruth???

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-16

He looks like Sam Adams swallowed a walrus.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-12-16

The groups of people at Anthony's CP parties look like an audition room to play a dad in a Tim & Eric sketch. It is jus bizzarre where he even gets these guys.

1 AntwansBobo 2017-12-16

Ant looks like he has been embalmed ..and nice Jheri curl dick

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-16

Remember when he had a Jheri CURRLL, didn't quite learn.

1 richfloss 2017-12-16

Anthony's hair floats over his head. I'm convinced it's some sort of futuristic hair system like the Back to the Future hover boards.

1 McGowan9 2017-12-16

He looks like a cartoon version of a frail little faggot.

1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2017-12-16

He's the reason I'm afraid to take the plug plunge.

1 WearableHeadphones 2017-12-16

Nothing like having the "boys" over for a rowdy night of getting drunk, and... What... What do they even do there? Poker?

1 illydelph 2017-12-16

Don’t forget drunkenly crooning Neil Diamond to each other.

1 peckaface 2017-12-16

Its so nice of those kids to spend time with their Grandmother.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-16

Now that is one pathetic posse.

1 tunisianknifer 2017-12-16

I like the phone in the shirt pocket look for Anthony.

1 vichenleyssister 2017-12-16

Drink in hand, check Pit stains, check Over the age of 55, check Anthony has problems maybe success isn't everything

1 ledge9999 2017-12-16

At least the heinous Fred From Brooklyn isn't in the pic.

I've never understood why we're supposed to be so jealous of those invited to this shit. Who would want to be around these idiots? There's only so many Back to the Future references and terrible karaoke one can endure in an evening.

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-16

It's implied that there's so much hot pussy running around there. It's the playboy mansion of Long Island.

1 asmit378 2017-12-16

No one in the OnA universe know what shoes grown men are supposed to wear

1 I-am-Gizmoduck 2017-12-16

His parties are looking more and more like that Beer at Ben's scene from Blue Velvet

https://youtu.be/HK7dDAm3NAk

Big A, you are one suave mother fucker.

1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-16

If you have enough guys with tits and one massive vagina in the middle, what else do you need?

1 SlimWiggins 2017-12-16

The Unfuckables pt. 2

1 Rainbowuser13 2017-12-16

No shit.These guys would strike out in a whorehouse.

1 winkleham 2017-12-16

Is there a more hideous human being that Big A? His face is the stuff of nightmares.

1 TroyMendo 2017-12-16

Ant looks like an elderly Kevin Dubrow.

1 XenusWingman 2017-12-16

There was opening for that. Cocaine is a young man's game.

1 That70smoke 2017-12-16

Ant looks like a scuffed willy wonka

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-16

I wonder if they sleep in the guest rooms. Must be kind of a grim scene when these gouls awake all hungover around noon the next day.

1 FrankkWasBetter 2017-12-16

Ambiguity really made these parties seem a lot cooler.

1 joomommyhappy 2017-12-16

This picture makes Artie seem lucky.

1 eagledick 2017-12-16

Is that handsome Jim Norton on the right?

1 poundfoolishhh 2017-12-16

This recent? Ant looks like he’s lost weight. He was rockin that Grover body for a while there....

1 CuckistaniSacrifices 2017-12-16

All the people at the compound look like mutants from the Island of Dr. Moreau. I'd go to a compound party just to check out the pad, drink Ant's free booze and eat his food. Then, once the retards started getting tipsy and the underage girls started skinny dipping in his pool, I'd be out the door, down the street and calling the cops to report a pedo ring.

1 Fletcher22 2017-12-16

I couldn't be friends with someone as grotesque as Big A

1 cyross 2017-12-16

its like the parties at my rich friends house at 16, where we all thought we were cool cuz we drank.

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-16

Big A's body is typical of Long Island trash in their mid 50's. It would be even more perfect if he was wearing one of those flame bowling shirts.

1 retromingent_cunt 2017-12-16

That gout-addled, swollen shitloaf on the left looks like the mojo monster from the show Legion.

1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-16

Hella accurate.

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-16

He looks like he was dragged out of a coffin.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-16

Tss, better than a SNEEZIN

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-16

Double-guns!

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-16

This is the most poorly dressed group of people I've ever seen. They have those retard shoes that ever either never tied or laced all fuckey

1 havingmadfun 2017-12-16

He should call his compound parties, the gathering of the unfuckables

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-12-16

Jesus this sub is like a bunch of gossiping teenage girls.

Who the fuck cares who he has over to his house?

1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-12-16

The ballwashing moderator of the Compound Media sub, who also doesn't believe his beloved Anthony fucked boy prostitute Sue Lightning?

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-12-16

LOL At least I don't obsess like a 14 yr old girl.

1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-12-16

You're actually far worse with your infatuation.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-12-16

How am I infatuated? Do I post on every single thing he does? Do I post about twitter pics of his parties? Please elaborate.

1 HandsomeMyles 2017-12-16

combined iq of 200, maybe 205

1 Anarox 2017-12-16

Firstly, big A should have a horror movie series starring as shark man, secondly seeing the Patrice painting on the wall made me sad, during Ants nightly race rants he must catch a glimpse of the painting and think, not that one, he was people, he was my friend.

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

No girls allowed

1 jtormeyx 2017-12-16

It's like a solar eclipse in a jar, on Mondays only.

1 faded77087 2017-12-16

Yes they are. The compound is a great place

1 Ezze777 2017-12-16

Can't decide if Ant was a serial killer who drove Christine or lead singer of Quiet riot

1 crookedmile 2017-12-16

The inmates are running the asylum.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

Big A is a truly incredible human being