Don't let Opie's Cuban cackle hound for hire see this or else we will be subjected to tales of how he spent 42 million dollars footing the bill for Roland's Food Court which recorded a new episode once every 3 months.
BONUS- He will also tell us how he shouldn't have introduced Roland to his super cool chef friends.
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31 comments
1 PatBattle1 2017-12-16
i have to admit it's my favorite show and im jealous as fuck. but fuck roland the snitch!
1 burlapsack69 2017-12-16
I truly love how your posts fill me with rage until I see the username.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-16
I hate when fat dudes grow a goattee to remind me they have a chin
1 andycumiashow 2017-12-16
For the first time ever, starting at Roland, Guy Fieri is unable to eat.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-16
Roland in Heart attack city, on fatass avenue eating at diabetes diner
1 cottonsweatpants 2017-12-16
Did you scribble that on notebook paper?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-16
no but I definitely took a couple minutes to think about it
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2017-12-16
Guy has hand in front of his face ready to deflect any shrapnel surely coming from Rolands chewing
1 TheToolMan 2017-12-16
What show was this?
1 garypip 2017-12-16
DDD 1/20/2017
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-16
Why'd they name it after Roland's cup size?
1 garypip 2017-12-16
It was actually after the Opsters.
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-12-16
He really looks like they combined the worst features of completely different people.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-16
Guy and that broad look genuinely concerned for Roland. Their eyes are screaming for him to stop killing himself.
1 cottonsweatpants 2017-12-16
He looks like a hip humpty dumpty
1 CobraStrikingBaby_ 2017-12-16
At least he is wearing a slimming outfit
1 Chippah69 2017-12-16
I wish his fat ass good luck
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-12-16
Don't let Opie's Cuban cackle hound for hire see this or else we will be subjected to tales of how he spent 42 million dollars footing the bill for Roland's Food Court which recorded a new episode once every 3 months.
BONUS- He will also tell us how he shouldn't have introduced Roland to his super cool chef friends.
BONUS 2- Opie is a faggot.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-12-16
Wearing athletic shorts and not a hint of athleticism
1 68rouge 2017-12-16
Thats a great look with the collar shirt. What a fat tub of shit. He will turn fag by default
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-12-16
Is that opie in the window? He knows Roland won't last long eating that food before he can make another viral spiral hit.
1 JoeyButtlicker 2017-12-16
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEE!
1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-16
He's not a big fat person. He's a foodie.
1 Sockucucka 2017-12-16
That fat fuck must have huge leg muscles to carry all that shit, under all the blubber of course.
1 OPsniffspeckahsuckas 2017-12-16
Of course he's halfway through a plate of bacon.
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1 762x39mm 2017-12-16
he wonders why he can't find a girlfriend... my god
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16
Why can't Roland ever wear clothing that fits properly. It just seens uncomfortable.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-16
He looks like a retarded obese mafia don.
1 ffffantomas 2017-12-16
I bet Roland carries a hand towel to restaurants to wipe the sweat away
1 Joemomma101 2017-12-16
I wonder what Carl thinks of this? Isn't Guy Fiery his boss, and Roland his arch enemy?
1 ZsquaredplusX 2017-12-16
Is it? Or is it some random fat guy?
...oh wait. I don't care. Disregard this. I'm going to kill myself now.