Artie lands major licensing deal with Hasbro Toys.

182  2017-12-13 by 1073WAAF

15 comments

1  SGFTI 2017-12-13

So he's gonna replace Don Rickles for half a movie and then die too.

1  TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

looks like you just put a mr. potato head on his nose tbh

1  juanwayne 2017-12-13

Women love it. Mr potato head licks the clit while Artie eats the pussy. During it Ant puts coke and heroin on his dick while he fucks artie in his ass. Keith the cop watches of course.

1  goarlorde 2017-12-13

Say more things.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-12-13

I didn't know Mr. Potatoehead shit blood

1  Morons_comment 2017-12-13

Note to self, do not try to score heroin in a range Rover. Relevant article

1  dmix 2017-12-13

at least the second time the troubled entertainer has allegedly missed a court date this year.

So it's not just Ants show... what a piece of shit. Get your life together man

1  JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-12-13

Keith is probably pissed about that.

1  dmix 2017-12-13

pff this implies Keith has any grasp of PR and online marketing. He clearly doesn't. Too busy deleting fan made clips and other free promotional material, while spending 10's of thousands of useless billboards in the middle of highways.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-13

Sadly, jail might be just enough time to dry him out. I had December in the tontine.

1  note-to-self-bot 2017-12-13

Don't forget:

do not try to score heroin in a range Rover.

1  I_cum_cake_batter 2017-12-13

Mr patato head would need large holes in his ass for Artie's coke habit.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2017-12-13

Mr. Potaterhead

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

Bright side: They now have a usable mugshot for the AA Show branding!

1  oceanic231 2017-12-13

Poor Artie. He has a look on his face that says “someone please kill me”.

1  SirWallaceII 2017-12-13

The thumbnail makes this look way more horrific