This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 88%. (I'm a bot)
"Super-Size Me" director Morgan Spurlock on Wednesday admitted to a history of sexual misconduct that reaches back to his college days.
Another moment of sexual impropriety the filmmaker shared is of a sexual harassment suit that he settled approximately eight years ago.
In the post, Spurlock asked whether these instances of sexual impropriety were caused by the sexual abuse he said he suffered as a boy and teenager, that his father left or because he suffers from alcoholism and depression.
"Recently, I have found myself inspired time and again by the heroes coming forward sharing their stories about the abuse they have suffered at the hands of powerful men, when I realized 'wait, I raped a woman, and sexually harassed a coworker and paid to cover it up.' But now I'm seeking help so its alright."
We began fooling around, she pushed me off, then we laid in the bed and talked and laughed some more, and then began fooling around again. We took off our clothes. She said she didn’t want to have sex, so we laid together, and talked, and kissed, and laughed, and then we started having sex. The woman then began to cry, and he said he stopped and attempted to comfort her. I believed she was feeling better, he wrote. She believed she was raped.
This is some nightmare fuel shit. The second you realise a woman is crazy, just get the fuck out. Go jerk off, go get a hooker, whatever. These crazy bitches put people in jail. If Patrice was alive today the hoe that sent him to jail would have a book coming out about how much of a monster he is and how she was strong enough to live her life afterwards.
That moron should have left after she said she didnt want to have sex, took her clothes off and said it again. No good comes from some crazy asshole woman like that.
the paragraph starting with, "we began fooling around" is the biggest mind fuck I have ever read. THATS NOT FUCKING RAPE SHE FUCKED CUZ SHE WANTED TO FUCK. holy fuck women really are trying to take over
We began fooling around, she pushed me off, then we laid in the bed and talked and laughed some more, and then began fooling around again. We took off our clothes. She said she didn’t want to have sex, so we laid together, and talked, and kissed, and laughed, and then we started having sex. The woman then began to cry, and he said he stopped and attempted to comfort her. I believed she was feeling better, he wrote. She believed she was raped.
This is some nightmare fuel shit. The second you realise a woman is crazy, just get the fuck out. Go jerk off, go get a hooker, whatever. These crazy bitches put people in jail. If Patrice was alive today the hoe that sent him to jail would have a book coming out about how much of a monster he is and how she was strong enough to live her life afterwards.
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1 Griz-x 2017-12-14
This is fucking awful and you should feel bad about yourself
1 OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2017-12-14
No bigger turd or radio bore than him. I hope he and Gregg Hughes team up.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-12-14
He should do a documentary called Super Rape Me wherein he attempts to rape and get away with rape every day for a month.
Seriously though, this guy's a douche but come on, let's not give all jilted exes this silver bullet.
1 autotldr 2017-12-14
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 88%. (I'm a bot)
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1 nopq91 2017-12-14
"Recently, I have found myself inspired time and again by the heroes coming forward sharing their stories about the abuse they have suffered at the hands of powerful men, when I realized 'wait, I raped a woman, and sexually harassed a coworker and paid to cover it up.' But now I'm seeking help so its alright."
PR wizardry here
1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-14
PRJew wizardry here1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-12-14
Read it and ask yourself how we got to where society is right now.
1 Mr_Plakton 2017-12-14
This is some nightmare fuel shit. The second you realise a woman is crazy, just get the fuck out. Go jerk off, go get a hooker, whatever. These crazy bitches put people in jail. If Patrice was alive today the hoe that sent him to jail would have a book coming out about how much of a monster he is and how she was strong enough to live her life afterwards.
1 xyniphis 2017-12-14
That moron should have left after she said she didnt want to have sex, took her clothes off and said it again. No good comes from some crazy asshole woman like that.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-12-14
He called a girl hotpants and DIDNT fuck a chick who didnt want to fuck, and he has cheated on his girlfriends.
We have hit it. Here we are. Male sexuality is now officially wrong.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-14
the paragraph starting with, "we began fooling around" is the biggest mind fuck I have ever read. THATS NOT FUCKING RAPE SHE FUCKED CUZ SHE WANTED TO FUCK. holy fuck women really are trying to take over
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-14
I love that there's so many of these that they have to organise them now.
1 buryonedeep 2017-12-14
This man is so desperate for attention that he has to accuse himself of sexual misconduct to get in the news.
1 Mr_Plakton 2017-12-14
This is some nightmare fuel shit. The second you realise a woman is crazy, just get the fuck out. Go jerk off, go get a hooker, whatever. These crazy bitches put people in jail. If Patrice was alive today the hoe that sent him to jail would have a book coming out about how much of a monster he is and how she was strong enough to live her life afterwards.