Where do you boys get your hookers?

8  2017-12-15 by Single_Action_Army

Ol' nigga Army had a great month and I'm looking to waste it Lil' Jimmy style (without the part where the girls have dicks.) Craigslist in the Chicago area is seedy as fuck and is mostly ghetto trash. Backpages is alright but they're hard to filter through and no one ever posts much beyond a number. Eros is okay but they're mostly overpriced. I'd rather not blow more than $250.
Where do you fellas get that mad PUSS?

24 comments

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-12-15

Goddamn you're in Chicago area too? I used to go to allstars on grand and mannheim for before it burned down. I just use plenty of fish these days though. Mannheim Rd, stone park has a few joints that is easy enough to at least get head. Rough neighborhood though.

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-12-15

All stars was the best though by far. Miss that mugg

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

Plenty of Fish has the quality I come to expect from a free site.
Wanna just meet up and jerk each other off?

1  Canned_Laugh 2017-12-15

Yea that's why I like it. Easy slurs that just wanna fuck. And as tempting as that sounds I'm on my way to vegas till Tuesday. Fucking ohare can suck my cock.

1  RacksDiciprine 2017-12-15

Hope you put in your time at the range as to limit your misses

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-15

fuck your white privilege.

1  ghenghisJawn 2017-12-15

The erotic review. Gotta pay though

1  CasinoIndian 2017-12-15

Grindr

1  RacksDiciprine 2017-12-15

Hit up the strip clubs and find the girl who also escorts. Every strip club has a few. And you get to sample the selection ahead of time. Usually the shitty clubs have the most hookers but then you have to worry about herpes and such so buyer beware. The nice clubs might have a girl who does it but she is gona charge you a fortune. Best deal is to shop around and find one that fits your situation best. Its like finding the right Dog but the hooker charges extra to lick the peanut butter off of your ass and balls

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

Ah, I see what you're saying.
I should just buy a dog and peanut butter.

1  RacksDiciprine 2017-12-15

Less chance of warts afterwards

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

Higher chance of rabies

1  throwawawyy2 2017-12-15

Go for the tubby ones. They might have everything but not aids at least.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-15

eros.com

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-12-15

Adult work dot com.

1  David_Tosk 2017-12-15

I'd rather die alone than pay for it

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

The former is gonna happen no matter what

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

You're gonna die alone regardless

1  Joemomma101 2017-12-15

I go to Asian massage parlors. It's cheap as fuck where I live. I pay 50 bucks and get a 30 minute massage and a blowjob. 30 bucks for the massage, 20 bucks for the blowjob. I go to places where they are not actually sex slaves. But I go to the places that do Hair and Nails, but are not very busy. So they are desperate for business, and will do it for very cheap.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

I like me them yella people. Tight CUNTS, if you catch my drift.
Any of them ever fuck you?

1  Toss__Pot 2017-12-15

I live in a diverse urban area, prossies literally sit on my neighbour's wall.

1  dochattan 2017-12-15

You're implying anyone on this sub ever gets laid.

1  LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-12-15

Smellin' bacon. Call this bitch out on this sub, bbbbbbbbooooyyyyssss! You are in Chicago and don't know where to get a hooker? How bout any black stripper, dummy. Oh yea, oink oink.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-15

Looking to copulate with human beings

1  rahtin 2017-12-15

Backpage has everything from $50 to $500 girls. Cops don't give a shit here, they just want it off the streets.

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-12-15

Buy a girl a drink at a bar and talk with her.

1  hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-12-15

Grindr