I think about the first time I met my iPhone ten years ago & it made fun of my pants (that were tattered because I was poor). Dumbfounded I stared at it speechless and it said to me “what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong”.
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1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-14
Face recognition is the gayest and dumbest thing ever. Stop trying to be fucking Spudz Buckley in Space.
Be a normal person and make a password such as comic630.
Gooks. Peckers.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-14
Morning Bear-Man!
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-14
I don't get why they're mad - THEY BUILT the fuckin' thing!
1 Superbad415 2017-12-14
Does this mean we can say they all look the same? If cutting edge technology can’t distinguish them apart I mean cmon
1 charleskealyphoto 2017-12-14
wow that's pretty hilarious
1 two_perrcent 2017-12-14
God got lazy when he was making the last 2.5 billion people and just mashed ctrl+p repeatedly.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-12-14
You mean ctrl+v?
1 two_perrcent 2017-12-14
Ugh, yeah, I meant ctrl+v.
car crash
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-14
Control Peckah
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-12-14
I think about the first time I met my iPhone ten years ago & it made fun of my pants (that were tattered because I was poor). Dumbfounded I stared at it speechless and it said to me “what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong”.
1 NUGGETRY420 2017-12-14
Amazing fuck that retarded cunt
1 Lilcumia 2017-12-14
Yeah. If you have a twin or look too similar to someone they can unlock the next phone? What's her problem?
1 Belchides 2017-12-14
He was howling on the phone for hourzzzzz
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-14
ME: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A STROKE WHEN YOU GET THAT FAAAWKIN BILL, BRO!
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-14
They also put pee pee in her Coke
1 ChipperClegane 2017-12-14
Picturing Patrice's ghost howling is a little Spooky.
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-14
It's dark humor.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-14
Does this mean the lunar landing site of apollo 11 can unlock ant's phone?
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-14
Heaven? Please...
That fat eggplant is rotting in a coffin with worms feasting on all that leftover Kool-Aid n BBQ sauce.
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-14
Let's be fair - anyone that can piss liquid birthday cake must be some kind of deity. Who had a bad diet-y.
1 holodog 2017-12-14
Ah so.
1 Ona75 2017-12-14
That nigga still in pergatory waiting for the forklift to free up
1 dmix 2017-12-14
I come to this sub for it's tolerance and acceptance of other cultures. American and their "president" could take note!
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-14
I don’t think that’s actually Chinese.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-14
Thankfully we can get a thoughtful and safe-space friendly translation honoring their native language and culture.
1 DaveNone 2017-12-14
Hopefully it will have a built in pocket pussy or cock attachment so the people who buy them will stop reproducing and eventually die out.
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-14
And as "holy" as the rubbers Von kept in her fuck-drawer.