r/opieandanthony: Wuttup sockcuckas! Welcome to anutha episode of Ms Chippahson's safe ass fuckin school for ass fuckas who fuck my ass safely while dey is drivin.

Wuttup sockcuckas! Welcome to anutha episode of Ms Chippahson's safe ass fuckin school for ass fuckas who fuck my ass safely while dey is drivin.

191 2017-12-16 by justneedtologin

137 comments

1 UnclePaulsDayCare 2017-12-16

Sidebar pls.

1 _snoop_ 2017-12-16

Soundbar pls

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-16

Cellblock C

1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-16

1st dibs on the asshole.

1 GableXX 2017-12-16

I'll take last.

1 Griz-x 2017-12-16

I would gladly suck the flavor out of Mrs Chippersons asshole. She's a national treasure.

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

Damn let me give that mugg a little kiss

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

U/MCChippah comment?

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1 goo-gobbler 2017-12-16

Oh what a nice lil Saturday morning treat

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

/u/MCChippah comment?

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Datz vulgah

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

wana trade some nudez babez? show me ya cootah and ill show u my PECKAH

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Lazt time I played trade my muddah gotz madz cuz I traded da car for sum beanz diz guy sed wood make mah bubbaz bigger...

1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-12-16

You are such a fucking fag

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

This is Reddit not the mirror cuzz

1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-12-16

Damn

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

But it’s pretty accurate- so in all good job 👍🏻

1 Creattol 2017-12-16

How accurate is it exactly?

1 Bobojohn 2017-12-16

prove it or arties ghost will haunt you

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

He’s already going to...

1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-12-16

This must weird you out on some level, no?

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Sure it does but I’m kinda used to it

1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-12-16

I'm sure. If nothing else you've handled this neckbeard hive with aplomb.

1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2017-12-16

Wanna meet up with me at a Walmart near philly? We can browse the electronics section and crack each other up with jokes n shit.

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Thankz babe day soundz awsum but my muddah worned me of meetin strangerz

1 BullsLawDan 2017-12-16

Sure it does but I’m kinda used to it

Broke character.

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

I’m not responding in character on here silly

1 Sicboy69 2017-12-16

What are your feelings regarding analingus?

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

👍🏻👍🏻

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-12-16

What are your feelings on black men?

1 boofk 2017-12-16

This is the important question.

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Love them. They are really good to white girls 👍🏻👌🏿

1 blackirishlad 2017-12-16

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

💋💋👌🏿👌🏿

1 boofk 2017-12-16

That's sarcasm right?

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

No. Not at all

1 boofk 2017-12-16

Not sure if you read the side bar, but race traitors are not welcome here!

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Oh well... on that not I will see myself out gentlemen...

1 ppeachy 2017-12-16

Insane bitch into niggers. Checks out

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Fawk YeH

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

I hope you do this at work. If you do this in your free time, I don't want anything to do with you.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

the irony of you making this statement when you are on welfare IRL

1 JansVespa 2017-12-16

I'm not on welfare, faggot.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

tell me more

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

Moron

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

day drinker

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

It's 5:40 pm

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

you post on /r/opieandanthony on a saturday night

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

Yes. I also phantasize about getting fucked by a trap

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

"I want nothing to do with you", said the drinking alone posting on r/opieandanthony on Saturday night

1 GableXX 2017-12-16

I used to like you, now I'm not so sure anymore.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

pm me pics

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

I'm in a fake American restaurant in Germany with my annoying giiirlfriend

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

No you aren't.

1 Opprobriousness 2017-12-16

Sounds like a good time to me, but I spend my Saturdays drinking alone and posting on r/opieandanthony .

1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-12-16

So do you stupid

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-16

But it's one of the best places on the internet.

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

Everybody needs a helping hand sometimes. What matters is that we all do our best.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

In the mean time, make Cumia-esque comments, oblivious to one's own hypocrisy, on reddit.com

1 justneedtologin 2017-12-16

I'm unemployed

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16

Nice work with the moles

1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2017-12-16

It's not the first time an ms paint from this sub has made me horny.

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

Ants ass?

1 buryonedeep 2017-12-16

Fuck me Berber!

1 GableXX 2017-12-16

I've been looking for that one btw. Got a link?

1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-12-16

just look at /u/justneedtologin 's posts you lazy fuck

1 Delicious_Apes 2017-12-16

https://i.imgur.com/9pjWkOK.png

More

https://i.imgur.com/s4u1Wev.png

https://i.imgur.com/n3qFp44.png

https://i.imgur.com/gXoy91E.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/IEtAjMA.png

https://i.imgur.com/tZzXYu0.png

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-16

Good egg of the year

1 Billy_Curdle 2017-12-16

That's vulgar

1 MerrillKalinsCorpse 2017-12-16

Her pussy beef matches the car upholstery.

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-16

Ed gein wishes he had that kind of skill

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16

I feel like her pussy and ass hole smells like the place in the mall where the food court and perfume shop mix smells and u get whiffs of mini burgers and Chanel No. 5

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-16

Lemme get up in that asshole woman. Haaaamburger

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-12-16

Uhhhhh shucky ducky, quack quackkkk

1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-12-16

that sounds wonderful.

1 aegrotatio 2017-12-16

And where the Sbarros is next door to the puppy pet store.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16

Or where the cheap shushi place is next to the leather goods store

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

You paint pictures with words.

1 Dawgsie 2017-12-16

The misplaced effort that goes on in this subreddit is astonishing. We could achieve something great if we all just stopped coming here, yet we quite rightly persist.

1 redtheftauto 2017-12-16

We could be stealing soundbars and murdering our children

1 Dawgsie 2017-12-16

Like I said, we could all achieve something...

1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-16

Taking a Cumia brother to the People's Court and getting him to announce to the world that he is not a pedophile.

1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-16

No we could not

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2017-12-16

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop, etc etc

1 Al_Pacinos_Wig 2017-12-16

Yeah guys let's channel our anger into something positive like taking down Drumpf!

Who's with me?

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

Greatness is a habit, not an act.

1 JoeyTheZa 2017-12-16

Right? Like I could finally get on with my suicide

1 redtheftauto 2017-12-16

How long did this take?

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-16

I came in about 3 minutes.

1 timallenonacid 2017-12-16

Ms Chipperson comment?

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-16

I’d be surprised if her asshole is even half that cute in real life.

1 redtheftauto 2017-12-16

Her asshole is 100% more haggard than what is in the pic.

But I feel like that goes along with what the artist was trying to convey. The Mrs Chipperson in the painting is an idealised version that she pictures herself as where as the actual Mrs chipperson is a psyche ward escapee held together by the miracles of modern medicine.

1 vichenleyssister 2017-12-16

i wouldn't call it "miracles" in her case

1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-12-16

I used to be a colonoscopy tech and I've seen maybe a small handful of women over the age of 35 without nasty dangling hemorrhoids.

I'd bet her asshole has a little flesh colored piece of chewed gum hanging off of it.

1 StuntPeckah 2017-12-16

You should post work stories more often...

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Don't use nice, beta words like "cute" to sexually describe women, you weird, sexually nebbish little low testosterone faggot. I know most people here are too beta to care but to natural alpha males like me, it produces an involuntary, almost nauseating level of disgust and contempt.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-16

You seem like one of those real insecure gentleman with a small penis.

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Dude she has such a pretty, cute little pussy! I'd love to kiss her :3

1 faustok 2017-12-16

Your "thing" isn't that funny dude.

1 itrits 2017-12-16

That the BIT you DOPE

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Really embarrassing attempt at a reframe

You should create a Word document and practice typing detached sounding replies until you figure out how to make them convincing

Although no matter how convincing you are, it's hard to hide your true emotions and motivations when you're desperately defending affectionate, nebbish beta posts :3

1 faustok 2017-12-16

Dude you have "I am downvoted" in your thing there. You're way too self-aware for this to be amusing.

(h-how was that one?)

1 anonimescu 2017-12-16

Elliott please

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-16

And so it begins.

Just like 99% of the women that come here and think they can take the beating, she too shall regret her decision chatting with everyone here. This brings me great joy.

Not even /u/bam_seeds got a paint drawing! Step aside you black Ford fiesta it's time for an upgrade

1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-16

If there's one thing we can count on, it's that both of them will be extremely friendly to each other in public but are silently competing with and resenting each other right now.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-12-16

its amazing isn't it? meanwhile i've had fights with guys that ended up with us in the hospital. and i can't think a single bad thought about them.

1 ClownFartExpress 2017-12-16

Bams Seed is a guy that had a woman of color hold up a piece of paper for the camera.

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

I think it's petty and impolite to compare women like that. What's important is that they are showing us their tits.

1 Weekend_At_Benoits 2017-12-16

Ham and egger

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-16

Call me old fashioned, but I kind of wish one was done for her tits.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-16

My dick gettin hard tbh

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

is it just me or are you turned on more by the thought of eating a clean, slightly (very slightly) loosened asshole than pussy anymore

1 two_perrcent 2017-12-16

So did you resume torturing the small animals after you completed this drawing?

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-16

That's a complete compliment here.

1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-16

I hope this is the springboard to making her actually show those tits and asshole.

1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-16

Got to admit this is the most autistic shit I've seen on this board. Don't know how you did it, but you did. Peckas

1 zenicaone 2017-12-16

you sure this bitch doesnt have a peckha?

1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-16

We all know that stank-puss feels like sticking your dick in smashed roadkill w/ a hint of gravel.

1 aegrotatio 2017-12-16

I liked how you included the dozens of precancerous moles.

1 ricswrangler 2017-12-16

This is fake...I don't see her balls.

1 Tom_Stall 2017-12-16

Request: Lynsi Smigo-Hughes

1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-16

That's vulger

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Don't do it, guys.

I know you want to, but do not jerk off to this drawing like I know you're all trying to find a justifiable, face-saving way to do.

This drawing was posted under the guise of an attempt to be "funny", but in reality, the humorous aspect is just a plausibly deniable, face-saving excuse to draw pornographic images of her for the purposes of sexual fantasy.

You will notice most of these drawings caricature the subject in some exaggerated, unflattering way. This is just a realistic drawing, and much of it is actually trying to actively depict her in an flattering, attractive way

This image was created to serve a need. Since she started posting here, the >90% of this subreddit who are objectively, zoologically defined as beta males have started to talk to her in cute, friendly, endearing ways. Trying to win her over with jokes, attention and compliments. It's disgusting and pathetic.

She will never post nudes. Stop trying. It will never happen. She's here to parasite attention and ego supply and never give anything in return. Go masturbate and ejaculate that huge reserve of desperate beta male energy.

But the one thing more pathetic than subconsciously trying to get a girl to post nudes through flattery, is subconsciously drawing consolation jerk ofd material to satisfy the need, and doing it under the guise of a joke.

You know I'm right.

1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2017-12-16

I thought the joke was that miss chippah is being a fridget tease and not posting anything fappable, so the OP went all out and drew a realistic photo of her with her asshole spread open, as a "fuck you".

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

You're giving this sub too much credit. The respectable thing to do would have been to demand nudes before even acknowledging her, giving one chance to comply. Failing to win her over and then drawing a fictional version of your fantasy coming true after the fact, that didn't actually happen in real life, is pathetic and even makes one a possible candidate for suicide.

I would appreciate it if you be more careful not to minimise my great points in the future by defending people who you really have no reason to. You may psychologically slip into "testing" me like a girl would, posting contradictory replies so I respond explaining myself, minisiming the greatness of what I originally said, even though you never really believed the contradiction you posed to me. You're just striking an object to see if it's solid or hollow, which you shouldn't need to do. Be your own rock.

1 justneedtologin 2017-12-16

u/KillaKuhnsDeadSon is right on the money. Also you're a total psycho.

1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2017-12-16

Im trying to get myself testosterone to act like womanly.

1 itrits 2017-12-16

Nobody is jerking off to this you retard.

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Not an argument

I laid it all out pretty irrefutably

Your response was effeminate. Men use logic and rational debate, not emotion and empty statements

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

Why would it matter if she gets something out of this if we do to?

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

Can you fucking read? My post said the exact opposite. You won't get anything out of it. You will spend months building the rapport with the expectation of receiving nudes, whether consciously or subconsciously. She will enjoy the attention, use it for emotional sustenance, then give you nudes in return

1 Nulltor 2017-12-16

I get to talk to a real life female, don't you dare try to take that away from me.

1 fyisah 2017-12-16

You so rubbed you peckah while drawing this.

1 Leland_ 2017-12-16

opies tits are better

1 cabaretcabaret 2017-12-16

This get's hotter when you realise that in reality all her photos are taken by herself or her nephew.

1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-16

Shoulda screen capped it but saw ms chipperson on tinder awhile ago. Im not loying

1 Slothjew 2017-12-16

She had this coming.

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-16

Keep these coming. She'll eventually want to take back control of her image and she'll just give us the boobs we so justly deserve.

I have an odd feeling they are going to be a disappointment too. Two or three moles too close together, a weird/fake looking nipple, etc.

1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-12-16

Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it.

1 feelmikehawk 2017-12-16

Why is someone posting anime in this sub?

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-16

the irony of you making this statement when you are on welfare IRL

1 wgtragic 2017-12-16

wana trade some nudez babez? show me ya cootah and ill show u my PECKAH

1 GableXX 2017-12-16

I've been looking for that one btw. Got a link?

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-12-16

What are your feelings on black men?

1 boofk 2017-12-16

This is the important question.

1 MCChippah 2017-12-16

Love them. They are really good to white girls 👍🏻👌🏿

1 Phantas_Magorical 2017-12-16

Damn

1 justneedtologin 2017-12-16

I'm unemployed