Artie is going to prison. Seriously.

322  2017-12-14 by RicketyChippa

He was arrested with over $20,000 worth of his usual drugs. Artie had just gotten a big chunk of his annual salary after the 50th AA show and loaded up on heroin, cocaine and painkillers. Thats why he has been having a lot of problems since the 50th show. Apparently he was going to just quit after he got that paycheck thats why he was putting in even less effort on the air after about show 35. The tweet and ugly photo artie tweeted was meant for Ant as a fuck you (they had different interpretations of the contract) and his "sabbatical leave" was Artie not being allowed on the air while they sort out the contract with the attorneys. It really is a shame that he is going to prison and won't be able to see Rich Vos perform live at the Funny Bone in Hartford, Connecticut December 22-23rd.

111 comments

Dammit

that one got me OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUUUUE

😡

Fucking walked right into that one.

I'm going to start reading posts backwards like it's in Arabic.

You already fuck goats so you’d adapt fairly well

I had no idea your muddah was a goat

The Cumia school of reading.

Would be a really nice school, Anthony has pretty amzing knowledge for a tinknocker? You remember the time anthony remembered what the third planet from the sun was on that in-studio smarter that a fifth grader game? Both Jim (really smart) and Opie(a wiz at maths and science) were amazed at anthonys knowledge. Would definitely send my kids to that school!

Then the terrorists will literally have won.

They already won regardless

Well yeah, with that attitude... geez.

you can read it backwards like its in Hebrew if you want to stick it up to terrorists. oy vey or whatevs.

MOTHERFUCKER.

Another well crafted one.

You motherfucker......

Gwan nah

Dasdabestdough

What in the blue fuck is that? That downs syndrome tongue havin fuck doesn't say that. FFS it's dassabesso... It's been discussed at length and added to his wiki. Damn it.

changing it up, brotherman

Just breakin balls bro

We heard you.

Just breakin balls bro

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Or jazzing it up... I hate to see a missed opportunity like this.

Why do none of you jump to the bottom of wall posts like this first. Retards.

Easy there palley,Relax.This is a sub of love,ya cuntface

I ain't even mad. This one was pretty good.

Fuck you. I read posts backwards now because of this sub

And here I thought I was getting the skinny on some inside entertainment information. Now I just feel like a horse's patoot.

Language!

God damn you thoin a nigga fo a loop wit dis post

This was juicy fan fiction. Excellent execution sir.

fan fiction

I ship Ant and Sue

Knew it was bullshit at twenty thousand dollars worth of drugs. That cunt would die if he looked at that much.

even though I just got vos rolled, I now believe all that other malarkey as truth. You might've unknowingly nailed that shit

*knowingly

Stop it!

Look at this smart aleck!

yeah he is just using his insight to Richroll us...doesn't make it any less insightful

Well done

Why you MOTHERfucker!

I wish I could have felt the joy of being gotten by this, but my eyes went right to the bottom.

After you started going into details I skipped to the bottom, sure enough. Lose the capitalization, it helps with recognition

If you havent started reading these from the bottom first yet then shame on you.

Wow

I hope u get colon cancer

fuck

Well ya got me

I haven’t been Richrolled in a while.Fuck you.

I happened to glance at funny bone and missed it this time.

You sir deserve an award

Haha!! Didn’t get me! Haha!!

Despite the Vos Roll, I'm going to choose to believe this.

it worked. first one in a while.

It's the Ang tweet meant for Ant, that hooked me.

With Vos plugs, it's all about the storytelling

Damn that was good till the end

I haven't even noticed if it's always you doing it, or people just like doing it now, but this one really got me. Reminds me of 'back in 1994 when the undertaker choke slammed Mankind through hell in a cell...'

Good work.

I'm not a wrestling fag, but wasn't that '98?

Dude I am still on show 33 and its great so far.... now you telling me its downhill after 35 :(

Good work asshole..you got me.

Genius post...

op is just full of shenanigans, a real clown

ugh

I hope your nubile naked back gets whipped with jumper cables.

You. Son. Of. A. Bitch.

I skimmed it for the word pecka and still missed the Vos line. What a juicy story tho

When its something really juicy, always read the last line.

Im still curious.... are there any parts of this story that are untrue?

The rich voz date

My peckah became turgid and then deflated smh

You cunt, good job.

yeah right how would he know all this

skips to final sentence

oh god fucking dammit man

That feeling of disbelief at first, but secretly hoping it's all true…

Hook line and fucking sinker

You son of a bitch got me

My favorite is all the Twitter faggots going: "Oh Artie, you just need some help, man!"

He was buying TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of smack, coke & oxys at a clip.

There is no "help".

And all of that "Haha, Artie's gonna outlive us all!" horseshit?

They had too clean out his heart cavity a couple of months ago or whenever it was.

Did he use this as a sign to stop? No.

He took it as an opportunity to do even more drugs.

I predict Artie will ring in the New Year by hanging himself

while his cellie rifles through his pockets to get something before a CO discovers his stiffened corpse.

The one, and only one, good thing that will come out of it is that

his poor loving Mom will get some cash from the the movie

that'll surely be made about this whole situation.

Probably the best one yet.

Impossible not to believe the most fucked up stories about this guy at this point.

Not this time buster

These are more clever than anything Rich Vos could ever think of

I'm getting too old for this shit.

u/RicketyChippa you're an evil son of a bitch

Maybe he will run into KillaKuhn and they will hang out together!

well done! Best Vos Roll in months

As the resident Artie expert i really didn't saw this coming.

What an active imagination you have. Ass!

You sly dog.

Who gives a fuck. He's a spoiled brat.

are there actually 50+ episodes of this? I thought there was only like, 9 or 10 so far.

Ah fuckin peckas god dammit

I see 80+ comments, the title, and think "Oh shit, it's true." I'm quite the fool.

Goddammnit.

I saw the title and immediately smelled a Vos roll cooking but let my guard down during that beautifully crafted paragraph, well played sir.

I don't care what anybody else says, but sneaking in a Vos plug is always funny.

its actually so stupid

Funny and stupid aren't mutually exclusive

You got me.

Oh no, I can't believe he did it again...Oh they're not getting along...oh man...Oh so that's why h--Hey wait a minute!! Oh you...

Fugg.

I wonder how many people actually belived Artie was going to prison even before reading this? Jail is definitely in his future, the time he gets really depends on how pissed off the prosecutor and Judge is over the missed court dates (I read somewhere he has blown off court more than once for this charge). He is pretty much stuck in jail till his day in court. He fucked up any chance of that by skipping out on court. It's pretty much the same in every State in the US for that if you have a felony, priors, and especially blowing off consecutive court dates. It's rare to get bonded out on a bench warrant arrest.

That was the best one I've seen. Godamn

Oh you gave me a good laugh.

Ok you got me, but you do raise a good point about the tweet. Maybe the mysterious Ang was just Ant misspelled. G and T are pretty close on the keyboard.

I'm literally shaking right now. Much like rich vos who is old and has palsy.

changing it up, brotherman