r/opieandanthony: 715 835 9290 Call Scorch. He answers right away. Help the man with some calls for Pete's Sake

715 835 9290 Call Scorch. He answers right away. Help the man with some calls for Pete's Sake

49 2017-12-13 by [deleted]

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47 comments

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

He answered and right away I said " I have a trivia question for you". He sounded a bit annoyed but will go along with it because no one is calling.

Just make all answers 1980 😂

1 Joe_Cumia 2017-12-13

And I thought I hat was in a drought

1 Slothjew 2017-12-13

I just called he answered right away. I asked what year Lennon was shot, he said 79 but I’m pretty sure it was 1980. Then he hung up right away.

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

I at least had the chance to say "1980?!". I guess he doean't remember that one because he kept talking to me.

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-13

Sam should do this on air. But he won't

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-13

Are you insane? That would be funny and entertaining, and we can't have that. Please, let's just have endless wrestlers and porn stars.

1 RacksDiciprine 2017-12-13

deep inhale Thats a tough one man

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-13

"The listeners love it when we have porn stars on. I've personally spoken to three or four listeners who told me they tune in specifically to hear the porn stars."

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-13

Sam himself would never. He has nothing funny or witty to say. Scorch would have to end the horrible call with You are an idiot ha ha hahaha.

1 pfg-sciple 2017-12-13

With WHAT?!?!?!

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-13

I'm starting to think you really are Scorch.

1 pfgposter 2017-12-13

I wonder if Scorch would know a good pharmacy chain.

1 Belchides 2017-12-13

Rite aid

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-13

RITE AID?!?!?!?!?!?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-13

Just called and asked if he is bringing back "Douche or Dressing".

"::fake laugh:: Not this time bro!" ::hang up::

I talked to mother fuckin Scorch.

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

Is Scorch still live? Someone tweet the number to Colin. You know he would call in. 😂

1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-13

I'm more of a feels for meals kind of guy. That's fucking awesome that to the man himself though cause I'd probably panic if I hear that low gravely voice on the other end

1 Dagidugidai 2017-12-13

Oh my god, its instant, I thought I'd come up with something to say while it's ringing and there was like half a ring. I quietly hung up.

1 commissarjb 2017-12-13

You'll get 'em next time, pal.

1 Dagidugidai 2017-12-13

thank you for the encouraging words. whats your address? lets blow each other.

1 commissarjb 2017-12-13

Save that sweet talk for Scorch.

1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-13

Don't be too hard on yourself, not everyone is ready for prime time.

1 Guybroman 2017-12-13

I called and told him I wanted to ask him a trivia question. He got angry and said he wasnt doing trivia questions

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

He must still be upset that he guessed 1981 as the year Another One Bites The Dust was released.

1 Guybroman 2017-12-13

I was gonna ask when call me was released. Haha

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

Haha..

Scorch: "Who is this?"

holds nose while saying " Sam Roberts"

Scorch: "yeah ok..another one.." click

Well...I guess he's gotten a few calls. Congratulations to Scorch tbh

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-13

Why does he hate our love?

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-13

He can't trust us yet.

1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-13

Hard to blame him. Is there anyone we haven't turned on yet?

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-13

He's just waiting for one of us to throw yellow paint on him again. A not entirely unreasonable concern.

1 Ted_Rader22 2017-12-13

Matarese should call in

1 BigOpie 2017-12-13

Went to voicemail and his vm is full...

1 MrCocklefroth 2017-12-13

Oh ... lookie lookie miss cookie

1 TheDannySaint 2017-12-13

I asked him the color of the day and he said macaroni and cheese.

Better than I ever could have imagined.

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

I called about the 1980 Chevy panel van. He said “ok” and hung up.

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

You heartless bastard.

1 taint_stuffer 2017-12-13

That's it. I'm calling in tomorrow. Ideas?

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1 FrankNigga 2017-12-13

You all sound annoyingly giddy like Jim Norton at a faggot convention.

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-13

So basically any convention that Jim Norton would attend.

1 FrankNigga 2017-12-13

I stand corrected, sir. Thank you for your time.

1 WhatNowDrumpfXD 2017-12-13

Nothing gayer than a too cool for the room faggot.

1 FrankNigga 2017-12-13

Almost, but you're slightly gayer, fag.

1 TheMaestro2 2017-12-13