He's reminding us that within the span of this year, he exed out his wife and replaced her. It's sick..I know some here think the "Patton killed his wife" stuff is lame. But I am serious, there's something to this.
There are things repeated here that have far less basis in reality than this:
Non murderers usually take 3-6 months to mourn a lost spouse. Even if he didn't murder her, which he did, he found her replacement in that time which is creepy as fuck no matter how you look at it.
Both. She's gonna fuck another guy and then Patton will write an op-ed apology piece in which he admits to having asked women out in the past and begs for the public's forgiveness while also praising his ex-wife for being such an empowered and proud woman that's not afraid to take what she wants.
It really creeps me out the way he includes his kid. It's good that his next victim has a connection with the kid, but it's almost like she's a buffer to stop them from actually connecting.
What's the point of grooming your next victim if you're not even going to connect with them?
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1 idamnedit 2017-12-15
There is not statute of limitations.
1 ecuabron 2017-12-15
A man of limited stature
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-12-15
This is disturbing stuff
1 oandauser 2017-12-15
He's reminding us that within the span of this year, he exed out his wife and replaced her. It's sick..I know some here think the "Patton killed his wife" stuff is lame. But I am serious, there's something to this.
There are things repeated here that have far less basis in reality than this:
Joe cumia spit Bam fathered Opie's kids
1 xdavidjx 2017-12-15
I completely believe it, and I think she helped him do it
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-15
I hate conspiracy theories and everyone that believe in it. But this dude fucking killed his wife.
1 KennethFresno 2017-12-15
I don't know if it still counts as a theory when the murderer is flaunting it constantly.
1 dom6502 2017-12-15
Is also believe he didn't kill her, but he hated her so he let her die. Like the chick in breaking bad
1 cottonsweatpants 2017-12-15
Do you see the joy in his daughter's face?
Wouldn't be surprised if she's the real brains behind this operation.
1 KennethFresno 2017-12-15
Non murderers usually take 3-6 months to mourn a lost spouse. Even if he didn't murder her, which he did, he found her replacement in that time which is creepy as fuck no matter how you look at it.
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-15
What will happen first? Will he be outed as a sexual predator or will she cheat on him with a normal man that doesn't look like a troll?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-12-15
Both. She's gonna fuck another guy and then Patton will write an op-ed apology piece in which he admits to having asked women out in the past and begs for the public's forgiveness while also praising his ex-wife for being such an empowered and proud woman that's not afraid to take what she wants.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-15
Do you think his new wife was also in on the murder? I do.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-15
Her tits look so great. Sad that all the action they'll see is the 3 drops of cum that Pattons chode will belch out onto them
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-15
I hear once you mouthfuck your cold wife while shes od-ing on fentanyl nothing really compares anymore
1 frrunkis 2017-12-15
HAHA HO-LEE SHIIT!
1 GableXX 2017-12-15
Man. It's so ominous with the happy Hall and Oates in the background. It's like he's dancing on her grave.
1 rahtin 2017-12-15
It really creeps me out the way he includes his kid. It's good that his next victim has a connection with the kid, but it's almost like she's a buffer to stop them from actually connecting.
What's the point of grooming your next victim if you're not even going to connect with them?
1 helobious1 2017-12-15
This reminds me of the Zapruder film, only with more murder.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-15
This woman marked her days by marrying Patton Oswalt. These people have repeat behaviors, watch and see.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-12-15
I want to punch the broad in the black dress right in the face.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-12-15
OOOOOH!!!!
1 masao50025 2017-12-15
The only twist I want Oswalt to have is for him to twist his neck 180 degrees
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-12-15
His new wife legit posted something after the marriage like "I finally got my own family my very own!!!" the fucking kids mom is barely cold.
1 brmlb 2017-12-15
men turn into such faggots around women. guarantee the majority of those likes and retweets are all stupid cunts
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-15
I hear once you mouthfuck your cold wife while shes od-ing on fentanyl nothing really compares anymore