It's very ironic that Sam Roberts was the nucleus of the Scorch hate. Let's think about this for one second. On the one hand, you've got:
A complete moron with a terrible sense of humor.
Completely unwarranted feelings of self-confidence.
An odd looking fellow with a disturbing forehead.
Terrible voice for a radio personality.
Constantly drives bad bits into the ground.
Has no chemistry with guests or co-hosts.
Is an old faggot trying to crack into the fake wrestling business
and will never make it.
Belongs on the radio during off hours in a very small, obscure market
Sam and Scorch are the same person, only Sam is a Jew weasel. Here's the only difference. Scorch deserve every penny he makes and Sam is an anemic, ugly piece of Hebrew shit.
Don't GET too EXCITED, ladies. To get with PERFECTION, you HAVE to meet SCORCH's requirements for a ROMANTIC PARTNER!!!! You have to BE wealthy and SUCCESSFUL, like SCORCH!!! No FATTIES!!!!
Aliens send him to us as some kind of fifth colonist, they modeled him after what they observed in a previous visit tousands of years ago, when they noticed his love for WWE and microwaved fast food they abandoned the project
28 comments
1 Subeck 2017-12-14
A god amongst men
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-14
Scorch is timid of us, we're like nuclear material; either a source of awesome power... or cancer.
1 [deleted] 2017-12-14
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1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-14
He's a good egg and hung in there through all the muck. That's a champ to me.
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-12-14
Did Scorch actually make that analogy? Sounds too creative and actually funny.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-14
Nah, I did.
I'm all shy now but thanks.
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-12-14
Don't be a fag. It was PFG.
1 dmix 2017-12-14
I still dont know what PFG stands for and I refuse to Google it. I'm sticking with "Pretty Fucking Gay".
1 SibHashian13 2017-12-14
Yeah. Take it back
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-14
Cut dat part out babe!
1 pithypariah 2017-12-14
Dog hair.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-14
Piss
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2017-12-14
yellow paint
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2017-12-14
Naked
1 SibHashian13 2017-12-14
Bakowza
1 pfg-sciple 2017-12-14
I am 99% SURE that is ONLY a MYTH!!!!
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-14
It's very ironic that Sam Roberts was the nucleus of the Scorch hate. Let's think about this for one second. On the one hand, you've got:
A complete moron with a terrible sense of humor.
Completely unwarranted feelings of self-confidence.
An odd looking fellow with a disturbing forehead.
Terrible voice for a radio personality.
Constantly drives bad bits into the ground.
Has no chemistry with guests or co-hosts.
Is an old faggot trying to crack into the fake wrestling business and will never make it.
Belongs on the radio during off hours in a very small, obscure market
Sam and Scorch are the same person, only Sam is a Jew weasel. Here's the only difference. Scorch deserve every penny he makes and Sam is an anemic, ugly piece of Hebrew shit.
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-12-14
Scorch has hustled his ass off to stay in radio while also getting acting gigs.
Like it or not, the guy has a much higher work ethic than Samuel L. Garfunkle ever will.
1 dmix 2017-12-14
Wait, Sam is a jew? wtf theyre fucking everywhere.
1 Anarox 2017-12-14
Racially ambiguous
1 UnlimitedMetroCard 2017-12-14
Scorch is Jewish though...
1 donald_kingsley 2017-12-14
Comic Sans is a nice detail
1 viper-kk 2017-12-14
I really thought that was Gavin with the glasses
1 VicDumb 2017-12-14
Would have completely agreed if this was about CQ
1 Chippah69 2017-12-14
That's a pretty fuckin great man. PFG man, one would say.
1 pfg-sciple 2017-12-14
Don't GET too EXCITED, ladies. To get with PERFECTION, you HAVE to meet SCORCH's requirements for a ROMANTIC PARTNER!!!! You have to BE wealthy and SUCCESSFUL, like SCORCH!!! No FATTIES!!!!
1 Anarox 2017-12-14
Aliens send him to us as some kind of fifth colonist, they modeled him after what they observed in a previous visit tousands of years ago, when they noticed his love for WWE and microwaved fast food they abandoned the project
1 d4n4n 2017-12-14
Also: No black chicks need apply.