r/opieandanthony: Opie can't hold a glass naturally

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

You can also see he had some type of chilled faggot shooter while "Amber Alert" Cumia is drinking room temperature bourbon like an adult. Oh, and nice necklace there cum stain.

1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-13

hmmm, i see the double lazy eye, but for the life of me i cannot spot the cumstain

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

It's in his mustache.

1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-13

I like this one. One eye goes one way and the other goes the other.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

" Arrrgh he be lookin' loike somebody we be knowin' arrrgh

1 axeheadroad 2017-12-13

I don't hate this as much as I thought I would.

1 holodog 2017-12-13

Seems like this bit is a lot more successful than the chink one.

1 DegenerateLoony 2017-12-13

And the mouth is in the middle saying "hey, whaddya want from me?"

1 RacksDiciprine 2017-12-13

He learned that from the mob. Keep a eye on every man in the room.

1 TangerineReam 2017-12-13

You think he might've plopped a few drops of water into that burbon to open the flavors up, as adult are want to do?

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-13

...this sounds like a drug, and I'm not gonna lie

you have me very interested

1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2017-12-13

I've tried it with ice and with water, and I still prefer straight bourbon. Not bad with water, but I hate it with ice.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-13

wont to do. Not want to do.

Peasant.

1 TangerineReam 2017-12-13

your mother

1 maloonigans 2017-12-13

Ant drinks captain and coke - he's not drinking bourbon there.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

You realize what a massive queer you would have to be to say something like that right? What kind of dildo knows or cares about that? I never knew that, but it makes sense. The ancestors of Somali pirates probably all love rum.

1 maloonigans 2017-12-13

i know right! all of ant's old scumbag stories involve captain and coke - made bile rise in my throat every time.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

Anthony probably thinks he looks like Captain Morgan. Truth is, he looks more like the pirates in Captain Phillips.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

"Adult drinks"
Okay, Florentine

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

You're right. That empty glass with condensation on it and grapefruit beers scream masculinity. I said "like an adult" you dumb cocksucker. I'm sure you and your boys hang out on fire island drinking Malibu rum and toast to "the nights you'll never remember with the people you'll never forget" right before you assfuck each other, but most men just drink neat scotch or bourbon.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

I like whiskey for what it's worth, but I'm more proud of my shits than paying some guy to pour me a drink.
"YOU LIKE SWEET ALCOHOL INSTEAD OF BITTER SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT???"
Brag to me about how you drink black coffee too.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

Nope. I only chug black cock.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

Glad we finally found some common ground.

1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-13

Did you Photoshop that lazy eye? I never noticed it being THAT bad.

1 dropngo 2017-12-13

Pulled straight from Opie's facebook.

1 1475315963 2017-12-13

gotta keep that eye on a swivel, lambchops

1 rcharliesam 2017-12-13

Check out the empties, man.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh I be seein' 2 big ones in the photo yonder arrrgh

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-13

lovin the bit brothaman

1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-12-13

Management loves the direction of the bit.

1 RapewithARock 2017-12-13

Keep it up whoever hates ye shall get strung high from the yard iron!

1 cosmo1987 2017-12-13

hahah one of my fav O and A moments.

1 _PrimeEvil_ 2017-12-13

Ya ever wondered if Anthony is gay?

1 dropngo 2017-12-13

Daniel Craig wondered the same thing when he saw this.

1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-12-13

He's like a fucking chameleon

1 TheDannySaint 2017-12-13

Ugh. I don’t even wanna know how he holds a cock.

1 dropngo 2017-12-13

In his mouth, I'm assuming.

1 1475315963 2017-12-13

Like a gentleman

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh

*gen'leman

Arrrgh

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-13

No need to assume, we've seen the totally real evidence through the peephole of his front door.

1 axeheadroad 2017-12-13

Why would you be able to see through his peephole?

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-13

Harry hater... linngeerr looonnngeer

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-12-13

He reversed it, to see if someone was waiting in his apartment to ambush him with a sack of doorknobs.

1 KennethFresno 2017-12-13

Opie Mellencamp.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

i wiLl hAVe a JOb iN 2018

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

OpPrEhL fAHhhLlLsssSsSss!!!

1 DickPunchOpie 2017-12-13

Or a job.

1 That70smoke 2017-12-13

Or a conversation

1 momomike 2017-12-13

this is what happens to your eyes when your head is on a swivel

1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-13

opie looks like a stripper and ant a fag. I miss these two together.

1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-13

Opie can look left and right at the same time before crossing the road. He's like a superhero.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

" Arrrgh ye be a mu'ant Opie. Ye is special. What be ye special mu'ant powers? Arrrgh "

" arrrgh me done a chocolate brownie in me pants and me got some tits, a ye olde bald patch and a snaggle tooth arrrgh "*

1 Jungies 2017-12-13

"Opie smash cake!"

1 OutlawMemer 2017-12-13

When an ample-chested talentless board-op keeps his head on a swivel too long....

1 IfIMayBeSoBoldSir 2017-12-13

It really is incredible how different post-roids Ant, beardless Ant looks now.

1 TangerineReam 2017-12-13

when did he do roids?

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-13

Around the time he stopped looking like like a starving Libyan.

1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-13

And started his transition to moldovian rat catcher

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-13

I think it's just Moldovan, and those dudes are white as he'll, cuz.

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-13

don't stress, people lie on this sub

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Tsss arrrgh prob'bly cause they be tired or sumpthin arrrgh

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-13

good point

1 RacksDiciprine 2017-12-13

Pirate Chip is a new one.

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-12-13

Buried that treasuh, cocksuckah!

1 crookedmile 2017-12-13

Fucking Ant looks like Tom Savini when he's transitioning into the giant rat in From Dusk Till Dawn.

1 dogvoicemail 2017-12-13

was up with those fingers, does gregg have arthritis?

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Tsss arrrgh yeah what about arthritits or sumpthin arrrgh

1 Assandtiddies 2017-12-13

“Does it look cool when I hold it like this maaaaan”

1 1475315963 2017-12-13

Opie reminds me of the roach creature from Men In Black.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh and Ant'ony remoinds me of the colored fella arrrgh

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-13

Ant has what appears to be straight whiskey. The condensation on Opie's glass makes me think he had a Jack and Coke or some such weaksauce.

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-13

even tho no brown liquid is apparent

retarded sherlock holmes ova here

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-13

It's empty, which means he finished it.

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-13

trying to hard

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-13

opie has bill cosby eyes

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh loifless eyes arrrgh

1 52017 2017-12-13

Love his gay porn star look.

1 PHDinSounding 2017-12-13

He has cowardly lion face

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-13

Can't hold a job either

1 --DC-- 2017-12-13

If you're a sloth you don't have a lot of options, Bucko.

1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-13

his shirt doesn't hold his breasts naturally... are you surprised?

1 SlimWiggins 2017-12-13

He sucks at everything

1 SickLikeAidz 2017-12-13

hands like a sticky icky spider

1 MariAsai 2017-12-13

How trite are beavis and butthead comments. Am new

1 dupey19th 2017-12-13

Cock eyes

1 Kneegroez 2017-12-13

Are his eyes naturally that wonky or is this a subtle Photoshop?

1 TheSmallGiantt 2017-12-13

Gregg "Sartre" Hughes

1 RichHeads 2017-12-13

He also can't hold a friendship naturally.

Be funny naturally

Maintain a marriage naturally.

1 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-13

I'd love to hold that glass properly as I smash it against his forehead.

1 czarcy 2017-12-13

I love the fact that we shit on Opie so much it's even come down to the way he holds his drinks.

1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-12-13

yes, this is gay, but hear me out... is it possible that ant's always been more attractive than the dude that coulda been a model? sure, sure, ant's a nigger. still... THINK ABOUT IT.

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-13

I'd imagine more fans and women they encountered through the show were attracted to ant, purely because he has a personality that isn't quite so obviously fake as Opies...

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-12-13

He's hermit crab clawing that muuuuggggg!

1 lowend73 2017-12-13

Anthony looks like the nice Yemeni student that Opie was pen pals with

1 the_opester 2017-12-13

Chip Gaines lookin nigga.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-13

they are both ugly abominations

1 Chippah69 2017-12-13

Opie's a nervous lady

1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-12-13

I just laughed out loud at this picture, they look like complete shit