Oh look, it's Guy who says X drug is overrated even though he doesn't necessarily feel that way, just to let every person in a thread know he's done that drug because he's still at the stage of life where he thinks drugs are cool rather than just a necessary part of psychological maintainence
He couldn't even make up a better band than that? He did not do coke and he did not go to see James Taylor. I'm guessing that Opie and his friend Buzzy smoked a couple of Marlboro Lights, got a mild nicotine buzz, and hung out at a pizza parlor playing arcade games all the while hoping that the "totally hot" 4/10 waitress would fuck them.
They tried to put him on trial for drug possession and being in the mafia but he threw so many quality zingers at the prosecutor that the whole courtroom was howling and it resulted in a mistrial.
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1 Kalikhead 2017-12-14
But it was Geneseo coke.
1 bsack420 2017-12-14
Sniff
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-14
Opie is a fraud. I thought we covered this already.
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2017-12-14
That break also has a glimpse of "Dumb Jim Norton", when the Morning Mash Up sent Opie a cake, and Jim read what was put on it.
"Congrate, Ope! Love, The Morning Mash Up!... They're congratulating you!"
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-14
https://soundcloud.com/user-32151030/2-minutes-of-opie-raqio-hate-4100
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-14
But what d ours it smell like?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-14
Oh look, it's Guy who says X drug is overrated even though he doesn't necessarily feel that way, just to let every person in a thread know he's done that drug because he's still at the stage of life where he thinks drugs are cool rather than just a necessary part of psychological maintainence
1 KangolVos 2017-12-14
He couldn't even make up a better band than that? He did not do coke and he did not go to see James Taylor. I'm guessing that Opie and his friend Buzzy smoked a couple of Marlboro Lights, got a mild nicotine buzz, and hung out at a pizza parlor playing arcade games all the while hoping that the "totally hot" 4/10 waitress would fuck them.
1 slothscantswim 2017-12-14
Strongly disagree.
1 slothscantswim 2017-12-14
You suck though.
1 seanyc123 2017-12-14
They tried to put him on trial for drug possession and being in the mafia but he threw so many quality zingers at the prosecutor that the whole courtroom was howling and it resulted in a mistrial.
1 MonsteRain 2017-12-14
more than 10 mg*
1 KangolVos 2017-12-14
The Opster seeing James Taylor by himself? You're onto something there.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-14
Dude, he couldn't remember because he was too busy fighting a Frenchman under water.
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-14
He also managed to win an underwater melee with a Frenchman somewhere in there
1 prdctplcmnt 2017-12-14
Meth is truly where it's at. Cheap as fuck and lasts quite a while
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-12-14
Fucking true.
1 meanmug247 2017-12-14
It smells wonderful
1 DOGOLOGY 2017-12-14
I'm an myself and I've done drugs. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not defined by apples and oranges but I prefer oranges. ???