Bullying is cool.

1  2017-12-14 by JerseyLowLife

lets exchange bullying stories.

34 comments

i covered a passed out kid in sriracha sauce and he woke up with burns all over his face and body. what a good prank.

when i was in middle school i had a friend i used to skateboard with who was muslim and had never tried bacon, so i told him i would bring him turkey bacon. I gave him normal bacon and said it was turkey bacon.

The autistic kid in 5th grade would get so into what he was writing he would stand up at his desk. I moved his chair out of the way and when he he went to sit back down he busted his ass.

My bullying wasn't too exciting. I also got bullied and went home crying multiple days, the only person weaker than me that I could bully was the autistic

Before we can address bullying, maybe we should address the real problem.

I probably shouldn't bring up something so personal on this sub, but last year my brother took his own life. It wasn't bullying, but rather a very thorough razzing.

"suicide is bad ass!" -Frank Reynolds

Before we can address bullying, maybe we should address the real problem

Yes. There are way too many Jews in power positions. I'm glad you've brought this up.

I was 11 and got bullied a lot. Then this one time during christmas break a bunch of kids from class invited me out to play. I was all excited to be making friends so I went.

They beat the shit out of me and shot fireworks at me.

I wish those kids were posting here instead of you, they sound hilarious.

Like 3 out of 8 have died since then. And 2 were black which won't be accepted here either.

The 3 died in a horrific senior year car crash. Guess who got the last laugh.

O'Doyle rules

dude that is fucking awesome.

I called this kid a nigger and he poured milk on my head for some reason.

Did they put ham in your clothes too?

I once threw paint at a man in a dog cage in Manchester.

Manchvegas

you mean Manch-Vegas?

Linnnnnnngggggeeeeerrrrrrr Looooongggggggerrrrrr.

When I was in 3rd grade I knew that this girl that I hated (for probably no reason) loved dolphins. So I stabbed her stuffed animal dolphin with a stick and ripped it open & told her it was dead. Because I was an awful child I guess.

Nah dolphins are shit anyway.

Good, because I’m still holding firm to my 3rd grade belief that dolphins are just sea faggots.

One time my teacher accidentally pulled my chair out from under me so she could sit her pale, wide ass down with some idiot at an adjacent table to help them with some problem. I was sitting next to my big crush who I actually convinced to sit with me and I was making her laugh a lot, which was so new to me at the time. Like a retard, I went to sit back down and fell flat on my ass. That stupid bitch teacher unknowingly bullied me, and gave me the platform to further humiliate myself in front of a girl who I had almost just miraculously talked into considering me. To save face, I tried to leap to my feet instantly after falling, to pretend to be unaffected. As I tried to stand back up without using my hands, I had that dreadful cramping sensation you get jumping off a sidewalk curve. The teacher apologized and consoled me like I was a baby as I just stood up, reaching down to grip my ankles in pain. And then, this also gave the cool smooth 70's style black kid in the class wearing a Muhammad Ali shirt the chance to point out the fact that I would be fine, because I was fat "so my fall was padded." I was friend zoned instantly and ended up fucking her ugly fat friend a little while later. #MeToo

When I was a boy we had a neighbor named Will that we used to always torture because he was an unathletic faggot. He always longed for acceptance and we constantly bossed him around. Once we could tell he had almost finally had enough we told him we would let him boss us all around for one day, but he could only do so if he was sitting in a special char we made him. That chair was just a pile of leaves that me, my brothers, cousins and other neighborhood friends had all pissed in. As soon as he sat down in the urine soaked foliage we all pointed and laughed at him, called him "piss pants" and continued down our long-standing path of verbal and physical abuse.

Stories like this remind me that the evilness of children can be reach levels of genius that I genuinely admire.

Black kid on the bus grabbed my hair and started rocking my neck back and forth, and then he asked if I know how to suck that dick good and he started doing it more aggressively. This was the moment I decided that I identify as an african american. They owe me reparations.

I used to bully 2 little fat kids in 3rd grade and they were in 2nd. I thought I was hot shit cause everyone wanted to be my friend and nobody ever gave me shit. I use to walk them off the bus grabbing their backpacks like they were dogs. They told on me and I almost got expelled for zero tolerance. My mom and I sat in my principals office for an hour talking about it before I had to stay home for a week. My dad smacked me in the mouth when he found out and I cut that shit out. An entire year later, 4th grade is almost done and I find out im moving, I gave the one kid (who I bullied more) my 5 cards of Exodia as my apology. Idk whatever happened to him but I ended up getting my karma knockdown by developing drug/alcohol addiction and hes probably a computer geek about to make bank in IT. I want my Exodia back

Once I finally confronted my bully with fisticuffs, he shat the bed entirely. Told me he'd fight me the next day after school, spent the walk to the battle ground trying to pay other dudes the princely sum of £1 to fight me on his behalf. No takers. I punched him once scorpion style on the top of his forehead, breaking my thumb and he shat it, again.

Master Po?

Hah what makes you ask that? Uss.

Call it fucked off, bullying builds character to some degree. The lack of shame we have in society leads to this was backward culture we have today, now all I see is Facebook videos about obese women pole dancing to get in shape saying they're fine the way they are now.....

Or Opie found a part time job, not sure

my friends in new jersey bullied the shit out of me, being the youngest of the group it is expected. you just get used to it and start being mean back and eventually it becomes hilarious.

I was a shitty kid all throughout grade school, so I can't think of the worst. Probably the fact that we would fuck with the crossing guard, who was the dad of two kid's at the school, all the time. We fucked with them too because they were nerds. The Dad ended up killing himself during the school year.

I once joined a subreddit that's dedicated to cyberbullying two shockjocks and their rapidly-blinking sidekick