r/opieandanthony: Troy looks like a butch lesbian aunt.

Do you ever think it dawns on him that he's nothing more than a skinny fat dork? And that he only becomes remotely passable when he's compared to literal freak shows like James Norton and Sam Roberts?

Or do you believe he genuinely thinks he's a lady killer with that ridiculous magenta varsity jacket?

1 JerkStoreJ 2017-12-13

He is a literal lady killer

1 SomeLeakage 2017-12-13

Troy lobbed his girlfriend off of a cliff and got away with it.

1 sheba_sheba 2017-12-13

He’s a delusional ass that surrounds himself with people 20 years his junior as a confidence boost because deep down r knows he’s a fucking failure. He has to hide AARP monthlies from his roommates

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

Nothing I hated more than guys on the show treating this kid like he was cool or sexy.

1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-13

Or young. He was street paddle boarding to work at age 42.

1 VincentSports89 2017-12-13

I wish he would waterboard to work.

1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-13

Wait... that's Troy?

1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-12-13

Who else would it be, you fruit?

1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-13

I'm just in shock given his persona on the show as the ultra attractive lady killer. He's like a slightly more in shape stangel.

1 stevex42 2017-12-13

I mean maybe back in the day when he used to wear his Tyler Durden jacket. Here he is nude in bed with Ian Halperin. Clearly he was better looking before he had the metabolism of a 45 year old man.

1 BullsLawDan 2017-12-13

Well he's almost 45 so that is natural.

1 stevex42 2017-12-13

Aging is natural. Dressing like a Swedish DJ, skateboarding, and talking about how many chicks you talk to on Tinder into you middle age is not natural.

1 BullsLawDan 2017-12-13

Very true. I'm almost the same age as Troy. I have 3 kids, I'm on my second house, and don't have a Tindr. So I guess he's super cool.

1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-13

Yeah I had him in his early 30's at the absolute oldest based off of how he talks about his life

1 LeBaronpencil 2017-12-13

And dyed hair the color of chocolate pudding.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-12-13

Remember that this chubby middle aged man is the guy who everyone at O&A thought was the coolest pussy magnet walking the planet. He was their Tyler Durden.

1 JerkStoreJ 2017-12-13

Compared to them he is

1 Peckahnator 2017-12-13

Arf.

1 harriswill 2017-12-13

shit still gives me a chuckle everytime they do it

1 plasticpaddy84 2017-12-13

He looks like a lame dork dad who had a hip hop makeover

1 bambonk 2017-12-13

Which one is troy

1 lispychicken 2017-12-13

I was gonna ask the same question. So I'm just gonna wait here and tug ya peckah until someone gives us an answer

1 brickfacecupboard 2017-12-13

left

1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-12-13

That is badass lady killer Troy? He looks like my math teacher Earl Norman from 1st grade who stuck two fingers in my ass when i pissed myself during class and had to change in the bathroom

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-13

Man. I was never the popular kid like you. I’m jelly 😒

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-13

Cool hand tattoo?

1 zenicaone 2017-12-13

that last trashing he got when intern impersonated him on live show opened his eyes.

he must be eating a lot of ice-cream and sobbing in the dark.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-12-13

Talk about skinny gay Kevin Smith.

1 ixnayontheiggernay 2017-12-13

I remember Patrice saying he was expecting pussy to rain on Troyquan until he opened his mouth and sounded retarded like the Godfather horns.

1 jofreal 2017-12-13

WHEN HIPSTERS AGE

1 alamanluke 2017-12-13

What a fucking douche.

1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-12-13

I'm listening to the Best Of 2012 livestream and the Joe Derosa vs Troy Quan fight is on and good fucking lord is Troy a douchebag.

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

Are you saying you also forgot what a shoulderless nothing DeRosa is?

1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-12-13

You know, I kind of did. They both came off as complete pussies but somehow Troy was even more hateable.

1 AiCPearlJam 2017-12-13

We should give this guy the Child Spit Caper treatment and send all of his club dates the clip of him being homophobic to Mark Zito. Will clubs really want a hommophobe like Troy working their buttons?

1 FakeTrending 2017-12-13

Didn't know he was friends with Rich Evans

1 oceanic231 2017-12-13

That purple jacket really ties the outfit together, maaaaaan.

1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-13

Nigga all gut n jowls

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-13

Wow he got fat.

1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-13

he looks better now than he did then https://youtu.be/EZ3RrDzy4VU?t=2m50s

1 GiygasFetus 2017-12-13

Sweet tatt bro.

1 stevex42 2017-12-13

I mean maybe back in the day when he used to wear his Tyler Durden jacket. Here he is nude in bed with Ian Halperin. Clearly he was better looking before he had the metabolism of a 45 year old man.

Troy looks like a butch lesbian aunt.

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