I used to date a white boy

6  2017-12-13 by Bams_seed

He bought me a washcloth and a hand towel for his place. He asked why I wasn't using the towel he thought I'd bring it on the subway, to the club, etc. He also complained about me getting into bed with shea butter on

25 comments

1  SGFTI 2017-12-13

That shit stains.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-12-13

What's the thing with you lot & buttering ya'selves? Making ya'self ready for the tribal cooking pot?

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-13

Can't risk getting ashy

1  TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

Bitch is flakey inside and out. Ha!

swimwalks

1  itstimetochewass 2017-12-13

Big boy's got the big bat today!

1  TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-12-13

Does regular body lotion not work? Why y'all need to be greasy?

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-13

Yeah lotion works but you have to keep reapplying it. There are home lotions and going out lotions. You keep a bath & body works one at your desk at work but at home you use Vaseline brand or Johnson's baby lotion.

Shea butter is better though. I have sensitive skin

1  MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-13

Made from tigers.

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-12-13

I do like brown girls, just not the fighting in Denny’s kind. You know what I’m saying? I like the girls that DON’T call me names and hit me.

Anyway I’ll talk to you later, okay baby? 😘😘

1  TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

I've only fucked two black bitches and both of them took it up the ass. Good thing too because the pussy smelled like burnt popcorn and colt 45

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-13

I take it in the ass but i always tap out before they get enough momentum going to nut. I cant imagine the beatings jimmy taked

1  TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

Supposed to ease in to that momentum unless you just jam it in trying to make the butt queef

1  Opesterino 2017-12-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nfwez1NDXQ

1  aprosbro 2017-12-13

African black soap is where it's at. Shea butter and oatmeal.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-13

yass

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

This isn’t an NAACP meeting guys. Calm down and get back to digging.

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-12-13

Fuckin cottons not gonna pick itself!

1  DigitalTorque 2017-12-13

the first chick in grade school i made out with was half black half mexican. after about a week of smooching behind the mobile classrooms she finally pulled her tits out. i latched on like starving Ethiopian baby. since my mouth was full, all i could smell while breathing was cocoa butter. i came in my husky jeans.

almost 30 years later if i even get a wiff of cocoa butter i pop a rod. Paplov's law at its finest.

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

It’s Pavlov but I respect your courage to travel into the dark abyss at such an early age. God speed nigger lover.

1  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-13

God speed nigger lover

hahaha

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-13

half black half mexican

Well that sounds just awful.

1  puppy_action_team 2017-12-13

Her parents must have been the worst spics and nigger on the planet.

1  itstimetochewass 2017-12-13

Too lazy to steal.

1  RacistPigeon 2017-12-13

Can make great Mexican food, but too lazy to.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-13

I don't want to be nosey, and feel free to tell me to fuck off and mind my own business (I'll still be a devoted fan of you, meine Afriker-Königen).

I myself only found O&A through an interview with Louis CK in 2009. I didn't discover this sub's existence until shortly before Anthony's meltdown on twitter in 2014. The rest is history!!!

You're an African-American woman (I assume you're American). Why are you here? I ask out of honest curiousity.

1  DeclanGunn 2017-12-13

He asked why I wasn't using the towel he thought I'd bring it on the subway, to the club, etc

I don't even understand what this is supposed to mean. He thought you would bring a hand towel on the subway? Did you have intercourse with this autistic man?

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-13

Yeah lotion works but you have to keep reapplying it. There are home lotions and going out lotions. You keep a bath & body works one at your desk at work but at home you use Vaseline brand or Johnson's baby lotion.

Shea butter is better though. I have sensitive skin

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-12-13

Fuckin cottons not gonna pick itself!

1  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-13

God speed nigger lover

hahaha