The only thing that truly freaks me out about him are his thumbs. In this picture, you can barely see, he is punching his thumb and pointer finger together. And his fucking thumb is as long as his pointer finger basically fully extend. Horrendous
More likely he shared her with some wrestler. Given that Jess isn't all that hot (like Bubba's ex who got Hulkster cock), I figure Sam's paying to raise the child of The Honky Tonk Man.
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1 Pr0gNuT 2017-12-14
He'd look better without that pile of pubes on his head. Stop trying to pretend you aren't going bald and just shave your fucking head you faggot.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2017-12-14
Get a load of Homer Simpson mouth over here.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-14
And Krusty hair
1 xxmikekxx 2017-12-14
He used to be Sideshow Bob. Time is a bitch
1 opiesucks 2017-12-14
[cave man sam]{https://static1.squarespace.com/static/523353c4e4b08346f3becc5f/52336055e4b08e30928172bf/523360c0e4b00100a23c6e64/1380140416383/Screen+shot+2013-09-13+at+3.00.02+PM.png?format=500w}
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-12-14
He looks like a fucking wax figure
1 ForPolWithLove 2017-12-14
Shave your head you Larry Fine look-a-like muthafucka
1 JG0923 2017-12-14
He’s bald
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-12-14
This was the exact face made the moment before the wheel was discovered.
1 MiniChipper 2017-12-14
tss more like ne ander short or sumpthin tss
1 ballsymcgee 2017-12-14
The only thing that truly freaks me out about him are his thumbs. In this picture, you can barely see, he is punching his thumb and pointer finger together. And his fucking thumb is as long as his pointer finger basically fully extend. Horrendous
1 AntwansBobo 2017-12-14
Sammy Old Muffins
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-14
There is a person who he looks exactly like, but I can't put my finger on who. I feel like it's a really shitty low level stand up comic from the 80's
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-14
Bulletin: his wife will leave him when their child is around 10-12 years old.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-14
Prayer: make this happen sooner
1 feelmikehawk 2017-12-14
Cosh-toom
1 blackirishlad 2017-12-14
goddamn, that hair is moving back fast.
1 dopaminenotyours 2017-12-14
Jess let this thing penetrate her, and decided he's a good fit for the father and protector of her child.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-14
More likely he shared her with some wrestler. Given that Jess isn't all that hot (like Bubba's ex who got Hulkster cock), I figure Sam's paying to raise the child of The Honky Tonk Man.
1 WhoGotCourt 2017-12-14
HGH is a helluva drug.
1 McGowan9 2017-12-14
Only guys with strong chins look good with a beard. Having said that, he probably couldn't look any worse so nothing to lose.