r/opieandanthony: I have nothing to say other than look at the absolute size of this dude.

1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-12-16

When dod bib kelly meet the queen?

1 ArkL 2017-12-16

dod bib

You smelling burning hair over there friend?

1 GWARscientist 2017-12-16

DUUUUDE ya got your bangers & mash, ya got ya Buckingham palace BOOM your the royal shade caster .

1 Chippah69 2017-12-16

Fawk yeah he must be the Prince of Whales

1 TitanicTerrarium 2017-12-16

Home run futhah muckah!!

1 opieisterrible 2017-12-16

I hate that I'm incapable of reading that without chippahs voice in my head.

1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-16

He carries it well

1 ArkL 2017-12-16

You see those buttons? If one of them finally lets go it's gonna put a fucking hole clean through the Queen's head and take out the engine of some car down the road.

1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-16

Now that you mention it, the jacket does look a little snug.

1 tapatiomio 2017-12-16

Yeah, but still more put together than a lot would be.

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-12-16

Remember 6th grade science when they taught us potential energy?

Those buttons are the perfect example

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-12-16

The buttons are the real heroes here. That tailor should be knighted.

1 PatBattle1 2017-12-16

i'm about his size, wish i had a nice suit like that. all my clothes are from casual male XL and opieradio.com

1 semihat 2017-12-16

I saw a tv show about fat people. Can you get out of bed or do you have someone give you a sponge bath everyday?

1 PatBattle1 2017-12-16

i can walk but use my mobility scooter to get around longer distances. i also have to use a freedomwand to wipe my asshole. getting the gastric sleeve next year though!

1 DegenerateLoony 2017-12-16

Wasn't sure if you were legit til you dropped 'freedomwand'. Looked it up. It's a thing. Good luck with the sleeve, don't relapse. I'm serious. I'm sure there is some subreddit support group for it.

1 cantchangeorwont 2017-12-16

of course you're on the o&a sub. You're the nightmare I will become some day

1 PhilipMarma 2017-12-16

Is he the last beefeater?

1 nomorecompromise 2017-12-16

Probably on creatine monohydrate.

1 Burnt13 2017-12-16

That dude’s face does not equate to the amount of discomfort his body is or should be feeling. He is way too smug

1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-16

Body fat that is gained through feasting on the flesh of human infant does not have the same draining effect on the body, just the opposite. Louminatti yuma.

1 bornrevolution 2017-12-16

Lou Minatti what is he is the mafia or somethn?

1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-16

Fawk yeah dat mugs in the Lizard Peep'l Maab cuz

1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-16

Isn't that what all of their faces look like over there?

1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-12-16

Fat fag

1 ArkL 2017-12-16

That's hurtful and I want an apology but what about the guy in the photo?

1 Irishnavy33 2017-12-16

Dude u got ur tea, u got ur crumpets, boom.

1 cantchangeorwont 2017-12-16

A+

1 Irishnavy33 2017-12-16

I wonder what he would look like bald.

1 AI_BorIand 2017-12-16

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/antagonists/images/5/54/Wilson_Fisk_Earth-194111.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150228111818

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-16

Arrrgh ha ha harrrgh arrrgh

1 FakeTrending 2017-12-16

One deep breath and one of those buttons assassinates the Queen

1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-16

Those last 3 words there just put you on an illuminati hit list.

1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-16

And what do you think YOUR last 3 words just did?

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16

I suck peckers . (heh heh)

1 rahtin 2017-12-16

She has about the same wealth and influence as the youngest Walton cousin at this point.

1 LetsGoToThePhones 2017-12-16

HA HAHO-LY SHIT! I've legit never laughed this hard at a reddit comment in my life.

1 throwbenny 2017-12-16

Then they'd be buttoffs or sumthin tsss

1 faustok 2017-12-16

He must have got bank vault designers to tailor the jacket for him as it is.

1 BoatHack2 2017-12-16

You can't fool me. That's clearly three 7 year olds stacked on top of one another trying to sneak past the guards at Buckingham Palace.

1 cdisc 2017-12-16

He might need a seat belt extender when he flies.

1 oldgravyleggs 2017-12-16

Steve Martin has put on some weight

1 Bmrolu209 2017-12-16

The new drama movie starting Bob Kelly as The Queens mattress. A Louie Beanz production

1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-16

I did find it bizarre that I am physically fit, have a decent diet, and work hard. But I got cancer and this monstrosity doesn't.

1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-12-16

What kind of cancer? What is your treatment?

1 Jungies 2017-12-16

Are you sure you didn't get a false positive on the test, from accidentally hearing an Opie pop-up?

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-16

I'm just glad to know healthy people get it too.

1 David_Tosk 2017-12-16

Did they cut it out? Also I tagged you as "cancer"

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16

Life does not make sense dude. I had a buddy in college whos mom smoked 3 packs of marlboro reds for 30 years, maybe more. She got lung cancer and beat it. My other friend, whos mom never smoked a cig in her life, got long cancer and was dead in a year of being diagnosed. Figure that one out.

1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-16

Cigarettes make you strong.

1 Boredghost77 2017-12-16

They always do those stories about people who live to 100 and they are all "yeah i smoked everyday and ate garbage"

1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-12-16

Fuck man, I'm sorry. I blame Sam.

1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-16

The queen really is starting to look more and more like a demon every day.

1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-16

Old cunt on that David Icke Reptilian swing

1 Sicboy69 2017-12-16

Who knew Humpty Dumpty actually exists.

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-12-16

Pretty good looking guy.

1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-16

You know what dude?

1 doodoopeepees 2017-12-16

Thats the royal families food tester right?

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-16

I hate how he looks so happy

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-16

Stop saying my thoughts.

1 ecxospruce 2017-12-16

I had to google, he is David Morgan-Hewitt, a hotel manager.

1 hitch21 2017-12-16

Not for long at that size and age

1 Trueduhtective 2017-12-16

Eight years ago, when he was said to be 20 stone, he was reported to be huffing and puffing at a lavish Bollinger-fuelled 150th anniversary dinner at Tate Britain.

What was the cause of his ire: substandard food? Inadequately chilled champagne?

No, he was worried that the flimsy stackable chairs on offer wouldn’t support his ample frame.

He preferred three chairs to one, as he crossly demonstrated to awestruck diners — one to take the central load, with another on either side for extra support.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16

Thats baller

1 68rouge 2017-12-16

What size tent is that?

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-16

Thats Prince Phillip. He's enjoying his retirement.

1 hitch21 2017-12-16

Those buttons should of been considered a national security risk. Could of took her eye out.

1 Could_have_listened 2017-12-16

could of

Did you mean could've?

I am a bot account.

1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-12-16

How does someone that fat live that long? I dont think I've ever seen a morbidly obese 70-80 year old. Are we sure this is real and not just some shitty UK comic doing one of his wacky "guy in a fat suit" characters?

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-16

You know what duuuude. Ya got ya tea, ya cumprets... then boom, you're hanging out with the queen

1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-16

Weren't these bosses in the Witcher?

1 alobesmooth 2017-12-16

The royal family has to ride bitch between two fat fucks now after the Princess Di incident. They're like airbags that smell like sweaty ass.

1 JessupJessupJessup 2017-12-16

he looks like nanny from count duckula

1 PatricesProgeny 2017-12-16

We've found him lads....the biggest nonce to ever nonce!

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-16

Fuck Artie, we need thoughts and prayers for Bobby.