r/opieandanthony: Time for Ant to update the mugshot

1 wgtragic 2017-12-13

1 potatocucumber 2017-12-13

posession, huh?

1 John_Gulbunny 2017-12-13

He had heroin in his lap

1 kermur 2017-12-13

Wrong. That was back last May. This arrest was for not making an appearance related to that charge.... his eyes do looked pinned as shit though....

1 vansmack74 2017-12-13

at least he didn't toss the heroin out the window, take off running, and then step over the heroin before scurrying off into the woods....

that damn nose, tho

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

What can that get you in New York?

1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-13

I think it's usually a bail forfeiture so he might have to stay in jail until his trial. They also may not give him a good plea deal, but since he's a celebrity and in New Jersey there's probably 10,000 heroin arrests a month they may not give a shit and just give him rehab and probation with random drug tests anyway.

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13

A finger-wagging and a moderate talking-to.

No wait, that's double homicide.

1 GallowPubes 2017-12-13

Weight: 260 POUNDS

Just fudgin' da numbahs.

1 Jungies 2017-12-13

Yeah, but the camera adds ten pounds ^to ^his ^{^nose}

1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-13

But he's 5'8" so that's 100 pounds overweight. -

1 rcharliesam 2017-12-13

Still, he's way over 260.

1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-13

Then he must have been 360 when he had the Direct TV show at the height of his obesity.

1 chickenfan1 2017-12-13

does that say he was in possession of schedule 1, 2, 3, AND 4 or is that just the charge?

1 Harleye 2017-12-13

He's charged with being in possession of schedule 1,2,3 and 4 drugs. Basically everything except for cough syrup and aspirin.

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

I think some jail time might be the only thing that could save artie at this point

1 late_50s_why 2017-12-13

I can’t even feel my own nose

1 KangolVos 2017-12-13

Arthur Lange sounds like a guy who has his life together. An accountant or something.

1 Skip4play 2017-12-13

Still better than Opie.

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-13

Looks like a million bucks

Good for Artie

1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-12-13

Artie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQlT-16WAAEgJye.jpg

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13

Look at his Christmas home video then look at this pic.

This is Hollywood's effect on you.

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

that was before the jets didnt cover the spread

1 EndOfTheDigitalAge 2017-12-13

Yeah, Zimbabwe bucks

1 --DC-- 2017-12-13

I dare say, that man's nose is actually dying before our very eyes!

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-13

He nose

1 OsloJimmy 2017-12-13

Knocking off early

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-13

lolol

1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-13

Artie"Nose like a Sub-Saharan"Lange.

1 vichenleyssister 2017-12-13

he's slowly bleeding out from his nose

1 dumbshowreference 2017-12-13

Something about using the right nostril. I honestly think it’s genetic. It must be the dominant gene. And I’m not being facetious in the least.

1 chickenfan1 2017-12-13

there's so much pain in his eyes. Jesus

1 jofreal 2017-12-13

He can be saved. There's still well adjustment buried in him. He has the constitution to change.

1 ValleyChip 2017-12-13

Being on Stern is the dream job of so many comedians, if he couldn't pull it together for that, he's not pulling it together for Compound fucking Media

1 pastorpotluck 2017-12-13

Depressing

1 all_copacetic 2017-12-13

Blood under his fucking nose. Just start injecting it man. At this point, why not?

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

I wish he injected bleach into his stomach HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

This is every O&A joke ever.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

No it's not.

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

I wish you were NOT alive

HAHAHHA HOLY SHIT

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

Then someone will say something about how jimmy likes tranny shit Then someone will say something about Anthony’s alcoholic lonely life. If Bobby is in, a fat joke. If rich is in, a Jew or speech impediment joke.

Yeah, we heard you.

You all liked the cheesiest fake laughter bullshit morning zoo. The show is so horribly bad. Hey, it’s Wednesday guys! W.O.W.!

1 jaws3d 2017-12-13

We found Artie’s dealer!

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

My friend shot bleach into his vein in a failed suicide attempt. if it didn't kill my friend, it wont kill artie.

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

Why? Artie is a fat faggot on deaths door. I’ll give him a gun if I can watch him blow his brains out.

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13

One time, my friend trued in vain to bleach his hair.

That's not the same, it ....

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-13

No, he snorted glass,maaaan

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

anyway that story is true ?

1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-13

Well Artie wouldn't lie, would he.

1 SGFTI 2017-12-13

Because that is when you have an addiction.

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-13

I noticed in the report he was arrested for both drug possession and paraphernalia possession. If he's just snorting it, what paraphernalia would he have? Unless Jersey charges that for the bag or something.

1 TARE_ME 2017-12-13

Could've been a bump spoon... I'm positive that if they completely searched his car they're bound to find something that's classified as paraphernalia.

1 footytang 2017-12-13

You can smoke it off tinfoil and they make pipes for it to but this bag of shit looks more like a cheeseburger wrapper foil kinda guy.

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

no way he is snorting or smoking it. He has to be shooting it at this point.

1 footytang 2017-12-13

He doesn't like needles and that elephant seal of a nose begs to differ

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-12-13

I hate needles too, but you get used to it after the first dozen times you stick one in you.

1 theRealOpieraqio 2017-12-13

Jesus, I thought the drugaddict thing here was just a meme. Have some fucking self respect and quit that shit.

1 zenthedude 2017-12-13

His username is SWIMsfriend, and he's a liberal. Of course he's a junkie.

1 PsychoticPixel 2017-12-13

I know right? Quite that shit and do cocaine like a real man

1 blackphilibuster 2017-12-13

Stop being a faggot and take drugs like the rest of us

1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-12-13

Could be insulin shots, you know!

1 oklolol 2017-12-13

when you're N-PERSON rich you can afford to snort it. Could be smoking the H but he thinks that makes him seem like a worse sort of a junkie. His previous drug charge related to drug implements

1 Killgore 2017-12-13

It's hard for fat people to shoot up.

1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-12-13

Crack pipe

1 -Palaver 2017-12-13

He was putting it on......cheeseburgers!

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13

HA HA, HO-LEE SHIT!!! Hey, my first one!

1 Pino_Palladino 2017-12-13

A straw or anything else used to snort, is considered paraphernalia

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

You try and find a vein on that. Do you really think he was stabbing himself to die?

1 pastorpotluck 2017-12-13

Hopefully this will force him into a program.

1 all_copacetic 2017-12-13

37th time the charm.

1 rahtin 2017-12-13

Yeah, those work so well.

1 pastorpotluck 2017-12-13

If he's legally detained away from drugs who knows, it could do something. Not holding my breath though.

1 jofreal 2017-12-13

Work the steps, go to the gym, start eating better, land a plum network role as a sitcom dad. Life begins at 50.

1 pastorpotluck 2017-12-13

Lol

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-13

if artie doesnt die in 2017 ill chop my balls off

1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-13

Careful, he's been expected to die for 21 years. He may outlive even healthy people like Bill Burr and Dr. Steve. He'll be 90 looking like a 300 pound mummy.

1 McGowan9 2017-12-13

He has that German/Native American Rambo blood. Fucker will probably live to see flying cars.

1 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2017-12-13

https://78.media.tumblr.com/12a4c2254eb13c1ff17d65bc035c39b3/tumblr_n055oh2uqq1s5tlmxo1_500.gif

1 ixnayontheiggernay 2017-12-13

woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-12-13

Family, friends and religion..

These are the three demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business.

1 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2017-12-13

Heh heh heh.

Its funny because its true.

1 Abarf 2017-12-13

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1 racemic_mixture 2017-12-13

seems like you are jut looking for an excuse

1 David_Tosk 2017-12-13

So in about two weeks? Bold bet

1 KorgDTR2000 2017-12-13

If Lady Di is still sailing the seven seas Artie is hanging around a while yet.

1 Abarf 2017-12-13

Ok times up asshole. Let's get the chopping started.

1 Plastastic 2017-12-13

He looks like a washed up garden gnome.

1 Jungies 2017-12-13

....a live-action muppet.

1 kingship75 2017-12-13

"....a live-action" not for long

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

That mug is shooting something alright

1 jjoharanyc1 2017-12-13

We know it's not movies or TV shows.

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-12-13

Telly the Muppet over here

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-13

(gay description of current events) la la la la la

1 Dagidugidai 2017-12-13

he's got the sex eyes. he's gunna fuck that police man taking pictures.

1 glyde69 2017-12-13

The original needs to be on the sidebar

1 late_50s_why 2017-12-13

Your honor he’s got the flu you see

1 laurens_tits 2017-12-13

I think he might be using again.

1 SGFTI 2017-12-13

Tss mugshot, whatcha put whiskey in ya coffee or sumpthin'?

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

Gon'ow!

1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-12-13

It's hard to predict if Artie will go by suicide or od'ing.

1 Morons_comment 2017-12-13

How about just over dose on purpose?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-13

Why not both?

1 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2017-12-13

Lol give a junkie disposable income...

Wtf did you think was gonna happen?!

1 rahtin 2017-12-13

They could have hired him for $80k a year, and it would have been just enough for him to get by with a reasonable habit.

Instead they make him a fucking partner, and that gave him enough cash to get in trouble.

This is exactly why Stern fired him. You can't pay Artie what he's worth or this happens everytime.

1 CobraStrikingBaby_ 2017-12-13

He doesn't look good

1 J-Bradley1 2017-12-13

You can say that again!

1 damselnoir 2017-12-13

He doesn't look good

1 J-Bradley1 2017-12-13

You can say that again

1 clauge 2017-12-13

He could definitely use a protein shake and a multivitamin.

1 Weekend_At_Benoits 2017-12-13

Makes me wonder how he'd feel if Kathy Griffin was telling an emotional story on the radio

1 no_one_inparticular 2017-12-13

Art's just preparing for his audition as Quark in the Tarantino's Star Trek movie.

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

Look at you, you baby gorilla. Your nose is ballooned up like Sam's foreskin during a piss.

1 damselnoir 2017-12-13

Too bad, the A&A show was awesome while it lasted. Best radio...podcast..whatever its called, yet

1 jofreal 2017-12-13

the A&A show was awesome while it lasted

Did it ever really begin? The three months of magic mostly consisted of Anthony exclaiming "HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT" to Artie's tired anecdotes and tv references. They barely scratched the surface of mounting an actual program. OnA had years of exploratory fine-tuning before finding a groove and hitting a stride.

1 majestik6 2017-12-13

Great point. It took the three of them a solid 1-2 years to find their groove.

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-13

I just wish there was some advice show that Artie could call into and get help.

1 racemic_mixture 2017-12-13

I'd love to hear dumb Jim try to fix Artie.

1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-12-13

"It's tough man...."

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-13

"You... you say you're a comic? Have you tried an open mic near you? Work on your five minutes, find your voice, man. Like, Carlin and Pryor when they started... they had to find their voice too. Every comic does. Get on stage, polish your five, and go from there. All right? And get to a meeting, buddy."

1 1qw1qw1 2017-12-13

imagine a face with Erock's eyes, that nose, and Jim's chin

1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-13

Lol “chin”

1 helmet098 2017-12-13

What causes the nose?

1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-12-13

HOW IMPORTANT WAS THE NOSE??!!

/u/drsteve103

1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13

Marvelous.

1 1Pink1Stink 2017-12-13

What the fuck is going on with his nose?

1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-12-13

That's not even a nose, that's a growth.

1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-12-13

You really can't stress enough that he's only 50. He'd look rough for 75.

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

I wish you were NOT alive

HAHAHHA HOLY SHIT

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-13

Then someone will say something about how jimmy likes tranny shit Then someone will say something about Anthony’s alcoholic lonely life. If Bobby is in, a fat joke. If rich is in, a Jew or speech impediment joke.

Yeah, we heard you.

You all liked the cheesiest fake laughter bullshit morning zoo. The show is so horribly bad. Hey, it’s Wednesday guys! W.O.W.!

1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-12-13

Artie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQlT-16WAAEgJye.jpg

1 Opesterino 2017-12-13

that was before the jets didnt cover the spread

1 jofreal 2017-12-13

the A&A show was awesome while it lasted

Did it ever really begin? The three months of magic mostly consisted of Anthony exclaiming "HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT" to Artie's tired anecdotes and tv references. They barely scratched the surface of mounting an actual program. OnA had years of exploratory fine-tuning before finding a groove and hitting a stride.

1 EndOfTheDigitalAge 2017-12-13

Yeah, Zimbabwe bucks

1 --DC-- 2017-12-13

I dare say, that man's nose is actually dying before our very eyes!

Time for Ant to update the mugshot

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